Survivor pre game thread

queen is dead edition

F :(

FUCK THE QUEEN

>Zeke is outed as trans this episode
oh boy, this'll be fun

FIFTEEN MINUTES

We just gonna use this thread or what?

>play three times
>make FTC twice
>can't even make jury on third try

even broken clock is right twice a day

Varner apparently makes an ass of himself.

always use the pregame thread

requesting BBUS webms. seldom off-season shitposting also welcomed. survivorfags can post their waifus too.

rooting for aubry and andrea cause only cute ones and michelle isn't on this season

so wait... what?

zeke was born with female anatomy?

sole 2 time winner

Where I can I get a decent fucking stream. All the ones available are grainy picture garbage.

>Sole 2 time winner
Both times was literally just picked because a bitter jury didn't want to crown the best player.

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There is a picture of him back when he was a chubby lesbian.

Yes. We're having another Zeke heavy episode in a row, yikes.

I'd do him

dont hate the player parv, maybe on your fourth try

>good players

so why is Parvati in the pic?

Gotta get them winner edits goin boiiiii

wait.. so hes not really gay?

Possibly. I'm not sure.

??? Russell was the best, and that goes for his first two seasons. Not even a question. Bitter jury constantly ruins the game.

young Varner was cute, i would suck his cock

not in homosexual way, that's for sure

>the year 2016+1
>people still don't understand how Survivor works

if he's the best why did he lose

Outwit. Outplay. Outlast. Russell did all 3 things. YOU don't understand the game you nigger fuck.

>2016+1
>still thinking Russell should have won with his abortion of a game

TONIGHT

VARNER ABOUT TO GET BULLIED INTO SUICIDE WATCH

>best strategic player of ALL TIME
>can't even choose his goats correctly
he could win Samoa with Jaison and Shambo in F3 and better FTC performance desu

This. Same people think Boston Rob is one of the best players

pls watch the n-bombs bro

BITTER. JURY. Are you fucking dense? I said it in my previous posts. Christ you have the reading comprehension of a brazillian monkey nigger.

>Outlast

Didn't outlast Natalie, Sandra, or Parvati.

Varner is the boot tonight. He apparently calls out Zeke being transgendered.

Have fun with that.

Tony was Russell done right. He backstabbed everyone and still won his season

Why couldn't russell pull it off?

Because he's not winner material

part of outwit is winning over the jury

stabbing them in the back is not outwitting. you have to make them love you for voting them out

Jury management is part of the game you nog

HERE WE GO

No such thing as bitter jury

ZEKE
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boston rob was a fucking genius for attaching himself to the queen. he rode her to the end and then she rode him

hes a fucking legend

how crazy would it be if ozzy ends up winning. after the cubs, not ruling shit out

Post pic?

Boston Ron is one of the best players though, literally earned himself and his wife million dollars each

PRAY FOR VARNER

He's smart but it took him four times to win.... I love him as a player but taking more than two times to win is a no no for the truely legendary players

Hide Russell threads

Ignore Russell posts

Do not reply to Russell posters

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Hide reddit threads

Ignore reddit posts

Do not reply to reddit posters

You have to go back, nigger.

That's just a young fat guy

literally tumblr

russell obviously isn't the best but he's definitely my favourite. watching him play was legit fun

russell is reddit incarnate

>first episode I've been able to catch live

woo lads

I can't wait to see Varner's descent from
>Zeke and I have bonded
to
>VOTE ZEKE OUT HE LIED TO YOU HE"S A TRANNY

>reddit: the post

watch the n-bombs

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Oh dear

so survivor thread only?

BB fags fuck off

>Russellfag is going to keep shitposting the entire time

just stop answering

Russell is great tv, he is good player, just extremely flawed one

Never happening.

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>redditfag is going to keep pretending he understands the game

Just stop watching

Sarah looks like Quasimodo

not watching this shit

we are one and the same

also reminder that edgic is always right

wonder what kind of guys tai dates lol

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AND I'M PISSED

Where's Devin?

OZZY
Z
Z
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Is hockey watching BB user here tonight?

What about the cum tribute user?

steppin

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always here

Hali cum tribute when?

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tbqh based Earl is the best survivor player of all time

AYYY WAT UP

cunt

fuck dreamz

He and Yul are my favorite winners

thread ruined

>haha ebin le based black guy xD
Fuck off, nigger lover.

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hello russellfag

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>everybody agrees to give homeless guy a truck he desperately needs
>Yau decides to use it as leverage
DREAMZ DINDU NUFFIN

someone needs to make one of these with a survivor buff

STAY MAD LOSER

What they think they have PTSD or some shit from this show?

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yeah I'm watching the hokkei

Why they gotta be so emotional it's 30 days ffs

leave it to the gay to have pineapple on his pizza

EPIC! XD

Plus his winning time he had a tribe full of dough-eyed retards who ate from the palm of his hand. How they could find many idiots and put them on one tribe in the first place truly is an achievement in itself.