The Book of Kek

ITT: We transcribe the Kekronomicon.

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An apostle approaches from olden times, twas the first apostle of repetition.

May his wisdom guide us as the wisdom of KEK does.

Only doubles, tripples, etc. should make it into the canon.

Leaf the Scribe already started a Pastebin months ago. The more inspired material the better.

Friendly reminder that get scripts exist, making all repeating digits suspect.

Hmmmmm...

Ah, but they're heretics.

Anyone caught spreading false digits must be purged

Sup Forums moves too fast for get scripts

source: tried cheating in risk

"...But we hath no good boy points to spend upon our feast, leaving us with no crunchy and hearthy chicken meal greased"
KEK felt pity upon the neckbeards and showed them mercy
Each were given 77 tendies of the fattest poultry to feast upon-
Nuggies were given to those who needed them, each presented within caskets of no more than bounties of 33
And doth did KEK shower good things upon the world and the unshaved masses did rejoice and defecate bountifully.

"Only on the foul moon may one see the light.
Quoth the mad Arab: "EPIC KEK user POST SHITE TRIP DUBS the prophecy"

Hmmmmm

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And all who cuck thineself by religion shall henceforth be cast out of our great paradise of enlightenment and be given the title of reddit, if not leftist or cuck.

The Kek that can be articulated is not the true Kek.

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As fortune favours the few, so does Sup Forums.
Memes memed to, by the obscure and the anonymous soar towards the horizon as proud phoenixes, a shower of ash rain and a sign of what will become of those memed upon.

For that which is thought of, can never die.

Behold the power and the pain of the Ninth Gate of the Kekronomicon. Tread carefully as acquisition great power comes with great risk.

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>Fortune Favours the Jew

And KEK said: "Chek em you fucking poofter faggot".
And so they were checked.

>44
Shalom Ibrahim. Hiding among the unwashed masses as a simple dhimmi I see.

I actually want kekism to become a legitimate religion now.

Going to hell but atleast you answered our questions.

>Pay no attention to the man who knows your credit transactions, who owns your house, charges you rent and Jews your wife.

There is no god but Kek and posts with repeating digits are his messages

There will be no other God then kek, dubs in the name of another God are thus false and heretical, and whomever spouts it shall be put to the torch.

Sup Forums is a board of peace.

Kek's will is clear, as clear as chaos can be

when would a keksade be justified

when the holy digits are transcribed, but what we need to do first is find out what exactly are the holy digits

The singles of a single islamist alone are enough cause for us to buy a fleet of drones and play Flight Simulator 2016 in the skies of the middle east.

>The Kekist State is the divine right of all the followers of kek, forged in the blood of europe, the followers of kek have the divine mandate to spread thy true god by force

before this can be done we need to unify the under the one true god
a kekquisition is required to root out the heretics of this board

In a cold and alien universe carried on it's back by the atlas of Probability, where dark stars smother the innocent sky with alien grandure, the burning flame of Kek alone guides us on our path of righteousness. Our path to salvation, if such even even exist. Our path of honour unwavering and unyielding. Our dear /Path of Light/.

Do not dull your blade. Do not shatter your mallet. Times call for timely tools. The lost, designated useful idiots by those that rule them give way to manipulation subtle in it's extreme, creeping in it's way.

Thy enemy's tools will become your own and blades cut both ways. Those kept in line by disinformation are so easily directed unknowingly to achieve more laudable goals by simple misinformation.

Praise kek

Chaos will fill the earth purging the main stream ideals

A loss of morals has taken over the earth in the form of fascist progressivism

Spread the darkness onto the ill will of the left as they are wrong

Bless this day in all that's kek ,heh,nu and amen

Do you mind if I save that image?

The sickening normieality and social media complacency of this day and age are nothing but the night terrors conjured of striding technology muzzled by centuries old thought. A passing spectre of those either unwilling through old age or simple indoctrination to stop drinking poison fermented for hundreds of years, bottled in plastic and adorned with eye-catching labels.

As fire fills our night skies and the desperate cries of those suddenly disenfranchised from our 21st century Matrix call ever closer to home, keep in your heart the simple truth that Chaos is naught but knowledge yet foreign to you.

"For your obedience is known to all, so that I rejoice over you, but I want you to be wise as to what is kekworthy and innocent as to what is evil. The God of kek will soon crush Normies worldview and joys under your feet. The grace of our Lord Kek be with you. From this day and to the day of the final croak."

The Croaking 16:19-20

"Then Kek would have had to suffer many times since the first croaks of the world. But now he has appeared once for all at the end of the ages to do away with sin by the sacrifice of repeating digits."

Repeatus Digitus 9:26 IV

But frogs and toads were not always and in all places reviled as evil. For many cultures, these amphibians were symbols of and connected to divine powers of fertility, regeneration, and rebirth.

In ancient Egypt, the frog appears as a symbol of fertility, water, and renewal. The water goddess Heket often appeared as a woman with the head of a frog.

"At that time Kek, the great prince who protects your people, will arise. There will be a time of distress such as has not happened from the beginning of nations until then. But at that time your people—anons whose name is found written in the book —will be delivered."

The End Croaks 12:1

>whose name is found written in the book

Is this a reference to gets on /pol ? Or unique ID's who stayed true ? I need guidance.

The page will contain a single word. A statement, if you will. Of those vain and of those glorious, their memory will be retained in the same measures as the Pharaoh's favoured dancer in dark aeons past.

This is good shit.

The book of kekmmandments is unwritten.

A living document becomes unwritten by simple digits. Dead and ashen doctrines vane and become limp, faced by something with a beat in it's heart and a rhythm in it's step.

His word is living and as a web catches the spider's prey so does it catch those unbelievers in their deception.

For whosoever speaketh against thine word O sweet Frog speaketh against truth itself and inso justice for the righteous and by thine grace bring them forward to be smote for our action is thine will and thy will be done.

Kekism writes itself, any attempt to domesticate kek by putting memes in his mouth is doomed to failure and aids.

so close... i am sorry sweet Kek. I do praise your name. Let me be your vessel. I will speak only your truths for the world. Give me a 2nd chance

Spoken like Kek himself.

The believers ate pickles daily, and kek saw this and smiled and said this was good.

Ye who begetteth dubs is blessed, but he who cast double dubs is blessed most of all, see in this words of truth.

The only church endorsed by Kek and chosen to write the Kekronomicon

ITT: >Sup Forums tries to write kek bible
>all dubs shit in the face of attempt

sounds like kek has spoken

Nice name though, kekronomicon

>the year is 2027

>the many governments of Europe have fallen into chaos.

>what was once a beautiful continent is now a wasteland where numerous gangs fight for dominance.

>one of these gangs, the largest by far, is feared by all.

>known to the locals as the "K E K army" due to the letters being painted on all of their vehicles

>donning frog masks they ride into towns screaming an ear piercing battle cry.

>they Behead all men in sight and carve numbers into their chests.

>women are captured and raped any spoils are plundered.

>when the raiding concludes, they start a huge bonfire, and dance around it to celebrate their victory.

>GLORY TO CECK they shout as they defecate and urinate on the corpses of the beheaded men.

>after the bonfire dies down they ride away, leaving nothing behind but the smoldering remains of what used to be a peaceful settlement.

No power dost the basement dweller have alone yet through the power of many much can be achieved, blessed are the dubs, croak!

We shall name the end of times, the apocalypse, as the kekkening

NOW

Based brit.

Once , a long time ago in the Dream Time there was a greedy frog called Tiddalick.Tiddalick wanted to be the biggest frog in all the land.

One very hot day Tiddalick was very thirsty so he began to drink and drink and drink until the whole billabong was all dried up. When all the other animals came to the billabong to drink there was no water. They knew it was the greedy frog who drank all the water. They were very angry at him. If the animals wanted to get all the water out of Tiddalick and back into the billabong they would have to make Tiddalick laugh until all the water came out.

The echidna tried to make him laugh by rolling down the hill into the dried up billabong but Tiddalick didn’t laugh. Kookabura was perched high in the gum tree, he pretended to fall out but Tiddalick still didn’t laugh. Wombat started dancing but Tiddalick still didn’t laugh. None of the animals knew what to and they were still very thirsty. When the eel was dancing he tied himself into a big knot, Tiddalick could not stop laughing at the eel. He laughed so much that all the water came out and ran back into the billabong. From that day on Tiddalick was never that greedy and only drank what he needed.

The good life is to come in our life time brother.

Oh holy kek how will we know what is you're glorious word?

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The Great Gigging!

Kekstradamus, Book 3, Ch.22

"By the will of the repeting numbers
We shall know the truth, alongside the liars
If thou can posteth the double digits
Thy prophety will be true, as long as it fits

Srsly tho, I'm starting to feel that this growing kekism between tad/pol/s is just an fbi plot to make us get together in the name of kek and take us all out in a swift timely manner.

Call me heretic but kek shall be praised only when happenings actually happen.

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