Why do people say Belgium is a "non-country"?

Why do people say Belgium is a "non-country"?

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when you look at the flag you don't think "oh thats a country" you think "oh its been awhile since i had reese's pieces"

It doesn't have any national identity other than being "okay we took some clay from netherlands and some clay from france and put them together. New country!"

It nearly collapsed a few years ago, the wealthy, civilized north is sick of paying for the smelly French-speaking communist filth in the south.

LOL
>what is Brabant
>what is Burgund
>what is Burgundian Netherlands

And you can basically say this about almost every modern nation-state...

>czech republic is not real
>it just stole clay from the Holy Roman Empire
>Egypt is not real
>it just stole clay from the Ottoman caliphate

this desu

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It was literally invented by other nations in a treaty as a buffer zone for france and the netherlands so france wouldn't invade.
the isnt actually any people who could be called Belgian historically after the roman empire but 3 different peoples (flemish, waloons and german speakers.)

Groot Nederland wanneer?

It's a bastard child from crumbling empires.

>It doesn't have any national identity other than being
That's rich coming from random sandnigger nation n°23 that formed after the Ottoman Empire fell apart
Never
Better than being the bastard child of crumbling empire + samba niggers

my sides lmao

It's French.

WELL I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU

The rebellion from the Empire was made by rich people that wanted a republic. It's ok, though, one day you'll have a culture of your own.

Dunno.

Even if Belgium has like 12 million inhabitants, more than Sweden or Norway, people keep saying it's a false country.

It's more like a huge terrorist sleeper cell.

>nog meer bourgondische corrupte Limbo's

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire

Sit the fuck down, Ahmed.

You can fuck off too Pierre.

I swear if any dutch, french or german scum thinks he can lay his filthy hands on my kingdom, I will go full mujahideen on their sorry asses.

I'm from the part of Belgium where the germans in WW1 and WW2 said that the people living in the area posed a bigger tactical threath than the french troops stationned nearby

All these terrorists come from the oversized socialist shithole you call France or from your stinky ex-colonies

Liever een corrupte Limbo dan een islamknuffelende Hollander.

Like Kosovo, it is rightful clay of another nation and should not exist.

>I'm from the part of Belgium where the germans in WW1 and WW2 said that the people living in the area posed a bigger tactical threath than the french troops stationned nearby

NEVER! French knights got fucking owned by Flemish peasants with pointy sticks

youtube.com/watch?v=85zC5HsWA2Y

>belgium

This.

Pretty much like Canada with Quebec, actually.

>Belgium is literally a pile of shit

only if you're a revisionist that is

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proud of it familie

youtube.com/watch?v=DZ6rfxoEFI4

Take back your walloons frenchie we don't want them.

> aix la chapelle

I live in this shithole which now belongs to germany


Smelly belgians everywhere...
The belgians which come here are 95% unhealthy muslims that are too retarded to speak english...they only talk in some kind of gibberish mixture of french and arabic

Have been to the supermarket 2 hours ago....95% of the women were hijab wearing or coalburning belgians...it is not even a meme

Your people got civilased by the Spanish and after by the French. Without us you will be a shepard right now

lel

thats right

We're not more french than you are, fucktard

b-but have you t-tasted our beer
and who doesn't like speculoos am I r-right

NOBODY IN EUROPE HAVE EVER HEARD OF YOU

kut wallen en kut "nieuwe walen"
can't you come help liberate Flanders again?
you can even keep walonia as lebensraum if you want

Walloons aren't too bad, they're nice people but the stereotypes are all true.

Belgium still exists? Well damn, the shitskins better work faster. Then again, it makes sense for them to stay on track with Hans and Marcel. Wouldn't want tge lefists to see whats really going on right in front of them.

Just 50 years ago they were so rare you had to go to a human zoo. Now Brussels in its entirety has become a zoo!

That was the "congolese village" exhibit at Expo 58.

Because one half is wallons, who vote for even more retarded socialism than the French.

And the other half is Flemish, who speaks an even uglier language than the Dutch.

You got me there. Trappist ales and speculoos is pretty god tier shit.

>I will go full mujahideen

Further proof that Belgium is now a fully cucked mudslime country.

So, how many wite wimenz did you impregnate today, Ahmed?

All I know about Belgians is they are logical than the French on how to say the number 70 so they're cool in my book

Bruges was the centre of the world for hundreds of years, even today it's one of the most beautifull cities in western europe.
We where occupied by the swiss, the dutch, the germans, the french of which napoleon and many others. And everytime my ancestors expelled There sorry asses out of our lands.
Fransche ratten rolt uw matten.

What the fuck did I just read? Are you drunk? Stop trying to fool us, Boris. Stop using American proxy IP addresses.

Also, you're wrong. At least the frogs are trying by spitting on a pile of rocks. That's WAAAAAAY more than the Belshit coal burning cucks ever have done.

Is dutch and its countless dialects an ugly language for foreign ears?
Fucking nice, hope your ears bleed everytime you hear it.

"belgium is just a bad piece of road between the netherlands and france" this is what my dutch grandfather used to say.

Met some Belgians on a flight once, easily the rudest people I've ever met

Because Belgium isn't a real country.

>brigge centre of trade
Yup, and so was Gent & Antwerp.

can confirm

They didn't expel shit

nack to you go

Because it is a non-country. No culture, the whole country was in a mess for a long time. If we had any real leaders here (ie. French and not jews) we would annex this piece of land.

> Dutch
> everytime you hear it.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

YOU HAVE THE CHARISMA OF A DAMP RAG

And that new """""""country"""""" still exists today

this, confirmed

The only "non-countries" in Europe are Fyrom, Kosovo and Moldova

Because it is a non country

>waffle niggers
>country

>And the other half is Flemish, who speaks an even uglier language than the Dutch.
A FUCKING GOOK

iirc they L I T E R A L L Y don't have a government or something along those lines

>we would annex this piece of land.
Please do take the walloon part. If you want to annex the flemish part however..... well at least you can try like you did in 1302

Saying this as a HRE fanboy, czechs are real. We did too little too late 2bh.

Dunno, there's some great pussy here though.

>well at least you can try like you did in 1302

You know they came back just after, kicked our asses and annexed us just the same, right ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgium#Politics

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_governments_in_Belgium

This is all kinds of fucked up.

BTW we got this

Fuck yes.

I hate that piece of shit more than you do, vlamsbro.

I know many of my fellow walloons are lazy welfare niggers. Imagine how the situation is painful for the few hard-working, "redpilled" walloons. At least we have some beautiful forests and hills