I ate my own feces yesterday, and I actually really enjoyed it.
Now whilst I was out on a walk I vomited just out of nowhere.
Now I have the strong urge to eat my own vomit.
I'll let you decide what I do right now Sup Forums.
Also if anybody on here has eaten their own vomit before, it would be greatly appreciated if you could share and rate your experience.
I ate my own feces yesterday, and I actually really enjoyed it
Juan Miller
Kevin Wright
oi twat im tryna work here
Lucas Hall
Please GOD tell me you’re joking and that this is bait.
Parker Flores
Who left the computer on around their dog?
Samuel Adams
No it is not.
For the longest time I have thought about consuming my own bodily fluids.
I only now have started to actually do so. And so far I am enjoying it.
I'm experimenting right now. So far I have tried my own semen, sweat, urine and feces.
Kayden Robinson
dont forget eye juice
Jace Price
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Zachary Green
this sounds like a mental disorder of some kind, consider therapy.
Adam Lee
you’re fucked bud
Josiah Hughes
hey op i think i have a similar experience,i like collecting bodily fluids in a plastic bag (cum spit blood etc) but i dont consume it and sometimes it smells bad and i change the bag
Cameron Scott
You know what. I might start doing the same thing.
Thanks for the new idea user!
Parker Kelly
you did what brother?
Cooper Sullivan
I've involuntarily swallowed a mouthful of vomit, to sum it up, to talking to qt hammered as fuck but still drinking, she goes to light a cigarette with a friend and miraculously at that moment thank God, before would've been way worse, I throw up in my empty cup, enough to almost fill it, see her coming back, oh shit oh shit oh shit, well down the hatch it goes. She didn't notice and I served myself a new drink to get the taste out of my mouth.
Owen Anderson
I vomited out some more.
Tyler Clark
Potential serial killer detected.
Michael Barnes
my pleasure op also you might want to put the plastic bag in a plastic case or something to hold the plastic bag,you dont want to spill that :p
Luke Price
Noted.
Elijah Watson
ironic,i hear similar stuff often
Christian Lee
it should look like this
Elijah Bailey
Interesting.
Would you recommend storing these bags in a fridge of some sort?
Carson Morris
Can I.... Can I... Eat it ?
Kayden Russell
How the fuck do you collect blood ?
Brandon Cruz
depends,if you keep them in your room theyll change color and will have an unpleasant smell if you dont want that cover it with something
Jeremiah Phillips
Dear God you fucking degenerate just kill yourself
Caleb Martin
you may drink it.
when blood is dripping you put the plasticbag under it and itll drip inside
Jacob Diaz
Thanks for the advice.
Nathan Hall
That is not ironic. It's cause for concern.
Easton Campbell
I assume this is just bait but if real you have a vitamin b12 and or k2 deficiency. I'm serious look it up faggot.
Christian Gutierrez
you're welcomed
Oliver Bennett
When/why are you bleeding that profusely?
Angel Morgan
im never bleeding or hurting myself
Levi Peterson
Are we seriously ignoring the dude who's asking to eat his puke but rather discussing how to collect blood?
Benjamin Rodriguez
no,it's not.
Luke Jones
im sure that person is bussy now
Andrew Mitchell
It's a bigger mistery, if our dear fluid farmer isn't a woman, then who was blood ?
Robert Howard
just a person that collects fluids
Thomas Bell
dude totally do it right now
Henry Torres
As I was about to bend down and eat my vomit. This little thing hopped along.
While cute, it sure does look tasty enough.
With my vomit and the frog, this will be a two-course meal.
Matthew Turner
Where is it exiting your body ?
Oliver Thompson
Frog looks like it's made out of vomit tbh
Alexander Nelson
if you become increasingly hungry then you've most likely gotten a tapeworm from eating your own feces.
Logan Garcia
Boi u betta be trolling
Levi Gonzalez
op im glad you're going to eat your own vomit and a frog,wish i was there to take your body,dont like it when good things go to waste,i love you,godspeed
Jayden Johnson
Eat it and send pic
Benjamin Foster
Eat it! Eat it!
Owen Reed
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Ethan Long
op is kill :o
Wyatt Long
Frog killed OP
Aiden James
Are you a dog OP?
Nathaniel Taylor
OK so. I ate my own vomit, it was quite nice to be honest. I licked the pavement clean.
For the frog, I stored it in my zip pocket for after I had eaten my vomit.
I expected eating the frog to be quite messy and bloody. But it didn't make quite the mess I had expected. I finished the frog in around 5 big bites.
After I finished with both my vomit and the frog I headed home.
As I'm still quite peckish I've decided to make myself up some "normal" food.
Carter Howard
Should’ve taken pic of half eaten froggie
Owen Sanchez
Lay a log on the right piece and then eat it
Kevin Barnes
Do you think eating your own vomit will be a good weight loss strategy? If that’s all you eat your net calorie intake should be negative.
Colton Carter
no outdoors dinner pic?ouch
Christian Young
Why do you got a black light as your source?
Gabriel King
Just post a video of yourself re-eating your shit
Jacob Phillips
That's gold
Aiden Baker
Light snack before I lay in bed.
Jose Lopez
What in the ever loving fuck is wrong with this world?
Jackson Anderson
goodnight op i hope you dont die from whatever you consumed,hope to see you tomorrow ^^
Nolan Bennett
Nice.
Samuel Cruz
please send the frog to space instead
Nicholas Adams
jesus dont encourage him
Charles Lee
Fuckin hell OP you need actual serious help from professionals.
Luke Murphy
Classic case of Coprophagia / Pica
Sebastian Hall
oi this board is nsfw