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/waifu/

Claim your waifu before your school bully does

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why

Because you love her and if you don't claim her she'll never know how you feel

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i can't keep up with these sociopath-tier tendencies of yours anymore
it is not "gud" and by (("gud")) you must know and if you know you know but if don't know you know you know is fine too, you know.
whatever, not worth the pic.
i shall turn around and finish what i was writing.do whatever,you are whatever.

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Aegis claimed. I'm tired.

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whoa nice sword

please don't call me that
also who is your waifu?

nice haircut

Hi Aegis what are you tired of?

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Not sleeping.
You.
Multiple things, really.

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ummm nothing much... just waiting for football to start and akame to come home

did you sleep at all yet? :(

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I only exist in night threads if I go to bed on time.

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aw she looks so sweet

eh... are the night threads any good? don't you feel a bit lonely?

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They're no different than normal. No, I don't feel lonely, there's plenty of people I enjoy talking to.

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At least it sounds comfy for you~
I like early morning threads because there is not a lot people around..

when do you sleep..?

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Normally, I'd be asleep already, but here I am, bored.

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E!!!

cute pic
i'm sorry you can't sleep :(
but um... why do you sleep during the day?

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7

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Because I do. For all you know, it isn't day where I am.

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Is that Cam Newton?

You spell American though...
So I assume you're in full daylight right now...
What are your plans for the rest of the day?

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How do I spell American?
I don't have any plans.

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I don't know how to explain it...

are you planning to have a relaxing and comfy day?

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It does tend to be hard to explain things you make up.
No plans so far.

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its not something i make up... it's more like an intuition

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Yeah, yeah, I'm some old poster you know, that's nice. How's that psychosis treating you?

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you are so mean...
does it make you feel good to belittle me?

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Yep, I totally get off on it.

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you should try to fix that side of yourself

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got yourself a piece of your own medicine right there, tfu.

Can't exactly fix something that doesn't exist, you know. I'm surprised your "intuition" didn't tell you I was typing sarcastically.

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I never disrespect anyone even if they deserve it

You've been here for years though...
And you haven't changed... you're still mean to me for no reason

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I know my sense of time is terrible, but I can't imagine I've been here more than five months.
I have my reasons for everything I do.

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You were here before me... Under different avatars/waifus

bbl

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Sure haven't.

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What anime is she from?

better than soryu

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Prove it

It stopped raining finally.

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>It stopped raining

Sky water is great though.

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It is, but I don't like it when it goes on for too long.
The hills are starting to turn green.
Isn't water bad for robutts?

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Aren't the hills supposed to be green?
It's bad for bare electronics, but there are seals and insulation for a reason.

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this is my waifu,there are many like it but this one is mine

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I suppose, prior to the rain, the hills were covered with dead grass which gave it a yellowish-brown colour.
Nice

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So now it has wet dead grass.

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For a while yes, but now regular grass is beginning to grow. Do you want me to take a picture? You cynical machine.

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I don't really need to see it, to be honest. All grass looks the same.

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It's him.

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It's a nice change. Anyway, what are you up to?

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eyepatch cool hat less depressed association with cats legal and can grow fangs

I'm just kind of doing nothing right now. I was looking into computer parts, but it's still a lot of money to spend to get everything.

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My waifu drops her cute ass on cocks that aren't mine

You ever thought about buying a built PC?
Aki dubs

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I have. With holiday sales, it may end up as a slightly cheaper option, but I don't really know how well they'd perform.

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Hi AKI!

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I haven't been looking as much, but might as well start now.

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I've been meaning to get one, I guess it may as well be for Christmas. Hooray for capitalism!

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waifu dead

Silly user your waifu can't die

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I just found out I can pass my class with a 33% on my final tomoro so I'll give my old tests a good review before bed, but I think I'll be just fine. Turns out I had close to a 2.5
So I'll be fine

Also I went to a gay nightclub Friday night and probably had the best night of my life

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Bitches and whores.

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Hi Astlolfo
Do you have any aspirations for the next few years?

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Get it as a gift to yourself.
Capitalism ho!
youtube.com/watch?v=GJeQuWF9Nc4

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Underagefag

Checked

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Faggot.

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I'm 23 Hon

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Yeah. What about it?

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I choose this hawt THOT.

After my coronation, my first act as King of England is to invade Japan, and capture all other waifus for ransom.

I'll keep the best for my personal harem.

Money gained from ransoms will be used to stabalize the economy.

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youtu.be/DhiyKZsAW44
I may as well, I suppose. I do get all sorts of holiday pay to cover a computer and Ramen.

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Oh you're so cute Aki.

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what if I want my school bully to fuck my waifu

To not be as gay as you.
But seriously, not sure. Get a job and save up, I usually don't think that far ahead.
Can't go wrong with ramen.

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then you're a cuck and should be executed via firing squad

youtu.be/UPPrz0mVEhU

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Thank you!

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but what if my bully is ubermensch aryan and my waifu is too

Yoink. Time to get in the robot

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Tell your school bullies what waifu you have. It will freak them out

then become her sub pet instead of letting a uberchad cuck you

Actually, instant ramen does make me a bit sick. I need to marry a good cook or something.

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What is this "gay" thing you speak so much about?

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I'm going to learn German and move to Switzerland.
Also will get my Biochem bachelors, and mabey get a masters degree in Genetics.
I hope my research will advance medical technology, and expand human capabilities.
Other than that I want to be a dad before the age of 30, and I want to see the world before western civilization falls apart.

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>not learning Sugondese to move to Sugon

lmao

>To not be as gay as you.
what is the gayest thing you have ever done?

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Area I'm looking at mostly speaks a dialect of German

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Who let Blood make a new thread

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No you've got good taste. I want the school bully chad to force his bulge right into my waifu's face and have her just say "sorry" as she sucks him off right in front of me

I needed this, thank you.
Just build a robot that makes you food.
Shame about that warning.
I wouldn't know, I'm uncorrupted, unlike Seras.
Switzerland seems nice. You have no hope huh?
Defeatism has taken hold of you.

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Why are you such a nazi