He's got warrants

>he's got warrants

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>it's a camera crew has to assist with the arrest episode

>it's a white collar criminal doesn't get charged episode because society doesn't deem theft over $100,000 to be a real crime

>Its a "its my girlfriends car im just borrowing it"
> Car comes up stolen.

>these arent my pants

>police officer asks permission to search vehicle
>suspect says no
>police officer searches vehicle anyway and finds drugs

>it's a naked black suspect bleeds all over the cops episode

>it's a camera man helps the cop do CPR episode

can you get the guy to run from the cops or resist arrest?

>it's a "why'd you run?" "I ran because I was scared!" episode

>it's a "what's in this bag in your car?" "that's not my bag I don't know!" episode

>implying that would make for good television

People want to see drug addicts getting into high speed chases, not pencil necks getting arrested at their office.

>it's a you thought this would be funny but then the victim tells a heartbreaking story episode

>its a grand larceny suspect cooperates fully, goes down to the station, fills out some paperwork, and leaves with his lawyer 1 hour later episode

i hate these ones

there is nothing morally wrong with being a terrified coward.

>it's a prostitutes fighting in the middle of the street episode

it's pathetic
like your tiny genitalia

>it's an hispanic criminal can't speak english episode
>it's an all-white police squad has to bring the token black to deal, in a politically correct manner, with a black gang episode
>it's a prostitute snitch her pimps episode

>it's an MHH HMM YEE HOO episode

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>car reeks of pot in a state where it's a felony
just fucking park and smoke outside of your fucking car god damn how dumb can you be

>nobody posts videos and the thread gets arrested episode

>It's a black cop arrests white man episode
Great episode
>It's a white cop arrests a black man episode
FUCKING RACIST PIGS

>oh well you know, i grew up out here and my dad was a county officer for over 25 years. it's a big city but it's got that small town feel, you know? i just enjoy doing my part giving back to the community, takin things one day at a time. *garbled radio chatter* get a lot of calls to this area this time of night. lot of activity. gonna see what's goin on...

Sounds comfy

>i like getting drugs off the streets
>i was in the marines....

I don't get what you guys are trying to say, but I feel a hint of jelly

BIG GUYS BIG GUYS
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY'RE BIG FOR YOU

Make a rabbit tv thing and lets all watch it togehter, it's always a good time. You can stream the shit all over the net

>I've been working the night shift for a few months now, and the main thing is when we go out in the cars we know we all have each others backs. We're like one big family, you know.

the start of every segment involves a little interview with the guy and they always say the same kind of things

>Its a COPS called out to a shooting episode.

5 minute segment of fat shirtless guy wailing like a fat pig.

Responding to a shooting is always the worst cops call.

>that episode with the fat guy and the cop laughs when he lifts his shirt up and spins around

>be criminal
>transporting something illegal in my car
>make sure a brake light is out, the tags are expired, and i roll a stop sign infront of a cop
>how did i get caught shiiiiiiiiet

>its a ghetto nigger gets caught with a tranny prostitute
>the tranny is on a first name basis with the cops

The hottest girl ever on Cops. Fight me.

cops are redpilled

there are lots of qt psychopaths

There sure is

SAN BERNARDINO SHERIFFS OFFICE, IM SUSPECT

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Did he ever get the bitch, Sup Forums?

Anybody know the officer's name or episode numbers? It was early seasons.

He was like an Italian New Yorker looking/sounding stereotype, and he was pretty shit at his job. Like he was hiding watching a drug house and described the car as basically "it's uh a green uh car" then gave up and waited for the next one.
And another time there was a guy that had backed over a pole in a parking lot, so he just called out for everyone around to come help him lift it off. One guy he just calls out "HEY HERCULES!"

copfu

cant argue with that.

Just use cytube nigga

I remember this episode. Her shirt kept riding up and revealing her hipbone tattoos and navel piercing. Trashy women fetish and Cops go so well together.

>when you're a girl cop and you get asked to play an undercover $20 hooker

literally every episode

>you now remember the clown cop and the prostitute sting

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>its a cop has to read miranda rights off a sheet of paper episode

>its a black male attempts to run whilst halfway to being handcuffed

>tfw she punched me in mah face man
>tfw I'm completely disabled, ruptured disc IN MAH BACK man
>tfw she threw me on mah back and hit me in MAH GROIN MAN
>tfw YOU DONT UNDERSTAND JUST HOW MANY OF EM THERE ARE MAN
>tfw I swear Gawd man, I wont let anything happen to ya
>tfw these are mah babies man
>tfw this ones the male... this ones the female, shes pregnant

>It's a 'holy shit this is like three blocks away from my house' episode

do you live in armarillo or portland?

>come here i just wanna talk
>lemme search you real quick

>ya got anything thatll poke me, prick me, stick me?

>nah officer
>runs for it

>ye nigga got dis diiiick
>*gunshots*

love that episode

Every fucking episode!

This triggers the rëdditor

>It's the "officer hurts himself jumping off the highway to give chase and the camera guy yells at the suspect to stop, and he does for a second then gets away" episode.
>It's the "guy next to a pay phone gets questioned by four cops surrounding him and he still manages to break away and run down the street" episode.
>It's a Mardi Gras episode

I always love the MG ones.

>my dad was a cop
>my mom was a cop
>my brother is a cop
>my wife is a dispatcher
>my dog is a cop

You...can't..

Shouldn't they have that shit memorized?

>fit black guy tries to run
>fat, out-of-shape cop gives chase
>is losing ground
>smash cut to the fat cop arresting the guy
seriously how

>remember back when I was 18
>morning after a night out drinking and running around town
>always hungover as fuck on my living room couch
>cops always on, 95% of the time
>feel like this is the bad way my night before could of ended

He ate the other egg roll

BAD BOYZ WATCHA GON WATCHA GON

It's a "good boi™" gets killed attacking a police officer episode

It's a sequel episode where all the homies burn down the town town.

>Cutie female cop arrests big guys episode

He used brutality

They usually catch up when the perp tries to cut through a backyard/alleyway and fucks up, all that obstacle course training at the academy sticks with you even if you've got shit for stamina

Niggers run slower once you've kneecapped them, its an old cops trick.

>driving and smoking
Almost as bad as drinking and driving
Cmon man

>episode of cops.
>criminal performs horrible crime on screen.
>criminal gets away and cop is humiliated.
>never caught ever
>cop starts puking up donuts.

>it's a suspect farts on a cop's gun episode

>could of

could have* you uneducated moron.

>americans speak english and usually only english
>cant even speak that properly
O i laffin

literally not even close

>spell checking people at 6am

I haven't even finished muh coffee

DUDE WEED LMAO

>6AM

12:15 in UK, m8. Just doing you yanks a solid and helping you speak our language properly.

>its a border patrol episode
>all the officers are hispanic with heavy accents

>ywn marry the midwestern qt that works for Kansas City PD

>iiiiiiit's a maaadTV!!! youtu.be/UHsxYm1iNYY episode

My aussie anons, RBT or Highway Patrol?

>it's a person swearing they aren't drunk and blowing .2

>american is arrested
>is polite and constantly calls the police "sir"
>australian is arrested
>constantly calls everyone cunts

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>my dad was a cop
>my mom was a cop
>my brother is a cop
>my wife is a dispatcher
>my dog is a cop
>my son is in sales, actually, here's his card

>its a ghillie suit episode

Why the fuck don't niggers ever smile in pics?

Yea i get what you mean but cmon man you shouldnt drive under the influence of anything senpai

>guy starts sweating profusely

>quote from man who drives under the influence of H20 and other chemicals
Woooow

>When you see your city's name pop up in the bottom

>tfw am a cop, so I don't like watching COPS anymore because it makes me feel like I'm still at work

I used to watch it all the time before I joined.

>it's a 19 year old user is parked at at a city park at night with his friends getting ready to smoke a blunt and gets rolled up on by the cops and almost gets away with it if it weren't for his dumbass friend leaving the magazine he was rolling the blunt on top of in plain sight on the floor instead of putting it in a backpack or under a jacket before everyone exited the car on Anons instructions since the cops were sitting in their car without their lights on behind them and not making contact yet, giving them a chance to exit the car and lock the weed inside the car somewhere that was supposed to be out of sight

Goddamit you're dumb Chris. The car was locked and all the cops could do was shine the flashlight inside and see if anything illegal was visible.

Lol also after the cops found the weed and we were standing around while the cops were in their car doing paperwork this motherfucker asked me if we should all run. When both of our cars were parked right there. Yeah Chris I'm sure they'd never be able to find us if we ran away.

>tfw your country's version of COPS is boring as shit

Ohh fuck i think I've seen another episode with that jersey cop he's the best. He caught some hispcnic guy smoking crack in a stairwell and the guy kept calling him "pappi" so the cop said shit like "I ain't your fucking pappi" and "call me pappi one more time!"

i remember that

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also holds his gun like a nigger

Jokes on you i dont drive since in europe we have pedestrian walkways

>it's a 21/22 year old user is smoking a joint after work because he hates his job/life in his car parked at the park 1 minute from his house when he can see a police car coming up the one way street to the park so he quickly puts the joint out and throws it beneath the car and begins playing with his phone and when the cops park next to him he ignores them and continues to pretend hes just playing with his phone, all while it must stink like weed, then the cops just drive off and he waits a while and then drives home

that sucked, ive had worse moments but that was pretty bad

>well i've been in the CIA for 20 years, getting doctors, arresting hooded man. I really like my job, my father was in the CIA sooo, yeah, i get to file flight plans and give back to the community