Cannes film festival

Press conference for the movie selection in 20min !

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is nobody on Sup Forums interested in film?

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930! 930 films guys!

1930 movies sent... Shieeet

VR films? With Chivo and Iñarritu?
Damn.

kek they disabled the french chat now too

i dont speak zidane

Twin Peaks !

Is there a schedule for when the different categories are being announced or did I miss it all already?

Un certain regard right now.
Official competition just after.
They announced midnight screenings and out of competition already

I fear a very political festival.

>tfw you will never be part of Cannes film elite

Taylor Sheridan and Kyoshi Kurosawa in UCR.
Pretty cool

This guy doesn't know how to give a presentation.

"this guy"

Personal prejudices, I can't stand french people talking. No rhythm, no categorization, too much adjectivization(is that a word in english?), no sense of hierarchy in the speech.

Maybe I've should have been born german.

Anyway, its better to follow the twitter feed of the festival than listen to Mr President of Cannes:
twitter.com/festival_cannes

Omelette du fromage

Because Cannes film festival is a fucking joke. They boo'ed the goose. Only God Forgives is patrician taste.

The competition seems weak as fuck on paper
Only interested in the Safdie bros, Haynes, Bong Joon Hoo and Yorgos movies

>Haneke
>Kawase
>Akin
>Coppola
JDIMSA

don't even pretend you're not interested in the Haneke, you know you're going to watch it anyway

>thinking thierry fuckin fremaux deserves to be known
he's to blame for the festival being as dull and trash as it always is, especially the main slate

he deserves to be known, not liked.

I'm not interested in a sadist filmmaker.

only god forgives is kino

let's be honest, snowpiercer is shit

Of course Kristen Stewart's short film will be shown at Cannes...

THat fucking nepotism is out of control.
Very few short films are shown, they received thousands and selected only nine but of course her film must be there because of muh celebrity

In Competition
>NELYUBOV (LOVELESS) by Andrey ZVYAGINTSEV
>GOOD TIME by Benny SAFDIE & Josh SAFDIE
>YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HERE by Lynne RAMSAY
>L’AMANT DOUBLE by François OZON
>JUPITER’S MOON by Kornél MANDRUCZÓ
>A GENTLE CREATURE by Sergei LOZNITSA
>THE KILLING OF A SACRED DEER (MISE À MORT DU CERF SACRÉ) by Yorgos LANTHIMOS
>HIKARI (RADIANCE) by Naomi Kawase
>GEU-HU (THE DAY AFTER) by HONG Sangsoo
>LE REDOUTABLE by Michel HAZANAVICIUS
>WONDERSTRUCK by Todd HAYNES
>HAPPY END by Michael HANEKE
>RODIN by Jacques DOILLON
>THE BEGUILED by Sofia Coppola
>120 BATTEMENTS PAR MINUTE by Robin CAMPILLO
>OKJA by BONG Joon-Ho
>AUS DEM NICHTS (IN THE FADE) by Fatih AKIN
>LES FANTÔMES D’ISMAËL by Arnaud DESPLECHIN
>THE MEYEROWITZ STORIES by Noah BAUMBACH

Gee, I wonder who'll win this year

At least the list is interesting. Although I'm not sure Noah Baumbach is a name I ever thought I'd see in competition at fucking Cannes.

Haneke is almost a lock already, festival whore + movie on migrants.

>CARNE Y ARENA by Alejandro G. IÑÁRRITU, his first VR film
>COME SWIM by Kristen STEWART
>24 FRAMES by Abbas KIAROSTAMI
>TWIN PEAKS by David LYNCH

let's all take solace in the fact that dolan hasn't unleashed a new piece of shit yet

Are all these films on the pirate bay or kodi yet?

Agreed. I've seen it more times than Drive. It's dernitely my favourite NWR film and one of my fav films period. Pure kino.

Don't mind me just showing 2 (two) movies at the festival this year

Look, I know we all think Haneke is going to win, but there's no way they'll give him a third Palme in less than 10 years. That'd be ridiculous. My money's on Zvyagintsev.

>The Beguiled
>How to Talk to Girls at Parties
Elle has two kinos this year

i hope they put him in the jury and he gives the Palme to Sofia Coppola so i can kill myself

Out of Competition
'How to Talk to Girls at Parties' by John Cameron Mitchell
'Blade Of The Immortal' by Takashi Miike
'Visages, Villages' by Agnès Varda and JR

Un Certain Regard
'Barbara' by Mathieu Amalric
'La novia del desierto' by Cecilia Atán y Valeria Pivato
'Testonata (Closeness)' by Kantemir Balagov
'Aala Kaf Ifrit (Beauty and the Dogs) by Kaouther Ben Hania
'L’Atélier' by Laurent Cantet
'Fortunata ('Lucky)' by Sergio Castellitto
'Las hijas de Abril' by Michel Franco
'Western' by Valeska Grisebach
'Posoki (Directions)' by Stephan Komandarev
'Out' by Gyorgy Kristof
'Before We Vanish' by Kiyoshi Kurosawa
'En Attendant les Hirondelles (The Nature of Time)' by Karim Moussaoiu
'Lerd (Gress)' by Mohammad Rasoulof
'Jeune Femme' by Léonor Serraille
'Wind River' by Taylor Sheridan
'Aprês la guerre (After the War)' by Annarita Zambrano

Special Projections
'12 jours' by Raymond bypardon
'They' by Anahita Ghazvinizabyh
'Le Caméra de Claire' by Hong Sang-soo
'Promised Land' by Eugene Jarecki
'An Incovenient Sequel' by Bonni Cohen y Jon Shenk
'Demons in Paradise' by Juby Ratman
'Sea Sorrow' by Vanessa Redgrave

fucking frenchs shitting on spics, put a baguette up your ass

last time he said he didn't want to show a movie at Cannes anymore because of the bullying...lol

Neon Demon was fucking excellent. Can't wait to see what she does next.

0 italian movies in competition. Every year they get BTFO more and more at Cannes. Thank God no Sorrentino or Garrone trash this year

where is godard flick?

lmao he got the fucking grand prix though

>implying it's not just the same film with different titles
hong is all 'heh, they'll never tell the difference'

Don't mind me just showing 4 (four) movies at the festival this year

>Journalist asks why there's isn't indian movies selected
>the whole audience laugh

my sides

>0 indian films
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

it would also be three consecutive palmes for haneke, i can believe they'd do it

So what's gonna be the movie that comes out of fucking nowhere and ends up being great with no expectations?

>'Testonata (Closeness)' by Kantemir Balagov

This guy is a friend of mine, and he's a student of Sokurov.

His short films were pretty kino, I wrote an article about his mid length movie last year:
kultprosvet.by/yunye-ekstsentriki-v-tbilisi-kultpros/

Feels surreal to see him make it big. By the way, it's "Tesnota", not "Testonata".

of course

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Baywatch

She just wrapped Galveston (written by Nic Pizzolatto). She's currenty filming a post-apocalyptic movie with Peter Dinklage called I Think We're Alone Now. She also has Mary Shelley and Sidney Hall coming out this year, as well as a reworked cut of 3 Generations.

>welcome party


mon dieu qu'ils sont mauvais

>mfw two (2) NETFLIX films in competition

How little will she be wearing this year?

Thanks for the correction, Nikita. Reading your article right nao:
>(Balagov's) favourite film directors are Tarantino, Nolan and Iñárritu
So, there is still hope for Cannes I guess.

Ok who's going to have the Sean Penn treatment this year ?
I bet on HAZANAVICIUS because he already had it the last time.

probably no pasties

>OKJA by Bong Joon-Ho

Well, not sure if you're reading the google translated version, but it says they were his favourites 5 years ago when he made his web series. I think he said that his favourite movie was Fists in the Pocket last time I asked.

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Looks awful

Looks good tbqh

Paul Dano makes everything good

and Pedro ALMODÓVAR as PRESIDENT of the JURY

Niceeee. Seems like she has a promising career ahead of her. Hopefully she doesn't JUST herself like Dakota.

even dano couldn't save this turd

>looks good
i hope you're new to film, pleb

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Who will win Palme D'or this year?

Oh stop, the list looks fine. Just because Coppola is there doesn't mean everything else is gonna be shit.

>How to Talk to Girls at Parties
>'How to Talk to Girls at Parties' by John Cameron Mitchell

T-this movie is relevant to my interests

>its a haneke lectures filmgoers episode

D R O P P E D

>killing of a deer
>raffey cassidy

almost dropped it due ot nicole kidman but ms cassidy is a fine cunny if i say so myself

Which ones?

>HAPPY END by Michael HANEKE
A drama about a family set in Calais with the European refugee crisis as the backdrop.

how predictable

jej

Baumbach and Bong.

It's not the oscars

>GOOD TIME by Benny SAFDIE & Josh SAFDIE
>LE REDOUTABLE by Michel HAZANAVICIUS
>120 BATTEMENTS PAR MINUTE by Robin CAMPILLO
>THE BEGUILED by Sofia Coppola
>HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS AT PARTIES by John Cameron Mitchell

I'll probably watch those, the last one just because the title makes me laugh

I'll watch all the movies in comp, like I always do, because I'm a piece of shit, and I'll watch the John Cameron Mitchell because I love Shortbus and I'm always hoping he'll make something that good again.

Okay, but this is actually a great list though. How the fuck do normal people get invites to this again?

>Kidman has 4 movies at Cannes

how

Twin Peaks (David Lynch)

and

How to talk to girls at parties

2 movies for elle this year :3

what a beautiful dress

The Hazanavicius kino is going to trigger a lot of people.

lol yorgos is a sadist

LOL

I kind of agree although the palm d'or choices have been so bad the past 2 years anytihng can happen

Sorrentino is better than almost all the directors here desu

do you got to the festival? I swear some of them are never released with english subtitles

>The Beguiled
>Elle Fanning
>Angourie Rice
>Oona Laurence

Interesting that they brought in Lynch, I expected them to be be snobbish about TV.

is this really a surprise? they let Sorrentino show the young pope in venice and here campion is also showing tv related stuff. if you're a big name director you can show whatever the fuck you want

Too bad Coppola is a hack and its most likely going to be shit. Will watch for Elle though.

>hating Naomi
rude