Be American

>Be American
>Get shot

>Be Canadian
>Receive free healthcare

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Im pretty sure that gun is legal in Canada. Most guns are believe it or not.

>"""""""""Free""""""""" Healthcare

How can leafs ever hope to recover from this?

Proxy retard fag.

I own multiple Ar15s

>be American
>get your dick touched by a doctor when your born then sliced up

>be Canadian
>bang the American nurse who moved here with your 10 inch uncut cock

>>be American
>>get your dick touched by a doctor when your born then sliced up
>>be Canadian
>>bang the American nurse who moved here with your 10 inch uncut cock

Ew, you mean Canadians leave that thing to grow cheese on their dick?

The French do, the Anglos know what a shower is

>Anglos

soon to be a mix of "first nations", chinese, and arabs

>free
>50% income tax
>15% product tax
>despite that, garbage healthcare quality, more likely to die trying to get a cold treated than to get a prescription for cold medicine
>6 hours wait times at the emergencies
>3 years average wait time before surgery
>incorrect diagnoses 80% of the time
>incorrect dosage or outright incorrect prognosis 50% of the time

Chinese are 4% of our population (including mixed race), Arabs are 1% of our population (including mixed race)
Oh shit we're being taken over!
>meanwhile America is 60% white including north Africans and Arabs
Hmmm.. Makes you think

>6 hour wait
Where the hell do you live? I hear this meme all the time but never had I ever known anyone who had this. This is how an emergency room visit typically goes
>ambulance drops you off
>get treatment right away
AHHHHH THE AMBULANCE RIDE TOOK A FEW MINUTES REEEEEEEE HEALTHCARE SUCKS!!!!!!!! REEEEEEE

You're very lucky that you have never had to deal with the healthcare system in Canada. It's too bad you still get to pay extortionist levels of taxes, but at least you didn't get to be fucked up the ass on top of that.

>kinder eggs
>illegal
it's like it's still 2007 on here, you know we brought 'em back a few years ago here, right?
They were only ever illegal because companies were afraid of jew lawyers milking them for cash after some little retards tried to eat the toy.
The workaround is to have a bit of the plastic showing under the chocolate, that way no Augustus Gloop motherfucker tries to swallow one whole.

The longest I ever waited was an hour at the walk in clinic, I never had to go to a Hospital but everyone else in my family did and they had no complaints. My grandma needed surgery on her knee and she got it in a week.

>AR15
>Illegal in Canada
pic one and only one you dirty quebexican

>free
Dankly memed, my friend.

Yeah I live in torontostan and my aunt got a fucking kidney operation in about 9 days. I don't know where this fucking long wait meme comes from and we are fucking Mexican so no white privilege here

Seriously... we have free healthcare over here... the government even pays for your chemotherapy and full treatment if you get cancer... and even my small town has full, free dental coverage.

It is pretty amazing that the Americans claim they can't afford it.

I had to wait 8 months for an MRI.

> tfw id rather get shot than be shitposting leaf

>be canadian
>eat kinder egg
>get hooked on meth

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Checkmate

Because our chemotherapy is actually drugs and not just injecting petrol into vaguely the site of the tumor

Yeah, you can even buy handguns if you get your RPAL. I have an M1911 myself.

America has a significantly larger population, a massive military, huge numbers of illegals, and rampant corruption.

62% white which is still more than your population. Same with europe. Its 77% with the *non-hispanic whites*

I have never heard of people getting refused healthcare to the point of death in USA (outside of the VA) but have for Canacuks. Enjoy the wilted carrot on the tip yo dick

>$4 each

wow those things are fucking expensive, I could get a meal at taco bell for that price

Where the hell do you live?

Never happens here either, yeah our healthcare isn't perfect and the taxes are kind of expensive for what we get but you're never going to drop dead because you had to wait so long. Everyone I know who needed surgery got it in max a couple of weeks after seeing a doctor.

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They're like a dollar here

Nice meme

They are already paying for the healthcare of the illegals. To this map where you can see the government is already spending a lot, you have to add the private expenditure which is about twice that.

Seems like a huge scam if you ask me.

And here is total expenditure per capita
(Private + Govt)

>"Europe is peaceful because of gun la--"

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>civilians are never massacred where guns are ban--"

Alcohol is dangerous though, the drinking age should be raised to 25

That's a big alcohol

For USA

This triggers the /s4s/ users.

canadians are so fucking up themselves, constant humble brags, constantly jerking each other off and rubbing eachothers constantly erect nipples because its cold as fuck, fuck you canada. nobody actually likes u canada, kill urself ,

>TFW that gun is non-compliant with my state

Regardless, guns are sold exclusively to adults in this country. A candy product isn't sold exclusively to adults, and food that has a non-edible item within it is an obvious choking hazard.

4U

Only about 4 months on average for me, but that's also how long it takes to get an appointment with a physiatrist, including for a follow-up appointment and after having done required tests.

This babying is ridiculous, children aren't that stupid they would actually choke on it. Kids these days can't have fun because we're so scared for them all we can do is sit them down in front of the xbox and play some call of duty and grand theft auto.

That pic has been proven to be intentionally edited many times. When you see the whole thing you realize that soldier isn't even in line with that woman and is aiming his rifle to something out to the right

For you

AR-15's are legal in Canada.

Same process as buying a target pistol.

Bruce mate, you're drunk
But that was still pretty good

so much danger in one picture

> Free healthcare

you sir are a fucking idiot. Nothing is free. That healthcare is PAID for by taxes. Everyone pays. And not everything is free either. You have this fucking assumption that it's ALL free in Canada. It's not. I know, I spent the first 30 years of my life in Canada. Stop being ignorant.

Good, stay out of my country bitch all traitors who are disloyal to our commonwealth need to have their citizenship revoked

sweden slams it home

lol. mother Canadian, father american. I get both bitch! I just happen to want to live in the better half. U mad bro?

>Free Healthcare
>Free

Good joke.

>10 rnd capacity

cmon

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>cutlet, Republic, with a nigger Muslim president
>better
Yeah okay

12/69

I thought LEAF gun laws were more relaxed than most US states' laws.

Is this false?

Be Canadian. Drown in faggot semen and Muslim cum.

yeah but you have to tell the RCMP when you take it out of your house and you're only allowed to go to the range with it. What's the fucking point in a hand gun if I can't use it for self defense wherever I may be?

>get free healthcare
>get free money at end of every month
>get free protection and full rights
>Get to act spoiled and ungrateful without consequence
Aint canada grand?
thanks anglocucks..

one of the chemicals used in kinder chocolate has been linked to increased risk of cancer.

so i guess murrica got it right after all. that being said, it tastes so fucking good.

>ar
>lagavulin

doing God's work, son.

What do you need to defend yourself against in Canada?

Canada btfo forever.

Yeah our self defense laws are retarded, I'll give you that. That said I don't think you'd be charged if you killed a home invader with your firearm. (Just make sure you kill them and plant a knife in their hand or something).

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Ar-15 isn't illegal you dumb leaf

Those gun are ok in Canada with the right license. Kinder eggs are also available in the US. I also hear your public healthcare is so ridiculous, people die waiting to get a hospital bed.

Some of our urgent cares do MRI's same day.

lol >what do you neeeeed a gun for goy?

Oh things must be different in UK then ?

Ok what about natives that try rob me in the street (Winnipeg)?

Who the fuck needs a kinder egg anyway?

>food that has a non-edible item within it is an obvious choking hazard.

are americans unable to tell that the big yellow plastic ovoid isn't edible?

I have actually always wondered this: How does American health"""care""" work?
If you are rushed to hospital with a life threatening condition, and the doctors have to operate or do something to save your life, do you have to pay for that? What if it wasn't life threatening, but something that could severely handicap you, impact your quality of life? Do you still have to pay for treatment in that case?

What if you don't have the money? Are you thrown out of the hospital, and left to die?

>free

that's literally not how it works

>license to own restricted firearm
>license to transport restricted firearm
>catch: you can't stop at a store or anything via transportation; only to a hospital or gas station for an emergency

that being said, the idea we can't use it for self-defence is retarded but unfortunately that is our legal code. that's not to say if someone armed tried to kill me or my wife that I wouldn't use appropriate force, and you'd probably be hit with "discharging a firearm within city limits" AT WORST

our self defence laws allow you to respond in kind, so if someone is simply trying to fight you, you can't end their life, EVEN THOUGH it only takes one punch to kill someone

>I live in the safety of the GTA and have never had to fear for my life while inawood
;)

>be america
>60% white

>be canadian
>90% white

School us. Pistol mag? Don't need to keep it at a range? What is the make/manufacture?

This
But i know for a fact
>"What if you don't have the money? Are you thrown out of the hospital, and left to die?"
No, you're treated then with crippling debt and no money to receive more treatment.

Zero rape in Pakistan because goats can't talk.

looks like two 10 round LAR pistol mags stuck together.

You don't need to keep it at a range, holy fuck that would be retarded where do you even get that idea.

>Be Canadian
>Have a fag for president
>Be a fag yourself

Thank you based Slovenia, we can and will bomb the Serbs again for your service

>Be American
>Have black for president
>Be black yourself

kill someone in self defense with your restricted firearm and try get anything less than manslaughter.

have fun being in remand for 5 years at the minimum lol

Don't worry, you're next.

I think there should be complete unrestricted access to all guns, but I'm just saying is it that bad? Oh wow this raccoon is digging in my trash I need a gun wow

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that's why you use a non restricted for home defence

something like an sks so that nothing of value is lost when they confiscate it.