Post your depressing, lonely, single guy meals

Post your depressing, lonely, single guy meals.

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Bitch that shit looks delicious.

>implying a man can cook

\m/

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Just some shitty chicken curry

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a stove on wood. i hope you burn your moms shitty house down

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Why is cooking for yourself depressing?

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It's an induction stove.

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I just made a hog roast with 4 types of veg and roast tatties to go with it was pretty fucking good. Not a lot of effort to get right really. Buy a slow cooker or something where you can just bung everything in and walk away, its a godsend for the lazy.

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I bet your dumbass subsists on hot pockets.

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kek

Vegetarian and single for 2 years

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Looks like a can of chef boyardee

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these 2 look disgusting, although I might be wrong. I have tasted some delicious food.

how'd you cook her?

With my fuckin cocks

That looks like a good meal you negative fuck.

Finished dinner before I saw this thread, but I had two White Castle microwaved burgers and a beer.

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I would eat out her feet ALL DAY

FAKE

Added to the ban archive

Meal? All I've had today is 3/4 of a bottle of Cognac.

that's the "troll"

In this soy filled world, cooking is all we have left.

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Honestly, looks pretty good. It's what you do after you eat that counts.

You mean shit?

I'd buy a shit load of chef boyarde chicken curry of they made it.

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What are you a fag? Who plates their own food like that?

poo inside after eating pls

If he is getting up and taking a run in the morning, no it looks pretty good.

>her

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Cooking is so fucking easy. Like turn the stove on, get a pan and throw some food in. Sprinkle some salt on it damn.

chicken tendies

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Nigger don't even take it out the packaging

I had the next evolution of tendies. I had 2 KFC Chicken LIttles, one buffalo and one Nashville hot. Surprisingly good.

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52, grey, poor, old, alone 17 years

content in a quiet dark cellar with three peanut butter sandwiches and two ripe bananas

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damn man, what's your story? I guess you don't give a shit but I made a Shepard's pie for Thanksgiving and I found it on the internet. There's a shit ton of good recipes out there and you should try making some good meals now and again when you have the time oldfag

Life can't be too bad, looks like you have a memory foam pillow.

Is that a piss jug?

I eat very well at a local soup kitchen for the poor, which is where I got the expensive sprouted grain bread to make the sandwiches as well as the bananas.

This frees up what money I do have for more important things like addictions. My addictions are electronics, laptop computers, hard drives, &c. Here are just some of my hard disks. The white box arrived just a few days ago. Half a dozen 1TB drives and as many more 500GB drives, I fill them up with stuff off the Internets.

Exactly, my life is not hard. I have peace, a half a dozen or more good friends who are concerned for my welfare and help me with comfort amenities, like the bed and pillow.

Yes it is.

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Is this you?

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to a large extant yes

love vegitards that eat garbage. nice diet dummy

Thought they were cutting into the girl for a sec

so did I

That Terry dude is a rapist

>I fill them up with stuff off the Internets.
Childporn.

nice feet

So help me god I am going to crack the bones!

In a few years they'll grow up and it'll become legal.

Wish they were

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nah, no cheezy pizza, mostly Torrents and YooToobe vidz

What the actual fuck?

man fuck you that looks great