walk in
see this
what do?
Walk in
Jayden Hughes
Matthew Johnson
Succ and fucc
Nolan James
Keked
Andrew Diaz
kick with steel toes.
Jaxon Ramirez
Deepthroat
Evan Perez
Blow dick,lick asshole, sit on
Ethan Wright
Where are my bolt cutters.
Ayden Roberts
drive away from the mazda miata meetup
Thomas Hernandez
do a 360 and walk away.
Zachary Morgan
> live in California
> all-gender bathrooms
> guess I am overdue for a raping
> bullshit like this is my life now
Noah Hernandez
bop it
Tyler Butler
Walk in do a 360 and walk the fuck back out.
Christopher Morgan
Fill a fleshlight halfway with ghost pepper salsa, and then go to town on that guy for pulling a stunt like that. And this is why I always carry salsa with me where ever I go.
Carson Butler
kill it
Asher Fisher
Do you intentionally try to be srupid or nah?
Asher Harris
newfags
Thomas Morales
Leave and tell an employee/receptionist/whoever that there's a man doing autistic sex stuff in their bathroom and that they might want to call the cops.
Bentley Russell
lurk moar newfaggot
Hudson Davis
get shot
Andrew Turner
/thread
Austin Edwards
"Thank you, sir, but this is an Apple store."
Elijah Anderson
Act like I didn't
Quickly head to a stall to pee because I'm an alcoholic and need to pee often
Julian Hughes
have a seat?
Michael Jackson
Quads and I film myself doing this tomorrow in a public bathroom
Tyler Gonzalez
no u
Samuel Evans
Try again
Lucas Mitchell
>Grab dick
>Pull guy out of stall via dick
>Begin to swing said guy by said dick
>Walk out into main part of store still swinging
>Strike folk with my man flail
>Proclaim self as the King of Walla Walla
Hunter Anderson
You're supposed to roll replying to it
Jacob Evans
Get in next stall and do the same thing.
Gabriel Barnes
Juan Morales
Leave the Apple store.
Jack Bailey
>walk into bathroom
>see this
>realize all my years on/b/ have prepared me for this
>pull ziptie and paracord from my pocket
>loop paracord around ziptie and quickly fasten it around his balls and shaft
>yank hard on the paracord so it tightens firmly around his genitals
>watch him thrash about in pain as i tie the ends onto a nearby set of pipes
>every jerk and thrash continies to tighten more, cutting off the bloodflow
>i run out, and ignore the screams for help
>later hear in the news about the man getting found and rushed to the hospital
>the ziptie gave him a crude penectomy, surgeons unable to save his genitals
>know im never going to be hunted down for revenge
>he doesnt have the balls to do it
Camden Russell
based
Josiah Rogers
Is it Christmas break already?
Elijah King
If this a regular occurrence for you?
Carter Mitchell
pull it
Jonathan Hughes
although it is in fact a newfag, it is a newfag meme all the "summer is here" comments, even in the moot age it was proved there isn't a correlation with this time of year and the newfrens
Jacob Harris
twist it
Isaiah Richardson
what's the source of this fucking picture
Samuel Barnes
same
Kayden Sullivan
>what do
The liberals secret handshake
Aiden Harris
hot
Nathan Nelson
>put firecracker in ass
>light fuse
>watch faggot’s ass explode into hundreds of pieces