>walking through the forest
>see this guy sleeping on an abandoned picnic table
>wat do?
Walking through the forest
Stab him and take his purse.
Camouflage my dick with leaves and stick it up his ass
Call police and report. Job done.
wake him up by sticking my tongue in his hole
How do you know that picnic table was abandoned? Should I recognise it from the back of a milk carton? Who would do such a thing anyway?
>kick him in the anus
>run away while yelling in my best Dick Kickāem impression
>BAAAALLLSSS of stEEEEEElllllll
>over and over
Forgot pic
smash his head with the biggest rock I can find
Slap that booty
Stick ma wiener in his tasty bunghole, wut else
Fuck him hard and fill him 2 times.
Hold him down and rape his ass of course
Look for the nearest birch tree
Minecraft?
>call police for indecent exposure
>watch as he gets put away
>gently say to him
i did it for teh lulz
Id fuck that ass
Fuck that ass hole
my body is ready.
Flip him over and suck that dick!
Smack that faggot ass
Take a pic and ask Sup Forums what to do
Just another attention craving faggot.