WWYD to this vegan feminist asexual slut?
WWYD to this vegan feminist asexual slut?
Julian Davis
Adrian Peterson
Don't hesitate to be brutal if you want!
Hudson Bennett
No ideas?
Camden Sanchez
MOAR
Angel Rogers
WWYD to her?
Justin Allen
Take her out to a nice vegan place I know. If she tries to make a move on me tell her I'd like to get to know her better
Ian Hill
Keep going pls.
Oliver Rivera
Text her the next day, try to organize another date. What are her hobbies? We could go bowling, hiking, just hit up a bar, I'm usually down for w/e
Aiden Edwards
I would stop oppressing her with my toxic masculinity
Zachary Mitchell
>Asexual slut
Call a space wizard to remove a paradox from the timeline.
Christopher Howard
I would straight up just ask her if she wanted to fuck, and go from there. Who cares what she eats, or what she believes. That's all her baggage, she can manage it on her own.
Bentley Turner
I'd pet her head for being a good waifu
Nathaniel Smith
shes fucking gorgeous.
id fuck her passionately and slowly, making sure she wraps her legs around my tight as i fill her with all my seed.
Isaiah Evans
She likes books, doesn't go out very often because too much social is difficult for her. She's a teacher, though.
Chase Campbell
We could head to a bookstore and get coffee then. What does she teach?
Gabriel Miller
Nice answer!
Smart! I love this!
Interesting approach... And what if she says no?
So cute!
Julian Thomas
>strike up a conversation
>pretend to be really interested in her causes
>form bond based on "wanting to be a better person"
>slowly buy her small nice things
>get her to move in with me
>start suggesting I make enough money for two of us
>push her to quit her job
>watch as natural order takes place
>turn her into my housewife
>sip bourbon to my success
Aiden Hughes
Yeah! What more do you want do to her?
Landon Martin
Just talk to her. Feminism is a very broad brush. Doesn't tell me much about who she is. Same with slut. Sluts who can remain loyal are fucking amazing. They'll blow you in public and insist that you take nudies of them to keep as screen on your phone. Sluts who can't remain loyal will fuck your best friend and claim you're the father of the kid afterwards.
Connor Russell
Is she says no, then tell her to have a nice day and leave her be. You can't make someone be a part of your life, no matter how bad you want them to be. Even if you are a good looking guy.
Josiah Peterson
She wound surely appreciate that. She teaches French.
Sup Forums is so kind today... Thanks for that guys, you're the persons that make this world better! :)
Aiden Robinson
Honestly I started this wanting to cuck you out of whatever violent shit you wanted people to say about her but I'm into this now. Has she ever visited France? What made her want to teach it?
Justin Gomez
She's French and loves litterature. She teached French to immigrates as a volunteer, and this experience confirmed to her this will be her job. Now, she teaches French to young Frenches, but doesn't rule out the possibility to teach to immigrates in the future.
Joshua Powell
Well damn how's her English? Cause I can't speak a lick of French
David Cox
Very good, she speaks it fluently! ;)
Landon White
She sounds fantastic. She taught as a volunteer? Most people just crawl up their own asses and hiss at immigrants, but she went out and did her duty as a teacher and taught skills to people who needed it, for free.
Man, if you have any contact with her, keep that contact. She sounds like a good person.
Carson Sanchez
Well apparently I've got a thing for foreign girls cause she's gonna be the third I've dated.
James Rodriguez
She's a real good person, indeed. :)
Carson Myers
Apparently, indeed... And if the two others are as much nice as her, you're a person of taste! ;)
Grayson Torres
Hopefully after our third date when I lean in to kiss her goodnight she reciprocates. Fucking love her body and can't wait to start exploring it
Asher Wilson
She reciprocates... WWYD next?
Alexander Price
make her eat a cheeseburger while she cleans my house and makes me dinner, then make her give me a blow job
Nathaniel Brooks
Hard for her, you'll have to force her... WWYD next?
Brody Anderson
Wait until the 5th or 6th date to invite her to my place. In the mean time first kiss means we can hold hands and do cute shit like that in public
Brayden Moore
let my black friend breed her
Carter Kelly
She appreciates all your attentions, for sure, and comes to your place with a smile!
Camden Allen
I make sure I've stocked up on whatever she likes to drink. Is this what she's wearing? If so I say she looks cute as hell
Austin Bell
Wash her hair
Cooper Flores
The contrast between her so white skin and your black friend as he breeds her have something really hot that is difficult to miss...
Mason Lee
Doesn't asexual mean you don't like sex?
Caleb Long
I think it is more you like both sexes.
Julian Torres
That would be bi-sexual. Asexual is not identifying as either sex.
Jose Green
It means you have a low libido.
Brayden Fisher
It's like transgender.
Joseph Lee
Maybe lynch her I guess
Hudson Ross
This is confusing. If she is asexual does that mean she likes or dislikes sex?
Levi James
So now she's lynchsexual?
Camden Ramirez
It is, but after a moment, she asks you if she can make her more comfortable by wearing something like on this...
Adrian Thomas
LGBGTIFG or something. Fuck knows why vegan.
Camden Murphy
So asexual is ..?
Elijah Fisher
Someone needs to find a definition on this.
Ryan Thomas
While she's doing that I pour her a glass and start up a movie or something. Wrap my arm around her on the couch and make sure she's comfortable before moving on
Aiden Turner
Feminism translates as 'man hater', so we've got that covered.
Michael Miller
>feminists triggered.
Leo Williams
>Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity. It may be considered a sexual orientation or the lack thereof. It may also be categorized more widely to include a broad spectrum of asexual sub-identities.
From Asexuality article (Wikpedia)
Andrew Garcia
>Don't stick your dick in crazy
Avoid.
Asher Reyes
And how many feminists would you expect to find in a WWYD thread to be triggered?
Samuel Thomas
Cool. Thanks user. Now this thread makes even less sense.
Jace Nelson
Agee. This combination has cray cray written all over it.
Julian Lee
That sounds terrible. Imagine not being attracted to anyone. You'd have to leave Sup Forums.
Christian Gomez
id huff her sweet succulent asshole until i fuckin passed
Bentley Garcia
A thread that would make sense, does that exist on b?
Nathaniel Perez
Attracted to traps / lolli / sissy.
Aaron Perez
Kek
Jason Roberts
Everything Sup Forums proudly stands for.
Mason Anderson
I would get her pregnant and see if she makes her insides a slaughter house.
Jason Carter
>asexual slut
how does that work?
avoid. i'd rather date a jehova's witness
Jace Lee
You need to go back on your meds Barry. I think you may be loosing it.
Xavier Collins
Good point. Complete contradiction.
Isaac Peterson
She feels very comfortable and let her shoulder go out of her vest. So your hand can directly touch her skin...
Michael Jackson
You can for example have weak sexual attraction, but expose your nudity without shame...
Adrian Cook
I dated a Jo Ho once. Just like a normal chick, except we didn't celebrate Christmas.
Isaiah Green
Doesn't make sense. 'Expose your nudity without shame' to who? You're not attracted to anyone.
Colton Morales
to the world thanks to internet
David Gutierrez
Let me guess, went to Chinse restaurant for lunch like Jews?
Zachary Hernandez
Yay the interwebs !!
Daniel Murphy
About halfway through the movie I start getting frisky. Pull her in for a kiss, then move my hands through her hair and up her thigh
Xavier Garcia
No, just didn't celebrate. Just a normal day. No presents etc.
Nathaniel Morales
Are Jo Ho's those annoying cunts who door knock on Sundays?