Tell me what ails you, child

Tell me what ails you, child.

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I like penises now. Not gay though. I'm still hetero, want a wife and kids. But yeah, I'd rub my peepee against another man's peepee.

I’m a pedophile

I fear that I lack the perseverance to see the goals that I have been working towards through.

she’s never coming back

Tell us what ails YOU, user? Why should we be so selfish?

i poo little poo many time not big poo.
worry that my poo is stupid or that i have poo death.
what to do about the poo?

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What I hate is when I poop sometimes it gets messy. It'll be a "soft poop".
I'll wipe, but no matter how many times I do, there's still poop on the paper.
I'll go through like half a roll and my ass becomes raw. It never ends. I eventually quit trying and walk around with an itchy buthole all day.

Every time I poop now I have anxiety and my mom is getting mad that I use too much paper. She thinks I'm wasting it to be rebellious. However, I don't have the confidence to tell her about my poops, so she just thinks I'm a little shit.

Brother its a real fear. You throw three handfuls of toilet paper in the can and flush, you're talking about genuine risk of the lines clogging, or worse your sewage line clogging and backfilling if any little roots get in there and the toilet paper wads up.
I fantasize that the solution must be a bidet. That or not being such a fat fuck and eating more fiber in my diet. But i have a shit tonne of fiber in my diet, maybe its just that i'm fat.
But i'm married and i have kids and a house, i have noone to impress anymore, why bother losing weight other than to live longer which, is a really good reason i guess.

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You should get wet wipes, or try to push it all out before wiping.

A life time of depression. Seems to have hit a new level.
Recently though, I'm always hungry. Eat a proper meal, hungry. Chow down on filling junk, hungry. Eat way too much, hungry.
The most annoying part is when I'm trying to sleep, and hungry.

In recognizing this as an error, and with sincere repentance, you can overcome this my boy. I'd like you to imagine yourself now as the cleanest, tallest, wisest man you can be. A man who rises above such ugliness. It can be you my boy, if you want it to be. When the world threatens to kill you and when they tell you that they hate you and that people like you should be burnt at the stake, just know that God can offer you salvation. Of course, to find salvation, your conversion must be true. Meditate on these things son.

I had surgery six months ago and as a result suffered damage to my lymph nodes. Now my scrotum is swelling and getting bigger and my doctor basically just tells me "my bad".

wait wait as in you're an online paedophile watching child porn on your computer, or you've physically molested small children.
If you think porn = real life and because you've watched child porn, you're irredeemable, you'd be surprised to find you can be weened out of it pretty easy. Its honestly just a desperate detachment between sexuality and visual stimulation.
If you have crossed over to physically touching children (not stealing panties, taht is RIGHT on the line), you cannot be saved. Nothing will ever fix you. killing yourself is prolly best.

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I have a smoll pepe

envious.
If you find someone who's half decent, they'll let you do all sorts of wild shit like anal any time you want.
Get some broad who hit the wall hard and she'll let you do anything

I’m afraid I won’t love my gf forever.
I’m afraid if I leave her it will be my
doom. I’ll be forever alone and won’t
have any lasting relationships with
anyone else ever again. I am still with
her because I fear I will die alone and
not much because I love her. I don’t hate
her and I love her like the sister I never had.

coom

I'm having a hard time asking my former friends to forgive me. What do?

Can i just buy 5 heath potions

i'm having a hard time reconciling how fucked up my future is, and the constellation of personal problems i have isn't helping. i'm working through it though, i know i can deal with it

How the hell am I gonna get some good tinder pics? I need some tiddies in my life but am no good at pics. Any recommendations to stand out?

Its this earth, father. This earth is gay. I have friends and family that love me, however that isnt enough. This earth is gay and needs to be cleansed.
I remain on standby for our Lord and saviour.

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