Dolph Lundgren joins AQUAMAN

MARVEL BTFO

>Lundgren will play King Nereus of the aquatic kingdom of Xebel, who claims Mera as his own and wants to kill Aquaman.

hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/aquaman-dolph-lundgren-joins-cast-993459

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Just watched the Always Sunny episode where Mac and Charlie write that Dolph Lundgren movie.

Will this be similar?

Marvel literally cannot compete.

WB's Aquaman is virtually indistinguishable from Thor, so I'm not surprised.

pssst

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 has got Kurt Russell and Sylvester Stallone.

Check out DC's """""women"""""

>resorting to meme casting to try to drive interest

THEY

ARE

DONE

FOR

Chadkino

Yeah can't believe they cast Jeff Gold-

Oh wait...

>underwater martial arts
If only Momoa becomes clean shaven, I could pretend he's Brandon Lee and this would be perfect

>Momoa
>Lundgren
>Heard
>Kidman
>Dafoe
A+ casting confirmed

THIS.

that's convenient how that image ended where it did for cavill's forehead

Show me your hairline.

>MARVEL BTFO

but stallone is in guardians

full penetration

How did he find the time? That John Deere commercial has kept him pretty busy.

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Wow, DC is for Reddit after all

This is sad for a number of reasons

DC = 10/10 men, 5/10 women

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Show men one Marvel girl that can compete with Heard.

nothing more dangerous than a gorgeous woman that knows how much power she has

>aqua mans arch nemesis is a dog who can smell crime
id finally enjoy a DC movie i think

Idris Elba

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Hayley Atwell.

>one is old one is fat and old
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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lol

Fuck. Yes.

>No Black Manta

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The true redemption story: youtube.com/watch?v=NkfKechADow

He's in it

>old ass bitch caked with makeup and a wig

LOL

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twitter.com/Dolph_Lundgren/status/796226400155860997

>Nov 2016
Mad man.

>Implying Deathstroke will ever make it to the big screen.

cybernetic assassin priest is his best character

>A+ casting confirmed
now all they only need a good director , writer, and source material instead of a retarded rubbersuit heroes overpowered and with plot armors

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Are there any black characters in Auqaman?

As long as they don't have him run. Or walk. Dude can barely walk.

Grade a Direct to Netflix actor. I guess that's a step up for DC

yes, Aquaman

He's samoan.

YES! A GEEZER WHOSE ONE CLAIM TO FAME WAS BEFORE MOST OF YOU WERE BORN IS PLAYING A CHARACTER NOBODY KNOWS IN A MOVIE ABOUT A GUY WHO THE LAST TIME ANYBODY SAW HIM WORE AN ORANGE SHIRT AND GREEN PANTS AND WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON, 3 PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE?

Is the two hours you drool waiting for this movie worth wasting even two hours of your pathetic life? Even *your* pathetic life has those two hours to waste? Even Bill Gates has $13 to waste on it?

"Raisinettes or pop corn, sir?"

"No, thanks. I'm seeing Aquaman with some geezer and I'll have the bag of dried rabbit pellets because that actually makes my festering breath smell better!"

It'll still be shit

What did he mean by this?

No, he's /ourguy/. We want to break reddit too.

Why can't DC fans ever talk about their movies without mentioning Marvel? It's seriously pathetic at this point.

How can you read that in a casting ad and think "yeah this sounds cool sign me up"?

Because we know it triggers you.

That's literally every one of them.

Jesus Christ the testosterone..

I want to drown in their SEMEN.

What I always take from these threads is that DC has a large homosexual following.

>actually writing all that autistic nonsense
Stay mad

This is Lundgren's first non-"Expendables" role in a theater release in 20 years. I'm sure he's just glad to be back at the big screen.

I bet Snyder fapped to them

What are some Dolph Lungdren kinos?

Im so fucking hyped for Aquaman unironically. This is gonna be great.

The Punisher

Rocky IV.

so wait, they didnt cast the dolph AS aquaman, but instead cast that hawaiian faggot from game of thrones who is against telescopes and most famous acting achievement are the memes surrounding his simulated rape of kelly c?

wew lad its gonna be shit

And it isn't even close.

>The Original Punisher
>The Original Daredevil
>The Second Conan the Barbarian
>J. Jonah Jameson
>Green Goblin
>Joss Whedon
Does DC want to be Marvel?

Well they for damn sure don't seem interested in being Marvel anymore.

This is going to be great.

>Original Daredevil
Second Daredevil. You forgot the one that teamed up with Hulk

she might be a roastie

Juggalos?

What are they except the reddit part?

>adults spend hours, days fighting over which multibillion-dollar company has their support.

Jesus

They completely reshot and retooled SS to be GotG, ofc they want to be Marvel.

Of course. They get buff men and ugly skinny women.

>wanting to destroy reddit
literally /ourguy/

>WB's Aquaman is virtually indistinguishable from Thor, so I'm not surprised.
How?

AND THAT'S JUST THE MEN!

Marvel has the ugliest cant act women. I think dc tries harder. They both can do better. Marvel has always had bad women will historically dc was classier.