What happens when the guy gets hard?

What happens when the guy gets hard?

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Saltpeter.

Suckie

he puts his peepee in her vagina

They let him sit in the trailer and look at porn

Also when you see someone naked enough it doesn't automatically make you hard

Maybe they stop getting erections when the women become hairy from not shaving

Thats when the real men get hard

He uses it to test which way the wind's blowing.

Protein for 6 days

Beside the point. Boners happen, sometimes for no damn reason at all.

They're all on roids, they can't get hard without viagra.

I would really hope i got hard, if not i would be fucked, not in the literal sense. i'm an extreme grower, like my dick is 1-2 inches(depending on the temperature etc) soft and 7 inches hard. It's insane the look of relief on girls faces when my dick goes from soft to hard for the first time. Really made me realize how awful life must be for guys with a micropenis. I'm pretty sure i had a couple girls almost walk out on me before my dick got hard.

Guys being more shallow then women is a meme, they are awful people. Seriously having a micropenis must be the worst possible thing for a guy. Even if you get a bunch of money and convince some whore to gold dig you, if you have a micro penis i bet she never fucks you and cheats constantly. Then divorces you and takes half.

When you're between 14 and 24

Aaaaaand a pastais born.

t. beta virgin

Steroids (most) make you hard af. It's when you cycle off that the problems begin

>Really made me realize how awful life must be for guys with a micropenis.
Only for men who desire to give pleasure to a girl.

>they don't know
they get some sort of injection in their pubic area to stop it
The same thing happens in films if the cock block sock doesn't work for the actor

Seeing a semi attractive woman naked in person would absolutely give me a boner.

>implying you can even find a Fin
Their entire country is afflicted with crippling autism

Not him but I'm 26 not a virgin and I never get random boners anymore

mhmm nookta mhmmm

I have a use for you

Its different when you see them all the time

You might want to get that checked out. I'm 32, married and I still get random boners all the time and wake up with one everyday.

I always get morning wood and rock hard erections around my gf so I ain't worried

He chases the girl around with it until it goes down again

I only jerk off exclusively to hentai porn nowadays.

>being able to get hard around a girl

fuck off normie shit

You like mustaches?

benis'd

I wonder if they ever start fucking like wild animals. Being out there naked in the wild probably activates some primal instincts

Be very care... ful now.

Yeah, that's why the most common thing bought together in Thailand pharmacies is Tren and Viagra.

not the married ones but maybe the single ones, I mean people go on the show thinking sex is possible

_K_E_K_!_

I think the producers of naked and afraid sometimes pair people up just to fuck with them. The guys that go out there that won't cuddle for warmth are really cruel and shouldn't be out there in the first place and every time I see a guy fall short and fail, usually because they're stupid and keep using energy when they're not eating, it's really embarrassing for all guys.

Like last week when that skinny tall guy tapped out on that chick like a week before they were done. I kept thinking she was perfect partner to get stuck with and all he had to do was ride it out and he just burned out.

It's really weird sometimes. Most of the time women come in with less usable skills for the environment than the guy and she was basically a survival scientist, she was figuring out tons of useful shit to build and he pussied out.

Not when you're cold hungry and trying real hard not to die.

> this sock isn't working for me... maybe you can just jab a needle in my dick

my favorite episode was this survival specialist female and this lazy fatass stuck in the desert next to an oasis and the fat guy sat in the shade for a month while the female bitched at him for being lazy. The girl ended up passing out from heatstroke two weeks in and the fat guy just rode it out in the shade

You're a fucking idiot. I've done roids before, I know what they do or don't, for the most part. You're just some goof on the internet

I know the episode you're talking about and it was hilarious, when she got super hungry her real thoughts were all spilling out and I was like, that is really refreshing. The mask comes off and you can see what they really think. Then she realized how bad it made her look and she apologized.

Chemical castration for movies and shit, I can understand if you keep having to do movies with love scenes but come on, you're not going out into wilderness for a month, there is no way they're going to fuck themselves up then basically starve for weeks.

>ITT 13 year olds wondering if they'll ever be able to control their boners
Trust me, once you hit a professional level of mindset you won't get boners randomly

is this kino? dling season 1

>You're a fucking idiot.
>I've done roids before
And I'm the fucking idiot, LOL.

The most basic of blood pressure pills can make it damn near impossible to have an erection if you have normal BP to begin with.

nothing, unless you're an amerifat, then you get thrown into hell and have to watch rosie o'donell get penetrated by roseanne barr

>naked and afraid
>girl is clearly wearing a bra

>only gets erection around his gf

ahahha what a faggot

My favorite type of retard here: the know nothing know-it-all.

Listen, let the real men live life while you sit back and watch your fucking tv shows and animes. It'll help you forget what a spineless pussy you are

Ha, yeah. dicklets will never learn.

>naked and afraid
>neither of them is naked
I bet they gave the guy a cup or something under his loin cloth since they're clearly not even committing to their premise.

>that fucking bigfoot episode

>calls others spineless pussies
>hates himself so much for not being a real man that he injects liquid Jew into his ass to become one in hopes his father will come back and tell him he's a good little boy and everything will be ok

Do you see how often they starve out there and go down for simple shit like nutrient loss? There is no way any company would allow them to go on a medication that would fuck them up.

Same reason they always have stand by medical teams, I just don't see it happening and they've already shown behind the scenes stuff where chicks are talking about dudes dick so honestly, I just don't believe it.

They become way less frequent after puberty. By your mid 20s your sex drive will find an equilibrium and stop making you randomly horny throughout the day. You still get morning wood but that's about it as far as unwanted uncontrollable boners.

Jokes on you, I live with a Finish girl, we've been together for 5 years.

We met on WoW :^)

He's saying your ego allowed you to delude yourself into doing chemicals that permanently damaged yourself.

Vanity and insecurity are not hallmarks of masculinity, you deluded yourself into doing that and you're still in denial when you defend the behavior. Accept that you made a mistake.

>permanently damaged yourself.

How? All my bloods are perfect. I did it safely and carefully. Do you know what you're even talking about? And life isn't a competition to see who lives the longest; quality matters, and testosterone improves it.

And you're just the picture of health and masculinity, right?

> liquid Jew

Oh, you're one of those retards

How is the sex with your girl (male)?

>Is that really as big as it gets user?

Sounds fascinating. Where can I watch this?

Your thinking is what led you to do that in the first place, much like a drug addict rationalizing his behavior.

Nobody is telling you how to live your life, but stop acting like your doing yourself or others, favors by espousing nonsense that has a likelihood of physically changing your body.

I've been playing sports all my life and working out my entire life and have never needed to cycle, and many others do the same shit.

It's a choice and one that is looked down on unless you're trying to look like a freak.

>And life isn't a competition to see who lives the longest;
Why not just spend all the money you can get your hands on right now and kill yourself then? Clearly that would be the most efficient way to proceed.

Bigger than your you fucking bitch ill jam this wood pike so far up your cunt THEN you'll be saying "look at my big wood"

It's a girl(female) and it's pretty nice.

can you post her pusy?

my fave episode is the one where the guy, knowing nothing of the woman's life, correctly called her out on being raised with a maid and she got super defensive (cause it was a housekeeper, not a maid) and it all related to her mom.
She finally sucked it up, admitted she was being a fucktard, and started pulling her weight.

I also enjoy the ones where the girls are into the guy, but he's gay. She might look hot naked, and be around a naked guy with a big dick 24/7, and she still aint gettin laid.

If i were on the show Id run away as fast and far as possible into the jungle. Come back at night killing the camera crew one by one.
And hunt the bitch like the Predator. One night she swears she sees me. I throw a spear hitting Billy. Later that night his corpse disappears, consumed by the jungle.
One by one.
They start setting up traps. Fuckin hell like they'll get me like that. I stay away from large hanging logs.
It's raining and they hear shit. One of my wild boars is set loose, to sacrifice hisself on a trap. Fuckin lightning strikes, they see me as I fuckin roar at them. I've got billy's fuckin toes n thumbs on my face, my mandibles. His fingers and other body parts as my make-shift dreadlocks.
I fuckin rape someone on live tv mates

I mean I could, but that wouldn't prove anything.

im just so horny

Now THAT'S a show I can watch!

>If I was stuck in the wilderness naked with another woman she wouldn't even snuggle to keep warm let alone have sex with me

Everyone cryin and Im just standin on tree branches yelling out, shooting my shot like a shoulder blaster but it kinda just dribbles out by my knees but its ok because im the fookin predator

>espousing nonsense that has a likelihood of physically changing your body

Lol that's the whole point (yeah I did get what you meant).

The reason I got mad in the first place is because this guy was speaking nonsense he knows nothing about.

To each their own, I guess. I did no permanent damage though, I'm 99% sure.

I'm done speaking to the stupid

>unless you're trying to look like a freak

You'll never make it with this attitude. Now I very much doubt you even lift.

>And life isn't a competition to see who lives the longest
that is literally what life is
if you die you lose

what the fuck is the point of this show on a network that censors nudity

livin the dream

TV-equivalent of clickbait, because nudity==sex

what does that mean?

Based Pusyposter.

episode is called Dunes of Despair, chicks name is Honora.

and for life of me, I just checked like 6 sites and everyones links are all messed up so having a hard time finding it at the moment.

Why don't I find any women attractive anymore? I used to be a walking boner and now nothing

Yeah, its ratings are probably 80% young teenagers sneaking off to the less used TV room to watch it because they saw the title in the channel guide.

How do you type? Do you use a cluster of pubic strands? Please donate your body to science. I've never seen a walking sentient erection.

Sup Forums made you gay, many such cases.

Alternatively you're a low-T cuck and steroids/lifestyle changes that facilitate testosterone production would do you wonders.

I workout to stay in shape, I never got into it to look better.

Being 6'8, my insecurities ran a different way, I never needed to lift to get big or have to prove myself that way.

by sixteen I could leg press 1k, I was doing 350s in bench (I avoided deadlift, clean, most of the other advanced lifting things, honestly) and I could get close to 400 but honestly, I was pretty happy where I was and to be honest speed was prioritized over strength since I was already big for my age.

My point is pushing your personal views on people is shitty when you know deep down your own insecurities lead you to wanting to reshape yourself.

That's wrong. I'd rather live fully and die at 60 than make it to 90 as some lonely shut-in

Porn and ageing. You should start getting into expensive alcohol. They say taste experiences and the effect of alcohol are some of the few things that are as enjoyable when you're old as when you're young.

Anyone else really like women but prefer to see them in clothes as opposed to naked?

sure, I like a nice smooth axilla and contoured necks as much as the next guy but I must admit I enjoy clothed women more. A nice tight skirt is sexier than that same woman just sauntering around naked.

If anything shows like this have made me double down on this belief.

if you're a lonely shut in on the inside it doesn't matter what everyone else believes because you're always going to be alone in your head and it will turn your behaviors into same repetition that your trying to escape. Relationships become monotonous. Work is a routine, and only person you're lying to is yourself.

Acting like you're better than some neet but you're going to end up in exact same place regardless and shoving your existential dilemma onto some random user is a dick thing to do.

Highly unlikely that a long-limbed guy like a 6'8"er had lifts like that. Almost impossible without you being a complete genetic freak. With that size and power combo how were you not a basketball, baseball or football recruiters wet dream. And all this at 16! Shaq couldn't do this at that age, or maybe ever. I call absolute bullshit on these claims

Whatever dude, live your life how you want, idk.

I prefer seeing a woman in one of those really short sleeved shirts that cover only a little bit of the upper arm, with armpit hair poking out, than just seeing her flaunt her pit hair, so yeah.

So you're genetically within the top .001% of people and hit most people's natty limit at the age of 16 - of course you don't need to fucking cycle. But what about the androgynous pencil wristed 5'6 dude who struggles with benching 85 lbs when he's 6 months into weight lifting? Would you look down on him for wanting to compensate for the utter garbage genetics he was handed?

>My point is pushing your personal views on people is shitty

please have even the slightest amount of fucking self awareness if you're going to post here

very few of the women look attractive after they go full holocaust mode by week 2.

Some of the women you can see their spines and ribs through their backs and that always messes with me. It's hard to be attracted to literal walking skeletons. And because most guys bulk up before going out, they figure they can just weather it while women can't do that as well.

The first episode this season was hilarious like that. She was all over that dude and wouldn't let up, it was like getting yelled at by your mom and gf at same time and he just tuned out for about two weeks.

Here's part of it youtube.com/watch?v=BhwJuG12Ooc

why do the girls finish more often than the men?

I was being scouted for D1, I was playing basketball for gym because some of the coaches liked to run skrimmages during the day so I got out of classes I didn't like when they wanted to run shit during school hours.

I dove out of bounds and cracked my ankle trying to save it and had go to doctor to get x-rays, and they found a cyst in my foot.

They had to cut it out and by time first surgery was over with, because of my size they gave me an extra bone graph, but that basically killed my momentum and doctor wouldn't release me because he was worried my arch would collapse, so I was looking into military and sports at same time and it killed both.

I ended up needing a second surgery to remove the extra-bone graph and put my foot back the way it was before.

I did atkins the first time I was down and I actually lost something like 60 to 70 pounds, because family was worried I would balloon up moon booting it around.