Guys with a small penis and wife/gf: how do you deal with the fact that she could tell your friends/family...

Guys with a small penis and wife/gf: how do you deal with the fact that she could tell your friends/family? Or your colleagues if you take them to a work event.

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Have you tried not having a small penis?

Can confirm. Just don't have a small penis then it's not an issue.

This user speaks truth. Stop having a tiny dick.

Id casually say. She's always saying that kind of stuff when I upset her! Like she made it up and it isn't true. It's important to not be visibly bothered by the comment. And FYI girls dont care about dick size as much as you think.

how does one become this insecure.

fuck her silent with it.

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don't make a secret of it, at least not too much. it will be better not to get with a girl to see her turned off after she sees your dick.

if its not a secret and a grill hooks up with you, supposing she knows, you have a better chance of having fun

Probably porn

I love this penis

Why does it look like your whole dick area is elongated but your dick itself is really small

women literally dont give a shit if youre high status through wealth looks physique etc.

if a women is this shallow and shitty why do you want to waste time on her anyway?

bc the guy is fat as fuck

Lmao honestly tho it has good shape nice head 7.5/10

Just own it lol say something like “you still seemed to enjoy when it’s inside you, so obviously it ain’t that small”

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Why would she talk about it to my colleagues? I'd almost expect her to talk about it with her own friends though.

Either way, what can you do? Get over it or express your concerns to her. I'm not going to NOT stick my penis in a girl because she might tell someone it's small. If word gets back to you and you want to be that petty, just be sure to mention how much of your cum she's swallowed or how hairy her asshole is.

>pic related, my dick

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are you even old enough to be on here if you're worried about your gf telling your family about your tiny cock?

1. why would she do that?

2. Once you've lost your virginity and used your dick effectively its no longer a concern.

Chicks get off with a finger, they can get off with your small dick

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Stop being so insecure about it kid

If a woman goes around talking about a guys dick size, i usually assume she is a slut.

It certainly paints her in a worse light than you.

>What is flaccid

Why do so many people somehow fail to understand that flaccid penises are much smaller than hard penises

This confidence. Good for you user. You have a small dick. But you have the confidence of a horse cock.

Depends who you are, probably

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She's comes on my little 6 incher every time. She's the one that should be embarrassed not me.

When you see a big soft dick like this, more often than not they just dont change in size as much when hard.

There is a pretty wide variability in flaccid penises but actually very low variability in hard penises.

A lot of black guys are big soft but dont really grow in size when hard they just get hard and stand upright.

There are plenty of people with small 2 inch flaccid dicks that grow to 5-inches (the average) when hard

Thanks! I figure there's not much you can do about it, so may as well accept it. I've been with a pretty good number of women and not one of them ever mentioned my size without me bringing it up first. Most of them really don't seem to care that much, and if they do they're great at hiding it.

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6 inches is literally slightly above average

people have been completely contused by pornography

yup

Yeah im pretty sure this is the same guy and he's at least semi hard here. Not too much of a difference i see

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Seriously could you imagine if your friend was dating this chick and while hes gone, or when shes drunk she decides to try to embarrass him and tell us that his dick is small

I wouldn't think thats funny Id be like "Fuck you bitch how could you be such a cunt to him?"

1. Don't marry an absolute whore.
2. Make sure she's cumming whenever ya fuck (oral works if your penis doesn't.)

That's about it. As long as she's cumming it doesn't really matter, being insecure about your small dick is a bigger turn off than just owning it. Never heard complaints or backstabbing talk from any of my partners.

If you lose weight you could gain a solid inch.

Average according to who? I'm a measured 6 inches and I've always been told it looks/feels small to average. Probably 25+ girls and no one said it was above average

she’s literally the only person who’s opinion of my cock I should care about...OP confirmed tiny dick virgin

tfw 5.5 inch but its razor thin at about 4 inches around
oh and phimosis

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Dude, i dont know. I've lost like 30 lbs recently and i STILL have a huge fupa. It's like all the weight i still need to lose is all on the front of my body, so exactly where you'd want LESS fat to stick. It's fucking annoying. I dont care much about how my dick looks, but having a fat body with normal limbs isnt much more appealing than being fat all over.

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True. I’ve got a grower 7.5 incher on the thicker side, and when completely flaccid, in the pool or cold it gets to a shriveled pathetic 3.

Believe it or not, there are studies out there that have put the average at around 5.5in in length. Though these studies don't matter at all to the average woman who can't even accurately eyeball the size of a cock and I doubt any women are gonna care about studies to form their own opinion. Own your size or perish, there's no other solution lads.

You just haven't lost enough, you need to get lean to recover any hidden length you might have.

Genuine medical studies and not self-reported ones.

What is this, a small penis for ants?

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Who measured the dicks? Link to these studies?

Link?

>5
>average

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Just because it's average doesn't mean it's not small. What I mean by this is that even if the average was 3 or 4, 5 would still be small even though statistically it's bigger than average. If women want at least 6, it doesn't matter how small the average is. The only thing that changes is how many men qualify.

I'm not a doctor but I'm sure that the "fupa" is one of the 1st places the body stores fat (the lower abdomen in general).
If I was to guess, the body works on a last in 1st out system so you'll need to really lean out before it becomes noticaeble.

actually saw an answer on quora to this question under "most embarrasing thing your spouse ever did to you." went something like
>guy has wife a long time.
>wife has a married sister and the sisters husband has a huge dick.
>wife and sister are really close and talk about eachother dicks all the time. even showing eachother pics of them.
>one day wifes sister comes over and they are chilling by the pool and they start talking about their husbands dicks like OP wasn't even there.
>at some point the sister asks to see his tiny dick and wife wants him to show it. OP doesn't want to but eventually he agrees after being coerced by his wife.
>however he will only agree to do it if he is erect. he goes inside to jerk off a bit and get hard before wrapping himself with a towel and telling the ladies they can come in.
>he drops towel
>they both start laughing hysterically for 5-10minutes.
>sister thanks him and says something like "didn't think it was possible for it to look smaller in real life"
>OP says it was incredibly uncomfortable at first but slowly became more bearable.

Literally, just own it. Don't be a faggot about it or they'll sense weakness and you'll get cucked hard.

Eat her pussy.

It literally is the average.

get an Asian gf. my 6 1/2in bottoms out in my gf and she moans about how much she loves my big dick. lol never thought I had a big dick before, just girthy.

literally no one besides your gf/wife will care if you have a small dick. unless you are still in middle school. once compared sizes with this asshat in middle school; he had 1in on me and proceeded to call me baby dick for the rest of the year.

My cheating ex has a tiny af cock.

I have tried to explain this concept to so many people in real life and on this board so many times with little to no avail it isnt even funny. Thank you, sincerely.

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above average

sup babydick

Should I post it?

No, you're only doing it to make fun of him.. fuck you faggot.

not much bigger than you and some chicks said my dig was big just get em goin and close to cumming before you stick it in

I'm a girl but okay...

tits or gtfo

you’re doing it to make fun of him. tots or gtfo

Nicee one Elon Musky...Nice one..!

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Lol if your fat as fuck and complain about having a small dick you're retarded. Losing weight will not only literally make your dick bigger (some doctors say around an inch for every 50lbs), it'll also look way bigger compared to a smaller body.
Also shave, nobody likes pubes on men