Walking through the forest

>walking through the forest
>see this guy sleeping on an abandoned picnic table
>wat do?

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Stab him and take his purse.

Camouflage my dick with leaves and stick it up his ass

Call police and report. Job done.

wake him up by sticking my tongue in his hole

How do you know that picnic table was abandoned? Should I recognise it from the back of a milk carton? Who would do such a thing anyway?

>kick him in the anus
>run away while yelling in my best Dick Kickā€™em impression
>BAAAALLLSSS of stEEEEEElllllll
>over and over

Forgot pic

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smash his head with the biggest rock I can find

Slap that booty

Stick ma wiener in his tasty bunghole, wut else

Fuck him hard and fill him 2 times.

Hold him down and rape his ass of course

Look for the nearest birch tree

Minecraft?

>call police for indecent exposure
>watch as he gets put away
>gently say to him
i did it for teh lulz

Id fuck that ass

Fuck that ass hole

my body is ready.

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Flip him over and suck that dick!

Smack that faggot ass

Take a pic and ask Sup Forums what to do

Just another attention craving faggot.