Be Greta Thunberg

>Be Greta Thunberg
>16
>Manage to TRIGGER millions of boomers and white trash incels

You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single thing you've done in your entire life that's even 1/10th of 1% as brave as her on any given day.

>Protip: you indisputably can't

P.S. Queen of Sup Forums

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She's the same age as Bhad Bhabie

I wouldn't mind these threads if they weren't copy pasta every time.

1 thing? easy.. I realized global warming is just a ploy by the left to take away more taxes from hardworking people.

Ha ha ha ha ha! You dumb faggot

What I see in this entire agenda is nothing but a profit-oriented movement that hits multiple targets in the same stroke. By forcing countries to reduce their carbon footprint, they are harming the least developed countries by making them even more dependent on new expensive technologies (which also create a massive carbon footprint) and thus even poorer, while at the same time gaining more market access for their own so-called "green technology" industries, which I as an engineer can say are far from being green and I could elaborate on it in detail since I'm quite familiar with this matter.

Nice trolling, kiddo. Now go back to your mother's tit

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>as brave as her
I reported her parents for child abuse

I have assisted numerous young ladies, just like Greta, in losing their virginity. I would be happy to assist her as well. You, on the other hand, are on your own.

>queen of Sup Forums

Hahahahah go fuck yourself

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A-ha! So you're a pedophile on the loose. Gotcha.

easy, I have to finish school and get a good job on my own because my parents aren't loaded.
I dont have the PRIVILEGE of knowing I'm set for my life because of my rich parents, like she does

1966: Oil Gone in 10 Years
1967: Famine by 1975
1968: Overpopulation Spread Worldwide
1969: Everyone Disappears in Cloud of Blue Steam 1989
1970: World Use Up All Natural Resources
1970: Citizens Require Gas Masks by 1985
1970: Nitrogen Makes All Land Unusable
1970: Decaying Pollution Kill All Fish
1970s: Killer Bees
1970: Ice Age by 2000
1970: American Water Rationing by 1974, Food Rationing by 1980
1971: Ice Age by 2020 or 2030
1972: Ice Age by 2070
!972: Oil Depleted in 20 Years
1974: Satellites Show New Ice Age Coming Fast
1974: Another Ice Age
1974: Ozone Depletion Peril to Life
1976: Scientific Consensus Planet Cooling, Famines Imminent
1977: DOE: Oil Peaks in 90s
1978: No End to 30 Year Cooling Trend
1980: Acid Rain Kills Life in Lakes
1980: Peak Oil in 2000
1988: Regional Droughts in 1990s
1988: Temperatures in DC Will Hit Record Highs
1988: Maldive Islands Underwater by 2018
1989: Rising Sea Levels Obliteration Nations by 2000
1989: NYC West Side Highway Underwater by 2019
1996: Peak Oil in 2020
2000: Children Won't Know what Snow is
2002: Famine 10 Year if We Don't Give Up Eating Fish, Meat, and Dairy
2002: Peak Oil 2010
2004: Britain is Siberia by 2024
2005: Manhattan Underwater by 2015
2006: Super Hurricanes!
2008: Arctic Ice Free 2018
2008: Al Gore: Ice Free Arctic 2013
2009: Prince Charles: 96 Months to Save World
2009: UK PM: 50 Days to Save Planet from Catastrophe
2009: Al Gore: 2013 Prediction of Ice-Free Arctic now 2014
2013: Artice Ice-Free now 2015
2014: 500 Days Before Climate Crisis

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>bei Greta
>Have rich parents
>Continue to annoy everybody into being eco
What a fucking like you have to be to choose to waste your fucking life like that

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I conceived you

Can’t believe half the US thinks climate change is a real thing

I'm not a puppet of my parents, I'm not autistic as fuck and know how to have a conversation with adults without screaming and shouting

your penis is too short to reach a bergina
>no

I hear she likes it up the bum

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She's not brave at all.

She's autism.

Autism is no spotlight effect so no natural fear of cameras etc

Autism is just repeating what other people say.

She's nothing and is being exploited

Sucked in too her. But she's autistic and won't give a fuck ever.

Did somebody say Queen?

> ALL HAIL THE QUEEN

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Best post.

You missed.

Millennium bugs gonna kill us all
Pedophiles
Republicans are destroying everything
Democrats are destroying everything
Sup Forums is a hate site
Mental illness is real and suddenly 20% of the population need sedation
Mass shooters!
Terrorism!
Child abuse!

All fake hype.

yea, that's crazy. only 50% is stupid? that's a win for U S A

SAGE

Nothing she does is brave, shes got rich fucking parents who shoved her i to the limelight and got millions of yes men sucking her off at any given minute

>as brave as her
It's not brave to be a brainwashed young autist and get used by globosocialists.

Any kind of extreme weather or event is now climate change.

Apparently
Heat
Cold
Drought
Flood
Hurricane
Tornado
Forest fire
Snow
Wind
Mudslide
Earthquake
Volcano
Etc

Are new things on this planet caused by humans

Finished high school.

Ok boomer

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Oh sick. That makes a lot of sense. Why don't you go right ahead and win the nobel prize by disproving climate change for us, I'll watch.

Is.. is that you Gretta?

Wow, you really got me there. Or not.

You've got 5 seconds, 5 fucking seconds to tell me one single reason why you feel the need to bait like this

Went to school

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theres nothing brave about it, shes been fed a lie and has millions of people online and most of the media that'll defend her and attack anyone who criticizes her

ty greta for the sex

What if I told you that it's doom the Atlantic Ocean with deuterium dooms to generate clouds to make rain so the grass grows and then is more O2 that basically implies more O3 that basically implies more natural rain less high temperatures and more natural rainforest everywhere. What if I told you that everything is on course. What if I told you that we have uranium enough. What if I told you that for the military is serious business.

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I wonder how much dick she crams.

She accomplished nothing but cucking herself.

Remember, humanity has 11.5 years left. That's what she said. I'll love to see what you have to say in 11.5 years when were all still here.

It appears to be trying to communicate, sir.

>Falling for the Greta hoax
lol

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Climate change is real, climate change is cyclical, not "man made" and never will be. Prove otherwise.

This. Natural climate change deniers will swallow all and anything the TV tells them.

>Can’t believe half the US thinks climate change is a real thing

Climate change is real, but it is a naturally occurring phenomenon caused by a combination of solar and planetary cycles.

The climate has been changing long before humans were around.

60,000,000 of them literally voted for a criminal witch in 2016, that's how dumb left wing Americans are.

Kek. I'll bet you also think the money from Trump's import tariffs go into the hands of hardworking people.
What a tool!

Hey Sup Forums... you know whats absolutely terrifying?

Millennials are becoming of age to procreate.

Can you imagine how beyond fucked and worthless this new breed of meat bags are going to be?

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How am I better than Greta..

When I was 8 years old, I told people about a problem

AND THEN I PROPOSED A FUCKING SOLUTION

I don't have austism

yeah but millions of those were illegals, not americans

>tax money doesn’t go towards what the government says it will

Now you’re getting it!

Well, that has a mix of truths, lies, and choice nut-job theories.
Oil - New technology led to new discoveries and extraction methods.
Famine - Exists
Overpop - Well... the world IS overpopulated.
Blue steam - wut?
Natural resources - Like oil, but look up lithium, helium, rhodium...
Gas masks - Have you ever seen photos of LA back then? Air pollution standards were set, air cleaned up. We did something.
Nitrogen - Lots of challenges to top soil loss, better farming through chemicals. This is not solved.
Fish kills - Never seen one, eh? Example: Hypoxia events in Hood Canal, Washington state.
Killer Bees - still spreading.
Ice Age - Whacko. Thought so at the time, too.
Water Rationing - Elevated lead levels all over in the US. Bottled water shipped in. It's happening.

etc. Point is, you're trying too hard. Like the law prof who brought up Barron's name: you disqualified yourself.

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I thought it was worth saying something about her and I didnt so I did something very useful and went on with my life

She doesnt did something brave, fagget

She's a Climate Cutie

Her heart's in the right place
Incels and boomers can't bear to have their egos insulted by a 15 year old

it's no surprise that the left uses overly emotional kids to try and spread their lies.

When I fucked your land wale mother so she wouldn't kill herself.

What have I done? Well if there's a problem I would probably blame the people who actually caused it...

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Well, I've actually saved a manatee, actually went hands in and cleaned up a few miles worth of beaches, and cleaned up dozens of natural spring beds and spring feeder caves. Helped maintain a conservation forest, and help enforce environmental laws on local waterways. And I didn't need to insult the UN or the population of the world to do it.

What have YOU done?

What's so brave about being a globalist puppet and an anxious child?

Really? Going out into public, raising hackles and subjecting yourself to snarky, cynical, hateful, threatening comments is not brave?
But we can sit here behind anonymity and be real brave, eh?

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Not a puppet. A focal point.

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Could you elaborate? Im also an engineer critical of this

Went infantry.

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I fucked your mom. Fisted your sister too

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Imagine praising a kid with down syndrome for yelling the same thing millions of people before her yelled. We need to pause cancer research and find out how to cure autism.

“The graph combines ice core data with recent samples of Antarctic air. The 100,000-year ice age cycle is clearly recognizable.” (Data sources: Petit et al. 1999; Keeling and Whorf 2004; GLOBALVIEW-CO2 2007.)

Go ahead and actually read/understand how green houses gases affect the heat of the Earth. Understand how that heat melts the fresh-water ice caps, and how that salinity change in the water changes the ocean currents. Understand how changing ocean currents can affect the weather, i.e change the climate. With that, you understand how it can be both called global warming AND climate change.

If that doesn't convince your conspiracy theory tiny mind, I'll try this - don't you think climate change denial was a Russian bot interface on the Western world's interpretation of climate, forcing them to do nothing so their climate gets worse?

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>20 niggers
kek

>the west is a minority in the global population but the largest consumers of fossil fuels
>convince the west they’re changing the weather with dire consequences
>white people stop using fossil fuels
>demand for oil drops, therefore price drops
>the third world can now begin to buy cheap oil
>developing countries expand their economies and infrastructure like the US did in the 1950’s
>demand for oil rises again, only the market is global and 10x’s as big
>the third world is now locked into oil dependence but still too poor for alternatives
>record profits for oil companies
>record amounts of greenhouses gasses from various brown people who don’t give a shit

saved 4 lives, maybe more.
sailed the gulf of mexico in Janm 3 days straight 1st time on a boat
told a cop not to fold my license
woke a kitten
blinked

>A focal point.
Kek, how?

That letter literally confirms she's a puppet lool

Nice try to deflect from pointing out that word has at least reached the dark continent. You have to start somewhere.

Her handlers have been busy.

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>confirms
That's because you have selective filtering in your head. Quote a passage and your interpretation of it to make your point. I'll be happy to show how you're retarded.

We get it Ok. You wanna fuck autistic 15 yo Swedish bitches. Now can you stop spamming you fucking fetish thread every 20 minutes? It keeps a sliding more interesting threads off the catalogue, you repetitive cunt.

>Still having shit taste after all these years.
At least post something new. She's old and fat.

Nice try, genius. Whatever you need to protect your lazy lifestyle.

She sailed the Atlantic with a diesel powered sail boat. She is not going to change anything. She is nothing more than a hypocrite and puppet for the left media. If she wants to change it dont fucking waste your time by doing nothing or striking. Because that is what she does nothing. Just sitting there waiting and eventually other faggots will join her. She is nothing more than poison or cancer. If she want to do anything, go fucking work for it plant trees come up with good ideas to really change the environment. She is truly the cancer of the world

This mongoloid has done nothing but sailed across the globe whining how her childhood is ruined. Nothing needs to be said. The joke is so obvious...
What have I done? Well the code is in... i'm not saying where but I'm fairly confident that part of it will live on even if I die of old age.

CO2 is not a major green house gas and is a trace molecule in the atmosphere. And no amount of fear on your part will change that.

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wasn't it bio-diesel? you don't seem like you have a tight grasp on facts

I'm sure Greta scours the internet for pictures like these. Don't delude yourself faggot.

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If by climate change you mean man made? That's like disproving unicorns to morons who believe in unicorns. You can show them they are dumb but unless you show them a "not unicorn" that somehow proves they don't exist they won't believe you.

I called a black girl a nigger

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>the west is a minority in the global population but the largest consumers of fossil fuels

Already wrong but okay, I guess China and India must be imaginary

How are you fags still passing around this fake graph? Please kys

CO2 affects plant growth, not climate. And your graph is fake data.