How do I become a juggalo?

How do I become a juggalo?

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Take your fathers penis up your bum every weekend

Drink Faygo and wash your buttcrack wit it

Drink faygo.
Be in middle school in 2001 like me.
Come from abusive or single mom household.

Listen to a lot of icp. Twiztid. Etc. pain ya face. Go to the gathering of the juggalos. Get a tattoo. Shout whoop whoop at other juggs. Fuck a jugalette. But really those are just getting into the “culture” it’s not an excusive club in fact that’s a big thing about it is it’s all inclusive hence why so many outcasts become part of it

You have to walk down the street with a two liter stuck in yo butt cheeks and be winking at the freaks.

Ram your head into an anvil repeatedly. Have a sip of Faygo and you should be good to go.

Step 1: Buy tippex and permanent marker
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Juggalo!

Question the miracle of magnets

>>travel back to 2003
>>be a deadbeat redneck faggot
>>overdose on oxycotton while having gay sex with your uncle

woop woop juggalo!

Make poor life decisions

Huff computer duster all day

I mean come on, magnets.... how do they work??? Fuckin Miracles!!!!

based

Isn't that just canned air?

WOOP WOOP.

It's complicated


Good luck

Common duster gases are 1,1-difluoroethane, 1,1,1-trifluoroethane, or 1,1,1,2-tetrafluoroethane.

Listen to dark lotus and eat funions?

Forget how magnets work.

If it was canned air, you could breathe it....

remove your brain and become as trashy as possible, then kill yourself.

Whoop whoop ninjas

just be an insufferable cunt and everyone will just assume you're a juggalo

Make hot topic employees uncomfortable

aren't they more of a spencer's type?

Exclusively fuck fat women and meth heads.

It's pretty much occult shit on the low low

To not be one of the dumpy retards
That keeps us looking like harmless retards is gonna take some research and time.
Good luck tho

huff keyboard duster until ICP sounds good.
drink faygo.
smoke cheap menthol cigarettes
get a felony larceny charge
a stick and poke tattoo
get an ugly girlfriend
walk around the side of the road together and look pitiful

Dont do that you'll be worse than a nigger

>Have your parents do it on a wigi board, and be born the next day
>Own a rusty axe
>Know voodoo
>Fuck a fat bitch named bridget
>Drink faygo, because fuck mountain dew

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if a jugglo is in hot topic, call security. they are in there stealing shit.
-former hot topic employee

Poop through a froot loop onto a candy painted coop

Already halfway there.

Really?

Absolutely

Also when I was in prison noone liked them, they had more respect for the faggots and shims

Be white trailer trash and smell like piss.

Nice to hear that. I always assumed this

You're assumption was right

this never gets old

I really just wanna see what the gathering of the juggalos is like. Not too interested in the lifestyle. Maybe just for a day.

People are like that, there is good and bad.
Every good juggalo has to carry the name of the bad ones.
No reason to judge someone(s) as a whole on the fuck ups of a few others.
Doing that you'll just miss out on the opportunity to learn good shit and meet new people.

Just say you're bipolar that usually works.

Scream out how you "want your shit"

There are websites and when you see it you will want to exterminate them also they should never reproduce

fugg your father age 8, you age 6

I've never met a cool juggalo

Go buy face paint. Listen to icp and tech n9ne. Paint face. Buy gun. Load it. Press against broad side of head. Repeatedly squeeze trigger as many times as you can. Whoop whoop juggalo

It's pretty dirty. Like imagine a normal festival with hippies and douchebags but instead of hippies and douchbags theres fat white people that dont bathe every day and have a bad taste in music.

Tie a rope to your dick and jump out a ten story window.
Eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
Get categorized as a gang by some histrionic cops.
Go from platinum to washed up.