Give me your life story in 15 lines or less. Greentext only

Give me your life story in 15 lines or less. Greentext only.

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>be me
>efficient

>Absolute loser starting in middle school, probably have ADHD or mild autism or something but never even go to a Dr
>Never fit in, but because my sisters and friends all do I feel like it's completely my fault and I'm all alone
>Jr year of high school get servere depression, grades slump
>Transfer from a school with 4k students to one with 140
>Discover Sup Forums at this same time, and have been stuck here ever since
>I realize life is okay, get REAL friends, do better
>Go to community college and transfer to the university I dreamed of going to my whole life
>Get more friends, realize I'm in love with a friend and she loves me too
>We move in together, I get my Master's and make pocket change while she makes money for rent
>I eventually get a sort-of real job (making 1/5th what she makes but still)
>We get married, buy a house
>Despite all the good I constantly feel like I'm not good enough for her and I'm a failure for not getting a 'real job' sooner or even now

>be 32
>good childhood, good grades
>15, discover weed and beer
>fuck my exams
>Sup Forums
>fuck everything, my life my choices attitude
>coke
>more coke
>22 have an epiphany
>move country
>work hard
>met woman, have kid
>at university part time
>looking ok

I could write a book about 15-22. I went fucking mad

>born on Halloween
>average
>move to Europe for a couple month for dads job in 4th grade
>get interested in history
>come home and be average loser with BS friends
>become funnier and less wierd in hs leading people to like me more
>freshman in college studying Cell and Molec. Bio.
>Hate myself
>Grain Alcohol

>Born in LA, 03/17/1977 2:30 am
> I died from meningitis on, 03/31/1977 11:58 pm
>Reborn, 03/31/1977 11:59 pm
>Have a real rough upbringing, abusive father
>Have some childhood trauma I don't even know about
>Become an addict of everything, drugs, alcohol, sex, you name it
>Dad dies a week after my 26th bday
>FF 15 years
>Turn 40 years old
>Go through a midlife breakdown high on shrooms
>My twin flame has found me
>We can't reunite until I kick dope and get into shape
>We are musicians who are going to save the world
>The beginning is near

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>dad left
>mom sucks sky daddy's holy cock
>grow up sucking his dick too
>dad comes back
>old enough to realize God is like Santa Clause and the Easter bunny
>get the full public education experience
>dad leaves again for good
>partyhard.mp3
>girls gib de pusi
>get gf and breakup 3 years later
>buy a car
>dont go to college and work like a nigger for years
>buy a house
>mom is with sky daddy
>I'm alone

Can I have more than 15 lines?

Sounds like you have a true neurological disease, lad. You should get a pet scan

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>be me 37
>divorced have 3 kids living in another state
>lived best years of my life while married to first wife
>drive on highway ,daydream about oncoming traffic swerving into me ending my sad existence
>wont hero
>everyday wake up and wonder what shit life will present
>never disappointed

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>conceived to replace dead older brother, given the same weird name
>random developmental issues, clumsy, late starts and then I suddenly catch up
>too small for my age
>father runs a film development franchise
>you can print money with a naked little kid
>parents move me over a dozen times before third grade
>turn into a disassociated kid in his own head because making friends just means losing them
>hit puberty very late
>sexually assaulted by older girl because I was still tiny
>dick bled in my underwear for three days due to the damage
>come down with a weird metabolic disorder right after puberty
>hello pain and reduced lifespan
>ongoing disorder fucks up my face
>take care of my previously-institutionalized mother
>once she dies, that's it, I'm out.

>15 lines

wtf

>123acb
>45,a-b}hive
>six,dicks
>seven was eleven
>ate number eight
>whined number nine
Ten lines

Now that I have good insurance I probably will do something like that.
I definitely don't let it interfere with my life at all, I'm just usually really happy and so when those thoughts creep in it is a real stark contrast.

>i lied

>be me

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>be me
>get friends through soccer/hockey
>get fat
>decent grades in middleschool
>get fatter
>get socially retarded
>get depressed
>lose friends
>bullied and barely passing grades in highschool
>failing uni
>post this
guess ill kms

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>be me
>regret the honesty of the previous line

>born
>trans
>repress
>sad
>angry
>work
>work
>work
>work


I'll put a prediction for the future too

>death hopefully

Grew up dirt poor
Worked for my education
worked more
got the smarts
making lots of money

What do you do? im trying to break the poverty cycle in my family

I'm not him but I became a tradesman and make much more than anyone I know my age. Only person in my family so far to be able to support myself right out of highschool and only spent half a semester at college.

Go to trade school, get a job you don't hate completely and stick with it. Welding and locksmithing pay well, are always in demand, and are exciting enough to make it not hell.

I respect trades way more than "traditional" jobs but I really wanna start an ecommerce business or someting, im a junior in HS
I have engineering as a backup though i guess

Pursue engineering. Even if you don't make it through a college degree for it that will help you soooooooooooo much in the work force.
Internet businesses are a bad idea since the market is so flooded. Have it as a passion project or a hobby aside from regular work.

>be me
>unmedicated schizophrenia since can remember
>do great in school, don’t understand anything social
>psychotic episode at 15
>get put on valium and xanax, idk what they are thanks doc
>start abusing meds then other drugs too
>ruin a couple lives by oding at special events (thanksgiving, prom)
>eventually decide to suicide by cop
>threaten college to get myself shot
>goes wrong, call my bluff send me to psych ward not jail
>get put on proper schizo meds, stay in mental hospital 6 months
>get out hospital everyone hates me and thought I was actually going to hurt other people
>decide to go to rehab. Across the country and never come back.
>Live in a halfway house for 11 months with real drug addicts, never had a craving since schizophrenia meds were started
>Nobody back home will even let me know how they are doing, hate self, live because it will hurt others less if I die years after they stopped talking, cringe at everything about self, check Sup Forums at 3 am to get out of my head
>be right now

>nearly kill my mom when i'm born
>do well in elementary school, get put into honors classes well into high school
>about 8-9 yrs old, become depressed, consider suicide, get put into therapy
>dad dies suddenly when i'm 14 while we're on vacation and i watched it happen
>totally fucks me up for the next 2 years, considered suicide almost every day, didn't because i would feel too guilty about leaving my mom
>barely graduate high school
>start uni
>start learning to cook, losing weight, improving myself
>finally got the guts to confess to childhood oneitis, rejected but glad i did it anyway
>still have massive inferiority complex and believe deep down i'm a waste of space that actively makes other people's lives worse just by existing
>???
i don't really know what i'm doing anymore, but i guess i'm along for the ride

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Go into big boy engineering if you can. Oil refineries or government jobs is really good money.
>I really wanna start an ecommerce business or someting
You want to, but good fucking luck. Be sure you don't go into debt, because that's for kids with rich parents who can cosign everything. If you're in your own, fucked up credit gets you for life.

>born bastard
>mom is master manipulator and gaslights constantly
>has bad daddy issues always needs a man in her life and relies on everyone else except herself for support
>ff to 13
>diagnosed with adhd and dyspraxia
>have extreme rage fits because i cant do anything about my mothers manipulation
>dad comes back into the picture really wants to help and make up for lost time
>hes not on the birth certificate has no rights
>manipulates me further by making it seem like anytime i do something she didn't like would kick me out to live with him
>proceeds to threaten him with police if i dont come back.
>26 now lived with my dad since 19
>were more roomates than anything
>have wife and kid
>got good job
>lost it
And thats where im at i hate that bitch with every fiber of my being

get a real job

You are not who you were.
Cut ties with your old life and just straight up start a new one somewhere else. Shit, movie countries if you need to.

What would u cosign inn an ecommerce biz?

Nah.
Any entry level job in any other field would pay less for more work than what I'm doing now.

Hell if I know, but starting any business takes capital.

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>Be me
>Mom kills self at 14
>Drop out of high school
>Get job as food maker
>Get job killing animals
>Get job back making food
>End

got any music I can listen to?

good luck and god speed user

>born in poland
>raised by my mom and grandma because my dad was an alcoholic
>moved to germany when i was 4 or 5
>went to elementary school in germany full of dickshits,my friend and i got bullied because we didnt act like turks and arabs
>after elementary school everything just became worse and worse
>now im some wannabe punk

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>cruise through school, getting Bs and As easily with 70% effort studying 2 weeks before every paper at most
>Not just told I'm smart by parents, but friends as well, my entire life
>Awkward nerd. But because I did well in school, never had much reason to try to be sociabke. Also used porn, binge eating and video games to escape from putting in hard work to be a better person
>Aware of this since I was a teenager, yet still a lazy dumb retard at 27. Did well in school not because I was smart, but only because I was too day studying, nothing else.
>Lost my virginity to a whore, never had unpaid sex
>Pretty much wishing for death everyday. Would have killed myself long ago if not for my family