AUS vs CANADA

>Australia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Canada in a week
TOP KEK MOOSESHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Australians are ITCHING for a war with Canada. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Canadian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the muslims and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY mooseshit they see. When Australia is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it.

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which is more irrelevant australia or canada?

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How many wars have US won since WW2?

LITERALLY NONE

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how many wars has australia won ever

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Ha!

>TOP KEK MOOSESHIT!!!
lol

we won our battle in vietnam, east timor, kokoda, ww2 by ourselves.

USA got BTFO by goatfuckers AAHAHAHAAHA

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>Implying the US would allow the abos anywhere near our mapleniggers

Fuck off, leave our hat alone.

nice one dude

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well memed!

>any arabic country higher than israel
i call this bullshit , especially EGYPT cause WE

How does the Aussie navy look?

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>Iran

kek.

>manchild shitposter doesn't know about NATO

i guess this is the official version

thanks

Pretty good desu, new subs to come in the next few years, the new Hobart class destroyers are almost complete and the Canberra class LHD's are pretty dope.

Soon the Australians will kneel to Weedman

No non-countries allowed in my thread.

get out nigger

May I help my aussbros?

>both of our military's are a joke
>both of our countries are inhospitable to each other

It would be a draw and you know it.

btw a dingo is eating ur baby and an emu is fucking your wife

I don't think China would like that.

IT IS TIME TO PERMABAND ALL CANADIAN POSTERS. I'VE HAD ENOUGH WITH THEIR SHIT POSTING; IT'S NOT FUNNY, IT'S JUST FUCKING SHIT.

>this one 12 year old shitposter

How's Melbourne?

>Australia
>literal mix of abbos, niggers and European criminals
>calling native Europeans niggers

Stop embarrassing yourself Skippy

Luca plz come back bae

>petrol

That's assuming the Abbos haven't huffed all of yours

Dunno,
Hows your dads dick in your ass you fucking muslim faggot

Fuck off idiot. Our boats probably couldn't even make it their. Maybe if we all start picking up rocks on the west and throwing them in the ocean on the east we can get to canada in a few centuries. Or perhaps we could ask them nicely and they'll meet us at hawaii.

*there

YEEESSS!!!
You go, Australia!

>east timor

Children stop fighting

did the win or loose that emu war?

but mummy he hurt my feelings, I thought he was supposed to be in time out still

they lost their dignity but didn't lose australia as in the land that makes it up

Just fucking apologize

yeah fuck off waffle nigger

ahh but that is where you are wrong, we never had any dignity to begin with.

yea, i have nothing better to do on a monday night either -- DEATH TO CANADA!

Here's how we win:
Give them Ontario

The amount of money they'll have to spend to ensure that place doesn't turn into Africa plus putting ontarian SJWs in charge will bankrupt Australia and make them even bigger cucks

Meanwhile the rest of Canada free from the burden of Ontario grows strong and rich from all that money they're not giving to Ontario

historians estimate that up to 50% of the modern australian genome is emu, due to emu rape on a massive scale during the emu wars

delete this

Nice and cold lad, just the way I like it.

they shitpost so well because of how the trauma from the rapes and the loss of dignity affected their grandparents

Not surprising really.
Strayans will fuck anything.

Pretty sure we're more irrelevant than either.

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i thought you were above australia but i just looked at a map and saw you were below them

what happened

I'm sorry we're not into sheep like you guys.

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i didnt say you could leave your room.

My bet is on australia, for sure. I think canada might secretly enjoy being dominated by australia.

never forget, never forgive

Old zealand was above
Island couldnt handle so many fat maoris and samoans
New zealand below

>"kill your enemies, they win"
we've got this boys

WHO OWNS THE NORTH ..........WE DO !!!!

you sun baked twits would be destroyed by us in an open war we would bring your woman back to the north though to serve us after we are done with you

no need to get upset canada...

Why's that, you get bored with them? It's difficult to satisfy an Aussie sex drive I guess.

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Fuck Canada. Way too many negroes and are closer kin to americans.

All you maple niggers own is the land your American masters say you can own. Pick my syrup you leafback

bs ill be dead before some black Mexican cunt rules over the north stay out of this you mongrel

>(we'd send the muslims and other mongrel races first)
invading a country with the entire population of your country seems like a risky plan

I like Canada though... :(

Fuck off burger.

Threads full.

Yeah nah.
Fuck off cunt we're full!

Still whiter than Germany at the moment, Mohammed.

Doesn't Canada have JTF-2?

I think that alone gives them the edge.

Pretty much this famalam.

>we won our battle
>ww2
>by ourselves

Which is why we were super thankful when the US Marines and Navy rocked up to save us.

Fuck, I'm not a fan of the US at the best of times...but credit where it's due.

Rohan answers the call. We side with Gondor. Fuck Canada.

The emus gave you enough trouble, don't even try it attacking our foul tempered, shit filled geese

Fuck off.

Alberta doesnt even kneel to him