Your name is Odin and you are the mayor of this village.Dubs decides what happens to Odin and his village
Your name is Odin and you are the mayor of this village.Dubs decides what happens to Odin and his village
A nigger named Odin? Light hut on fire and sit inside.
Sell half my tribe into slavery in exchange for jewelry.
Build a watermelon farm.
Make going to school part of tribal law. Make village guards honored members of society. Outlaw mumble rap under pain of death.
The villagers discover a new mineral and they name it watermelonium, they build a mine to extract it.
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watermelonium gives them huge errection. they build a circle around the whole village and start fucking each other in the ass
a greedy shit withholds life resources and makes people pay large sums for it, then in an act of phlantropy to regain the trust of the villiage the greey shit spend a small portion of his vast sums to help the people. Not satisfied The towns people redistributes his wealth after the construction project is done. Thus moving the chains for the village to progress.
They are hunted by a large fried chicken monster
The villagers discover that watermelonium has radioactive properties and they build a power plant to generate nuclear energy with it.
Thor's father, what is he doing in Africa
Cut down trees and build more houses, this boost the population
we grow corn
reroll cause that was too damn close
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new law, all able bodied adults are required to learn one martial skill and are required to learn to read and write and learn mathematics
A eugenics breeding program has been in-acted to breed the strongest males, with the strongest females, to character the perfect man.
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dang it, reroll
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oh forget it then, be useless idiots
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national orgy day takes place to increase the birth rate of the village. This occurs yearly
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odin praises himself saying he is responsible for the watermalenomium and demands the men to give him their wifes as recompense for his greatness.
But the sweet smell of watermelonium attracts mosquitoes, which carry a deadly virus that cause rapid mutations in people. most mutations are crippling, But some of the mutations create large morbid flesh eating creatures, that never rest.
A smithy is created in the village to make use of the new ore
Become white.
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Odin marries the four smartest woman in the village to make some genius babies.
village gets nuked lmao
Oh yes.
using the new ore as a foundation to build taller building's, a mass rebuilding takes place. with stronger taller homes.
tame a herd of jasiris and integrate them into teh tribe
he publicly beheads a man for embezzling from the mine, and drinks his blood from hes head
the villages grow trees to cultivate a tree farm which could be harvested for wood for generations.
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watermelonium while it brings wealth also creates ignorance and a penchant for violence. Add guns and gold jewelry to all tribe members
A baby is born completely white. He is declared as "Milkoh, the chosen one", a fully white baby that would bring fortune to the tribe. (No one knows but the baby is just some white dudes bastard son, nothing godly about him, but he will grow up to be smarter than every nigger in the village)
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Realize you're a nigger and an hero
have we seriously not gotten dubs yet? Mace windu is born
The villages make armour from the new ore. The village take the design for the helmets from the rhinos, and make a light armour set.
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A walmart opens, all the shops close, and everyone gets fat & addicted to fentanyl.
why are we so bad at dubs reeeroll
After a batch of Watermelonium is struck by lightning the tribe learns how to smelt and begins crafting tools of great quality.
A brothel is created for the hard working miners.
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samurai jack shows up and joins them
FUCK reroll
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Heck.
Invites the British to trade watermelonium with earl grey
odin rapes one of the villagers in the street to assert dominance over the populous
rolling for samurai jack
This.
I think this thread is cursed. rolling for samurai jack
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Invites Obama to hang
damnit
diamonds are found from mine and white people arrive
The hero we deserve
To combat the new mutants, amour and weapons are created from the new ore
Makes Oprah queen
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Fuck. If dubs, all niggers die in a war against a neighbour tribe.
Starts the African space program fueled by Watermelonium reactors
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Damn. Nothing is happening so I'm rerolling this one.
rerolllol
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Sacrefice children to the allmighty Dubs god
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Make it happen
Starts a cotton farm
Dispite the peoples best efforts, the infection could not be managed, due to poverty levels and poor education. the virus decimated the population, Not even nearby animals would escape. Just as it seemed that all was lost. A helicopter containing researchers land in the middle of the village.
They build a huge Colonel Sanders statue using watermelonium
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Hmmmm...who thinks was him..?!!
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Odin, in effort to repopulate his village, kidnaps the researchers and breeds with them.
the villagers torture, dismember and eat the researchers. then calibrate with sex and hooting
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