Help!

Help!
>Been talking to this chick for couple of weeks online
>Really like her and I think she likes me
>She wants to meet up
>Only have two photos of her and she says to shy to skype
>We have talked on phone
>Afraid she’s a catfish
>I’ve been burned before
>What you all think?

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Post your bank account and info here, that way we can protect it in case it is a catfish

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Bruh stop being weird about it.
Tell her you've been catfished before and she won't skype then you don't wanna take a chance at being burned again.

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I’ve tried, but she made big excuse about her hating her body (She’s on the heavier side), That’s when she called me. She did send cleavage pic to say sorry though.

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That makes no god damn sense. obviously a catfish, dude. She wouldn't send you a cleavage pic if she's sensitive abiut her body.

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Fat men who crossdress can fake cleavage just like that.

Move on, bro.

I did find that odd, but I think she’s trying to hide her weight from me.

Really? They look like big ol real titties to me

UPDATE
She agreed to skype if I send her a sexy dick pic.
Do girls actively ask for dick pics?

No, don't do that.

Bad idea?

Seems legit. She probably looks way bigger in person. My ex catfishes me like this. In her pics she looked smaller, she never wanted to skype, but wanted to meet up. She was a chubby, not really big. But she was self conscious about her weight so she didn’t want me to see her until we met in person.

I say take the chance. Meet up, if she don’t look right. Just drive off you don’t have to be there and go out with her.

This is my logic as well, I think I’ll meet up with her. I’ll ask her out for coffee maybe?

She agreed to coffee at near by spot in hours time

Good luck OP. Hopefully it works out and she’s not a complete lie.
Just be careful though some girls can be desperate and lie about other things. If you want a quick fuck you’re good. But be careful if you plan on eating her.

Like I said my ex catfished me. She lied about having common interest with me and our relationship was boring. Plus she was a crazy bipolar bitch. You wicked some good dick though.

I’ll keep yours updated

Just keep it civil. If you are repulsed by her looks in person. (We all have our standards and there’s nothing wrong with that), just keep it at a friendship level.

Been 3years since a woman even looked at my dick, my standards have gone out the window at this stage

Then go on and fuck op. Take her back to your place, or hers, or a back alley and fuck her good

If she legit and up for it that’s my plan

On my way now, going to wait in car to see if she shows first. Fingers crossed

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Get that shit homie

Update, looks like it’s her I’m going in

thats how you get kidnapped OP, Wait in car see if she shows up, if yeah then fuck her landwhale brains out

Aint no shame in fuckin a big girl, lil homie.
Get it how you can my nigga

UPDATE!
Good news
>Looks like her pics
>really flirty
>Just went to toilet and gave me the tongue in cheek bj sign
>Dropping hints I should follow
Bad news
>Landwhale
>Possibly Dude/Tranny

Fuck what do I do?

Get your dick sucked in a bathroom stall
also how tranny looking after we talking

Blow out that boipussy and have a good time

>Bad news
>>Landwhale
>>Possibly Dude/Tranny
On the plus side you can probably convince her to do some real degrading/crazy shit in bed

Take her to pound town my guy, even land whales need dick too, they just gotta pay, so either bust on her face or down her throat

Truth

Can we get a creepshot of her? after you get your dick sucked of course. don't want to blow your chances

Check your tire pressure my guy

She back from toilet now
Joking I didn’t take her up on her offer
She seems horny af
I’ll try get pic

Go get her champ!

Update looks like we going back to hers for more ‘drinks’

Say less, sneak a pic of her with your dic in her mouth

Bump

Video that bitch OP

inb4 OP died getting his dick sucked

Nice. Glad it’s going good so far OP.

Lol.
More like “Inb4 OP was gang raped to death by trannies”

why not both?

So anybody think OP is still getting laid?
Or do you think they’re still hanging out?
Or 3rd twist option, he got kidnapped or raped by a tranny?
Personally think he would nut within 5 minutes. I mean I would if I haven’t fucked in 3 years.

Update,
At hers now, had to excuse myself to the toilet to update you guys.
She’s super flirty and handsy right now.
Looking around apartment I think could still be a dude

If that's her in the pic, then she's a trap. (I know these things)

How can tell?

Saying () is gay as hell. Tho you might be right, it's hard to tell from the pic.

For me the easiest measurement is the torso-leg ratio. If the torso is noticably smaller than the legs, it's a chick, otherwise dick.

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It's a man

Put your hand down her pants and you'll figure it out right away

It's an eyes/face thing. Idk how to explain.

Those are the eyes of a gay man.

Just go along with it. Feel her thigh and slowy work your way up. Then you wil know

Bump

UPDATE!!!!!
Just left hers now, will give full update when I get home
Your gonna wanna stick around to see this

Did you get your cheeks clapped?

I guess I'll bump

Bump

My peepee hard

50$ it's a skyrim joke thread

Bump

UPDATE!
>After coffee went went back to hers
>She was super handsy on car drive over
>Made out once we arrived
>Wouldn’t let me touch her below waist
Red flag
>Go to toilet to snoop around and update you guys
>Convinced it’s a tranny when I peek inside bedroom
>When I arrive back I try make excuse to leave
>She has other plans
>Makes out with me again
>Says she wants to suck my dick before I go
>Starts jerking me through my jeans
>To horny to say no
Fuck it
>Tell her to carry on
>She pulls out my cock and amazed by the size
>Sucks like a champ
>Deep throats my full length
>Tell her I need record this for future wank material
>She reluctant at first but let’s me take short clip
>Holy fuck anons she can suck dick
>Blew load in her mouth
>Left soon after
>She messaged me after I left to come back anytime I need my dick sucked
>Vid to follow

Better be full video and not a webm

Post vid or bs

Congrats. You’re now a faggot.

Mi pp hard

>Vid
Pass.
I don't need to watch some fat Crusty user blow a load is some fat crusty tranny.

Doesn't matter, pp sucked

How were you convinced it’s a dude?
Were there no pads or tampons in the restroom?

I do

dubs of truth

Give vid user for..
>research purposes

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100% sure that's a dude
I'm sorry but
>I diagnose you with gay

Tis a man, but good on you. You've got a dial-a-fuck now.

Just share the full video. Upload it somewhwere

Definitely a dude. Op is a faggot.

This whole thread seems fishy to me...

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Well I guess this was a wild ride. Op finally got some action. But at the cost of being a faggot.

Never got 100% confirmation about it was a dude. So Srodingers faggot

I mean those facial features. Lack of feminine physique. I don’t think there’s much doubt it’s a man.

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9/10 it was dude
But I was to horny to say no
And they sucked some good dick
Never had someone deep thoat me fully before

Get tested for aids.
Joking aside. Seriously get checked. Bitch could’ve given you something that could make your dick fall off

and you couldn't just upload the full video? Sounds would be great

From just bj?

Be grateful you got anything

Herpes: the gift that keeps on giving can be transmitted by oral and there's probably a few others

Shit

Ok OP you have 4 options
1) never msg again. Lame option but least sus
2) keep around for infinite BJs. Safest but semi-sus
3) chad out option. Pretty much fuck regardless of girl or not. This is an easy clap as well. Just ask them if they are down for anal. If its a girl she may be shy abt it but if its a guy he’ll prob be down and will let you fuck his ass while hiding his dick
4) find out. Either ask straight up or reach for dick/pussy next meetup. This will prob garantee they dislike you though regardless of if they are man or female

No2 sounds best