The virgin walk

the virgin walk

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The one thing I love about this picture is, it never fails to make me sit up straight.

Godspeed, OP.

I legit walk like that but am not a virgin. Have had sex twice but both time were a disappointment. (Performance anxiety). Haven't had sex in like 4 years.

What's wrong with wearing running shoes? What other kind of casual shoes are there?

This would be more accurate if they were skate shoes instead.

>literally me

Fuck, this meme got me....
I was insecure about how I walk too. Pic related I had a friend take of me..

Nothing. Normies love running shoes.

I get the sense this image is so effective because a lot of people have one or more issues listed that have nothing to with their virginity.

The solution to this is lifting. If that doesn't work, buy a posture corrector.

Shoes are for boys, boots are for men.

Not a virgin but describes me pretty well (except for earphones and the shoes).

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You look like a gay ostrich

Are you serious?

Haha yeah pussy! Boots are for men! Sugar/creamer in coffee? Pussy! Real men have beards. Real men drink bourbon straight! Real men do this, blah blah blah.

I don't even give a shit if you're serious or not, just shut the fuck up with this being a man shit constantly

I walk like this and I'm not a virgin

sage

>mfw an incel tries to argue sex is a meme

I think that means you're a virgin for normie standards.
Pretty much same situation, like I'm also """""not a virgin"""" and have had sex twice, and indeed it wasn't great.

My autism got me to ask for advice on Sup Forums on how to hide the fact that i was a virgin to the girl.
I said "well it's been a while". She asked how long? I said "like 3 months, which sounded like what a player would say"
She "said 3 fucking months i would go crazy after like 2 weeks!"
>mfw it's been 1 year and half since then.

so yeah We're virgins mate

jesus fuck

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION, CUNTBLANCHE

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half of those things ring true for me. fuck.

t. triggered virgin

I don't get the hair one. Is it because it's thin shitty hair?

Fuck you this hits way too close to home

TFW 27 years old ;_;

At least I have a well paying job and $200k in investments

Tbh I'm a little self-conscious about the way I look because:
>haven't had a haircut in like 2 years and I don't style my hair after shower, so it's really fluffy and unkempt
>pretty overweight, although I'm losing it slowly
>bad acne/acne scarring
I'm pretty sure I'm very noticeable because people have guessed what I'm going to order at restaurants I frequent(I am a really picky eater and usually only eat burgers or chicken strips which is pretty uncommon). But really I have learned to not give a fuck what most people think, you really do live better that way. Plus I never walk around alone so I'm usually focused on talking and stuff. I also wear running shoes and a coat most of the year(live in Canada) so I walk with my hands in my pockets.

Is this kino?

Is there a "normie walk" equivalent of this image?

>he fell for the sex meme

S E E T H I N G

Why do you walk like a raptor?

this is the image that flipped the switch for me. I've been stretching and gyming for a few weeks now, as well as doing the posture fixing routines. i've already noticed improvements in how I feel

This hit me home hard =((((

>walks too fast
literally what the fuck did he mean by this?

Spotted the roastie

Thats so much more important. You could literally buy OP. Fuck normies. Promiscuity is not a virtue.

run some 3ks and you'll have a good stride even if you stop doing it

>well paying job
>still can't get his dick wet
Get your fucking shit together. It really isn't that fucking hard.

>mfw I realize this describes me to a T
Whatever, all the normies can tell I'm a virgin anyway.

24, going on 25 year old virgin here. I definitely exhibit some of those symptoms. I also have OCD though, so I fidget a lot when I walk as well.

Key is to walk with your pelvic area pushed out a bit.

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>run some 3ks
>3ks

>tfw virgin and living with parents at 21 with autism

This is the "Fuck me in the ass" walk

>tfw only fuck escorts
your move normies

The only thing that has me triggered is this constant obsession with what is manly and what's not. Like anyone on here is an authority on masculinity. And not a virgin, far from it actually.

So fuck off you introvert fucking loser.

That image is pretty much me except I don't wear new balance. People comment on how fast I walk all the time.

I thought about making a tinder account but seems weird to have sex with a stranger. I'm looking into making an OKcupid account.

I still live with my parents that's how I managed to put so much money into a brokerage account.

>RC Cola
Woah there, Rockefeller. Share the wealth a little bit.

I N C E L
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>walk around like this
>tfw still a virgin

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I'll just keep posting alphas walking.
If you look at the way Cary walks in the movies he's in, his arms are quite animated. It displays a confident bravado.

that's the shoe

You already have the money. Just go to the gym 4 or 5 nights a week. Hire a personal trainer if you don't know what you're doing. If you're in moderately good shape with money 95% of the work is already done.

'Not giving a fuck' is just your way of saying you've given up trying to improve yourself and have succumbed to your insecurities.

You dull children look like babies slapping at water in the wading pool. You just sound so fucking stupid and childish almost all the time.

I really hope you find a life in this world, you just don't sound very promising.

Jesus christ dont post fashion advice ever again please

In OP's picture? No

>infinite laces
What do they accomplish?

Is that supposed to be a "power" walk or something? Looks retarded

What do you guys do on your birthday?

That's because it is retarded.

that's because a lot of the users on the more active Sup Forums boards are literally 14 year olds, if you talk to anyone off of here they quickly admit to being barely even teenagers

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Here, Orson LOOKS a bit stiff. But he's really relaxed and probably self-conscious about a photo being taken. Look how hard Rita wants to hold onto him.

I did the thing where i wasn't a normie

I can't even imagine how you can walk like this

What an angel. How do I meet a girl like this?

Relax lad, that's an acceptable casual shoe.

We don't need to go full /fa/ and bust out the $500 leathers

He's exerting confidence and power, just look at his arms.

Sticking the chest out is useful.

Most of what you see there is a carefully constructed facade.

I'm working out to lose my weight, and I can't do shit about my acne more than putting on cream and praying my bad genes fuck off. As for the hair, my only other haircut is shaving it off for maximum comfy, I'm only keeping it until I lose some weight. But basically if I see someone look at me weird it doesn't bother me anymore. I have bigger problems with how I think I look myself then what other people think for a passing minute.

Now that's an alpha strut. I bet he put butter up a girls butt.

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You think you're pathetic? Where do you think you are?

Nearly 28, never had a job, yes NEVER HAD A JOB (outside of working as a fucking snowboard instructor for 2 years, which I made NOTHING doing), I am a pathetic NEET that relies completely on my parents income. Worse, I have a college degree, in STEM, that I was too retarded to pursue the ample opportunities I had available to myself at the time. I could have gotten into medical school, all I had to do was apply again and I would have gotten in, but I got nervous and didn't.

I haven't left the house in almost a month. I do most things for my parents, but they get me groceries and shit. I'm not fat either, just a lazy worthless fuck. The last time I left was to just go to the grocery store to get stuff.

This is the rest of my life and I've already accepted it, I don't whine or cry about it anymore, I've made "peace." with my pathetic existence, and enjoy shitposting on Sup Forums all day long. At least you have a job, that alone will attract a woman, even if you're ugly.

please explain

she's a pornstar on blacked.com

How do I stick out my chest AND my pelvis at the same time?

Brando was packing heat. Look at that bulge.

Just take a pilates class brother

Makeup, hair, pushup bra. She's obviously attractive, but the angelic thing you speak of is an illusion. She'll look just as rough as most women in the morning.

>british person walk

Holy fuck William is that you??? Ahahaha

Ignore the watermarks and look at that swagger.

youtube.com/watch?v=RVatXN5YYbY

I haven't kek'd this hard in a long time

>cargo pockets

>long strides
Every fucking time.

>Match nothing but the running shoes thing
>Still a virgin

Is it terminal lads?

fugg... how did you know? Adam, is that you?

Work

OP is doing us all a favor.

What are these?

> tfw 27 and in debt

Virgins should just kill themslves desu

youtube.com/watch?v=XfwQ_7xqO7Y

How is it possible to be so uncomfortable with your own arms?