So as I told you before Sup Forums niggez, my daughter will get 12 next week! What should I buy her?
She wants a Nintendo Switch, but I don't want to support the Japanese economy!
So as I told you before Sup Forums niggez, my daughter will get 12 next week! What should I buy her?
Brody Russell
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Jack Perry
Buy her the switch, make her happy
Charles Long
where u live?
Joseph Richardson
Germany why user?
Oliver Barnes
She looks like she would enjoy basketball, if you catch my drift
Ryan Cruz
Pathetic excuse for I'm poor
Ryder Walker
12 year old sure bud early
Wyatt Johnson
daughter.jpg lmao
Elijah Carter
if you were in usa you may buy her an AR10
David Brooks
buy her a Marx book or mein kampf
Jack Taylor
Sex toys are cheaper and she will learn about herself as a person.
Jaxon Turner
>AR10
>automatic firearm
fucking stupid we don't need such things in Europe...thank God!
Ian Gray
>thank God!
or Merkel
Sebastian Gomez
Just buy her a Switch. It's a great console and you're probably already supporting the Japanese economy in more ways than you realise. Small price to pay for a happy daughter.
Anthony Ward
yeah she almost convinced me
matter of fact I'm a huge fan of Super Mario and Miyamoto
Aiden Walker
show more pics OP
so we can decide what she needs
Robert Price
Dylan Edwards
Lots of tampons
Evan Mitchell
A quality vibrator. She'll be grateful and have more fun than with any video game.
Hudson Anderson
mum's duty
Joseph Rodriguez
>A quality vibrator
OP here
never!!!!
till she is 16!!!!
Jason Rivera
Oh definitely this.
Connor Sanchez
Lol
William Edwards
It's now or never. Don't let her get into real sex yet, prevent it with a vibrator.
Cooper Martin
Op is retarded. Get educated in economics. Not buying a product does not affect the origin companys countries economy. The individual companys production is manufactured to meet a demand. It doesn't take into effect how many units people won't buy because because that is a non stat. It's based on sales to be made based on past demand. Actual sales. You not buying does nothing. Now with buying a switch the product is already manufactured and stocked. It will find a sale either at, below, or above MSRP. That in turn meets the demand. A company will always produce to meet demand or produce less than demand to ensure the successful sale of a product thus ensuring that companies profits. Nintendo specifically is largely tactical by underproducing to create demand and raise the price of units. Think amiibo. Now how does your actual purchase affect the Japanese economy? You are basically trying to quantify banking playing the game telephone. It would take much more than a non sale of an individual company to affect a countries entire economy. Try to imagine a vegan who doesn't buy meat. That happens all the time in the us. Now how much is the meat companies worth? Did that change the usa economy. It's quite silly to think you actually believe this.
Angel Wright
Buy her the switch make happy , happy birthday to this 15 y/o looking 12y/o
Ian Bell
Give her a box of condoms with one missing. When she opens it, wink at her and say “hint hint!”
Bentley Ramirez
How many times are you going to repost this stupid pasta everyday?
Luke Brooks
THE VIBRATOR
IS THE ANSWER
Luis Long
Jesus fucking christ you sperg, all of that to conclude absolutely nothing. No goddamn shit it won't literally bankrupt Japan, but if the man doesn't want any of his money to go to Japan he isn't going to buy a Japanese product you nitwit.
Ryan Cooper
she is still my little baby
and still a kid you stupid fuck!!!!!
Thomas Thomas
OP here this not a C&P ant not CP
dunno why you think so?
Ryan Rodriguez
it's this shit again
Jayden Watson
Then go go buy it!
Jayden Ortiz
A kid who now knows a lot more than what you think. It's 2019. Buy her a vibrator and give her some release.
Grayson Foster
> Not buying a product does not affect the origin companys countries economy.
K bud. So if nobody buys a product that company is still gonna succeed? K bud. Good job bud. Degree coming in handy bud.
Adrian Davis
Japanese detected
or even Miyamoto himself
Eli Peterson
Soo...he was behind that
Jaxson Ortiz
Jack Hughes
OP catched!
Lucas White
This.
Jordan Turner
might need a few more
Benjamin Reyes
The vibe is the gift that will keep on giving
Nathan Martin
Liam White
A "massager" she will be very grateful.
Blake Perry
OMG!!!!
pls show her shithole!
or at least used pantys or stuff like that!
pls user!!!!
Thomas Moore
Buy a Switch second hand, that way the money you do give to the guy who sold it to you will go to the American economy (no doubt he's going to pay bills or some shit) and your daughter will be happy.
Ryder Smith
girf her one of those hand massagers, motivate her to often close the door to her dorm. She will eventually realize, maturity is the best gift a child can get.
fugg u is fastar
Nathaniel Myers
disgusting fags!
I bet you don't have a daughter!
just disgusting....she's my baby :(
she's still 11 and plays with her Lego!!!
So fuck you!!!
Jackson Bailey
wonder how long till she makes a dildo out of legos lmfao
James Smith
Buy her a pet monkey
Joseph Scott
it's even not possible biologically that she gets wet or horny! cause--->>> is still a kid!!!!
Mason Peterson
But she's going to be 12 and innocent no more. It's safer with a vibe than with a Lego dildo.
Tyler King
checked
she will use it as a massager, until she thinks "oh hey I feel good when I massage my weewee" and she'll be thanking her daddy forever
also this
Jaxson Rodriguez
>But she's going to be 12
yeah I know it hurts but I must accept that fact
:(
but still...she's a child...my lil girl...and I want to enjoy this as long as possible
James Bennett
post some more of your little princess OP
Gabriel Cox
>"oh hey I feel good when I massage my weewee"
Austin Smith
Don't be selfish. Be altruistic and help her with a vibrator.
Ayden Powell
>herfacewhen.gif
Dominic Peterson
Ryder James
Unless you're a faggot you should have masturbated at the age of 12 already, too. Just because she plays doesn't exclude her from exploring her sexuality.
Also I don't think those pictures are her - palmtrees? In Germanien?
Ethan Moore
Look, I get wanting to flex your knowledge, but at least pretend that you're trying to weave it into an actual conversation instead of Infodumping based on a silly assumption.
Gabriel Mitchell
cute
Samuel Ward
buy her nothing, tell her, your presence is her present, and if she gets upset tell her some kids don't have that and wouldn't she feel bad if you weren't around, make it a big guilt trip, then laugh because you win
Connor Garcia
Alva Inga
Easton Long
>palmtrees?
vacation
>you should have masturbated at the age of 12
yeas but I'm MALE!!!!
> Just because she plays doesn't exclude her from exploring her sexuality.
perhaps true...but she is absolutely childish and hate boys(thank god)
David Clark
Im gonna jack off to ur daughter
Parker Long
Insta Pedo detected
Josiah Rodriguez
hey, I was just gonna post that!
Jordan Martin
ww w.instagram.com/alvainga/?hl=de
Joshua Lee
pls don't
and I won't allow that any nigger of you save pictures of her! otherwise I will call the Cyber Cops!
Carter Bennett
Fucking hell I was wondering how long it was going to take. Kek
Adam Campbell
OP you monster! That's not even a child!
Camden Bailey
Took 10 seconds to reverse image search. Guess that makes me a pedo.
Levi Johnson
OP here
this is not my daughter!
posted pics are of Alva
she's german also
but my daughter looks very similar
Jonathan Gutierrez
>but my daughter looks very similar
show her pics pls!
Evan Sullivan
... now you have to post pics of your daughter
Logan Garcia
We are always watching... And fapping, someone has to look at all that cp to make sure it's not just skinny chicks.
Tyler Johnson
Then buy it not in Japan
Brandon Ross
enjoy your brownies praying to mecca,while your wife and daughter get Taharrush, getting stabbed and bleeding out powerless to help.
no worries police will be there in an hour or two.
Zachary Phillips
do you want cum pic tributes OP?
Josiah Martin
Get a Stadia like the faggot you are.
William Perry
Carter Sullivan
thank god cyber police is here
Wyatt Jackson
>lil twat needs that
not op but yes god damn post it!!!!
Jack Powell
Ryan Hernandez
Nicholas Brown
If she is 12 and you are raising her right, there is a good chance she'll go virgin a good 4-8 years more, depending on your luck, so you don't have to give up just yet. Also depends on her friends and environment obviously.
Matthew Brooks
thank you user!
It's okay and just natural that she will be a full woman in the next years...all I want is.. to prolong this!
Cooper Powell
>having to wait 8 years until she agrees to sex
Patience of a saint if you can last that long.
Ryan Morgan
btw I would be so proud if she lost her virginity with 16+
Mason King
>in germanistan
good luck son
Evan Thomas
>said a
fucking citizen of united McDonalds state of starbucks
yuuuck!
Gavin Martin
Shes already masturbated already op face the facts and get the vibrator
Aiden Jenkins
>Shes already masturbated already
OP here! some days I do the laundry...and I never ever saw any evidence of this..just normal discharge
Luis Williams
OP here
PLUS: it smells like as always (maybe a lil bit spicy)
just like she was 10
Nicholas Reyes
Disgusting.
Dominic Torres
nah I'm just control addicted
nothing more...nothing sex related
Cooper Martinez
why the fuck are you smelling your daughter's undies?
Matthew Wood
not usual
because of the curiosity
out of fear
:(