8:00 PM start time. Puck drop soon after.
Official Chicago Blackhawks @ Arizona Coyotes Game Thread
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rolling for Coyotes to win for 4
Kill me.
RIP
You're already dead.
This is hell.
I've been saying this for at least 8 years now. Truly there is no end.
Can the Hawks beat the unquestioned worst team in the league? All signs point to no.
I won't hold my breath.
ok, so seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Crawford? We're way beyond normal concussion recovery times
It's really strange that they've been pretty tight lipped about his condition. I'm worried its something seriously. (Vertigo or worse)
Also, found this article
secondcityhockey.com
Fuck this shit man.
Ask Q. Remember, he'll call any player with an upper body injury, even if they were fucking decapitated.
hmmmm, perhaps like father like son
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FUCKING CHRIST GUYS COME ON
What happened to the hawks, Sup Forums?
>inb4 Crawford
And. Here. We. Go.
It's almost funny at this point.
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linesman just got fucked up on that drop
>massive turnover not even 5 minutes in
this shit is over
>tfw there are no staff changes made after this season
Watch the empty seats start multiplying. Daddy Wirtz isn't gonna like that.
so far they're still selling out though (technically) because no one wants to give up their season ticket spot
it'll take a few more years of this for attendance to get impacted
This.
>Hawks have had super high attendance despite the shitty season
That won't last.
With prices being jacked up for next year, as it was just said, it's gonna start.
nah, there will be a year or two of wait list people buying in
>uncle benis plays for Arizona now
fuck, I'm slow
Can't remember if it was the same article I linked or another one. (Maybe was in the comments) but a season ticket holder had said that he was recouping his cost because people didn't want the tickets to a losing team. I suspect that issue will be exacerbated as long as the team continues to nosedive.
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these fucking turnovers
oh I agree, but they've got like 20 years of waitlist people to burn through
it'll take a bit
Can someone put a hawks jersey on this guy?
God damn it Lupin....
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holy fuck this is sloppy
>turn on game
>see score
>mfw
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> all these fucking Hawks fans
>turn on game
>see score
>mfw
make it stop
>mfw they traded Hjammer for Murphy
who needs defense am I right?
Can the hawks be relegated please
This is hard to watch
finally it shall be the Icehogs time to shine!
The Hawks no have literally 0 (zero) top line defence men.
oh well time to go for a run
what the fuck happened to the blackhawks? I'm a casual fan, but i still see kane and toews. crawford might be out but it can't explain this dumpster fire. Can a chicagoan shine light on this?
Kane
>still great, doesn't shoot a lot though
Toews
>dumpster fire, he doesnt' score, gives up retarded PIMS
Crawford
>dead
Hossa
>dead
Seabrook
>probably has CTE induced retardation
Keith
>old
Saad
>inconsistent, is a 'power forward' without the power
The team is literally running off a midget rookie (deBrincat), Kane, and a Jew (Schmaltz).
>losing to sparkledogs
Time to rebuild it
thanks tripfag. you're one of the good ones. have a rare skelly since it looks like you guys like them here.
I still can't believe they gave that monster contract to Seabiscuit and then traded away Hjalmar
Wtf was the thinking there?
>Hossa retires
>Murphy for Hjammer
>Saad for Panarin (could have played out but has not)
>all defensemen besides #2 are 3rd pairing guys on good teams
>vegan Toews
>29/31 placed powerplay
>several crippling contracts
I put this season first on the players, second on Bowman, and third on the coaching staff. Wish all the personnel moves would not have been so reactionary after last year's playoffs. Although I do like Wingels.
Seabrook
>sentimentality, one of 'core' guys
The team couldn't show fucking sentimentality towards Chelios and he goes and wins a SCs with Detoilet but they do with Seabrook and he regresses towards retardation.
Hjammer
>they thought his 'style' of play would burn him out too quickly
I'm not a fucking wizard but here.
BUENOS DIAS FUCKBOY
have an upboat
nice shop
>BUENOS DIAS FUCKBOY
first i've seen that dank maymay. i 'ad a giggle
I know my skeletons.
Thanks lad
IMAGINE BEING SO ASSBLASTED YOU HAVE TO 2v1 SOMEONE
GET FUCKED PUSSIES
cripple fight
>Will there be a retrieval?
Nope
DEBRINCAT
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
FUCKING FINALLY
LIKE A FUCKING CAT
>our team with be selfish and undisciplined
Gotta hand it to Bouma, Hayden, and Wingels
They are entertaining to watch.
WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST
>Forsb3rg
Fucking Disgusting.
time to check out of this one
That's the second time that the Yotes have gotten away with holding.
>they'll call too much man though
FUCKING JESUS CHRIST
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>Looks like Jessie Rogers out there
I instantly thought of the pornstar
FUCK FUCKING FUCKER FUCK
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Incoming reddit /hoc/ spillover
I unironically like this song. About the only country song that I like.
>tix prices rising
>team is dying
>hawksvision return when?
>mein kampfy penalty box
I miss Eddie
hard to believe this thread was killed. But oh well.
ticket prices are actually rising? holy shit it's like a frog boiling experiment over there.
good enough
please don't bring up frogs
they remind me of better times
RIP thread
As per the article I linked. If that truly is the case, thats fucking awful.
I gave up valuable drinking time to make that. It works I guess.
Frog: Blackhawks
Gravity: The Season
Wind: Hopes and dreams
>Africa still doesn't have a successful space program, meanwhile Kekistan does.
>meanwhile the US has a billionaire that's just launching shit into space to shitpost
really makes you think
Actually, I made an new version that better connotes the mounting dread/disbelief/despair of the current Blackhawks's season.
Also, kill me if I have edit it again.
even better
There's a guy whose shirt that says Jaguars on the right side.
Fuck off m8
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Time to update the pic again
It's okay, I still love the fact that you took the time to actually do the image instead of drinking your sorrows away. At least you took the initiative. Meanwhile I haven't opened up photoshop in almost 3 years.
>tfw Q pulls the goalie with 6 mins left
I hate every single one of you.
oh good, another penalty key
I was not expecting this season to be such a trainwreck
This team deserves to get fucking demolished tonight. Maybe it'll be a spark to fucking change something internally.
>tfw this team is wasting Kane's prime
Feels bad man.
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>5 game losing streak soon to be 6 games
>spark anything
Nah cunt. This team is done and they are playing like it.
FUCK
would you say the Hawks have subverted your expectations?