/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

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>JONES POPPED MONTHS AND YEARS AFTER THE FIGHT, THEREFORE HE WAS ON THE JUICE FOR THE FIGHT

Pure speculation. I'm ashamed of you, Spainsp*rg. You should stick to posting facts, like how DC was such a shitty father that he couldn't keep his daughter alive.

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Dude get over it already, Also Nunes beat Schevchenko

>Tfw I missed the Tenshin fight
I keep missing all the rizin events. Is there a schedule or something? It's impossible to not know when a UFC/bellator thing is happening but rizin always gets me off guard. Also did anyone upload the fight yet/post webbums?

Jones is the GOAT natty LHW and there is literally zero proof otherwise. Those drug tests could have been faked by anyone, just ask Russia.

Nunes won the decision, Shevchenko won the fight.

keep the discussion about fighting, you're so revved at the point to include personal things in it?

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All I'm saying is that Jones is both a better fighter than DC (as evidenced by the fact that he beat him twice) and a better father (as evidence by the fact that none of Jones's kids have died, and the obvious reversal of that by DC).

Just imagine being so devoid of a father figure you become a “fan” of a fighter”

He's irrevocably angry because he has no answer to this: I revved him to the point where his tiny, dull dome in which I reside permanently for no charge has CTE in it. I live inside a "man"'s brain and that brain is rotten with CTE. Wanna know why? Because I gave it to him by tormenting and bullying him non-stop with facts.

>(as evidence by the fact that none of Jones's kids have died, and the obvious reversal of that by DC).

Why are Australians so edgy? No need for this at all.

Jacare Souza

Nick Diaz is a hero.

>do enough roids and drugs so you never get to fight and people make shit up about you

Jones Smart man truly the smartest of monkeys

You should know by now that heem is mine and you will never have it.

Everyone keep calm and Schaub Bless!

>Spain
>tormenting anyone

Weren't you the one who was suicidal and cried to us?

When people are losing an argument they'll jump to extremes

>Made Shogun tap to strikes when he was 23
>Beat a whole myriad of former champs
>Embarrassed DC (twice)
>Would embarrass Stipe given the opportunity
>Hardworking natural family man

The evidence is all there.

Travis won the decision

Travis won the fight

Schaub won the war

Who writes these fight pass descriptions? This shit is unprofessional.

Imagine being so very stupid that you

a) Assume that a fighter who pops for steroids ONCE was using them their entire career

b) Refuse to entertain the idea that an elite athlete in the dirtiest sport of all time was on PEDs (without which he could not possibly have competed at an elite level)

c) Are unable to reconcile these two ideas without simply arguing that one is pure speculation and the other is a FACT

Could you imagine being that stupid? I find it difficult to comprehend.

Yoel is 42 look it up

>No arguments
>No points being made
>Just an autismal flurry of pure CTE'd brought on by me to these losers, some of which I sent on a forced retirement trip for half a year and others who have developed an unhealthy obsession with me for almost 2 years and counting

Get help, kids. You certainly ain't worthy of (You)s.

>pops for steroids ONCE
Rofl, four times.
Contradict this:
No evidence? No arguments without resorting to fallacies? Nothing new that I haven't debunked yet?
Good to know. I rest my case, much like I rest my balls on your forehead.

How many more fights does Yoel have before he gets caught/retires?

>muh professionalism

i make 30m a YEAR going into an office for 5 hours on weekdays wearing basketball shorts and tshirt while posting scat porn from my computer and phone from this place

FUCK your professionalism you race traitor statist ZILCH

>Weight classes

so gay,either you can or can't

Imagine being so stupid that you can't understand an argument given its classical form.

Imagine.

Imagine thinking clomid is a steroid.

Imagine.

lol poor little dockie go get help my guy and stop larping online

man,you faggots are annoying today

>dad gets me body armor
>try some
>fuck up my wrist and shoulder in training

This shit really is cursed.

When all is said and done Stipe's HW legacy will look really weak

>KO'd by struve
>1st defense is against a deleted Overeem and he almost lost
>2nd defense is against a USADA'd out of his prime JDS who didn't want to even be there
>3rd defense is against a literal who newcomer who never trained any grappling in his life
>4th defense is a deleted old LHW MANLET with a huge reach disadvantage

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the lads

why is this guy so rev'd

does megan olivi have a permanent news anchor voice

Send that NIGGER BRIT back home to jail with daddy! HES A NIGGER

LOOK THERES A NIGGER

HES A NIGGER

>Did he pop for a banned substance?
>"YES"
>Then it counts as popping?
>"NO"
Imagine trying to use selective reasoning on a dude who's been blasting you with nothing but facts since moment one.

You will never, EVER debunk this post . I rest my case, you've been CTE'd and bullied into irrelevance once more.

Sorry about that, senpai. It was my fault.

>Did he pop for a steroid?
>"NO"
>Then it counts as popping for a steroid?
>"NO"

Shit, that was easy.

>>Would embarrass Stipe given the opportunity
Someone came off the island and got slapped around by a slav

Lol don't get revved by britbro my man
btw favorite ortega strangle?

Are these spergs really going to keep going at it again for 500 more posts?

Derrick Lewis said Ngannou made 500k against Stipe

This wannabe nigger brit is a race traitor he’s here all day he’s ban evading rangeban him and his american proxies. He’s using your bandwidth

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOOOURRRRRRR

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS YOU FAT KIKES

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>moving the goalposts this much

Welp he's revved. I always know the right buttons to push when it comes to the dockdwarf and spainsperg.

see:
>>pops for steroids ONCE
>Rofl, four times.

>I'm so sorry daniel
>I've failed my fans
>I would never cheat
>I put my family's lives on it
>can I get a tissue?

>Did he pop for a banned substance?
>"YES"
I rest my case.
Gentle heeminder this happened and there's nothing you can do about it.

Right? I fucking called him on it here: He's a failure. I absolutely decimated him and all I had to do was post facts. He's this CTE'd, irrationally angry and obsessed because I keep humiliating him ROFLMFAO.

Just IMAGINE being such a SHITSKIN you PAY to watch MMA for 64.99 plus tip

JUST IMAGINE being such a SHITSKIN you PAY for laws to exist in THOUSANDS a year

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Why is he saying Jon has popped 4 times? Does he not know how to count?

kim bless

Can you sperg out over Laura Dern? That was more entertaining tbqh

luke, wake up to recover, go on

>If you pop in 2017 that means that you were using in 2015
>this is a FACT, not speculation!
>also a guy who was an elite athlete in the dirtiest sport of all time never popped and therefore never used steroids
>this is a FACT, not speculation!

this is literally what stupid dumb spaniard scum is posting in this thread right now

I'm a samurai, give me a chance to be a warrior

Thoughts on Brian "T-City" Ortega?

Bisping would have heemed Yoel

one hunnit percent

Not natty, can never be the FW GOAT by definition.

Is Luke proof that pure boxing is better than kickboxing?

Why didn't Rockhold go to the body?

>This post hasn't been contested yet
>He's going back to the same ""arguments"" I already debunked when his new ones failed and he got outed for using fallacies and moving goalposts non-stop
>Goes back to accusing me of being Spaniard, soon enough he'll be asking for pictures of me
Imagine being this riled up. Imagine being this easily angered and this easily brutalised by my words alone, so much so he develops CTE.

Easy, as always.

>We'll never see Mike fight Yoel

>hammerfist to the lead leg
>jab to the lead leg

Truly boxingkino

G-G-G-GADOOSH

They really are lol

Opinion on ortega having popped once?

>thigh jabs
>hammerfists to the side of the leg
>spinning back fists to the knee
Unstoppable, true next level MMA right here

Spainsperg is probably making a collage of post thinking he won this argument.

>he still thinks people believe he's white
>he still can't see the massive gaping contradiction in his posts
>he still believes that DC never touched a PED despite having been an elite, world class wrestler for more than a decade

This is seriously amusing.

What are you doing in Spain anyway?

Israel Adesanya

At least Ortega admitted it and accepted his suspension desu

Good fighters
>Nick Diaz
>Nate Diaz
>Darren Till
>Brian Ortega
>Khabib Nurmagomenov
>Demetrius Johnson

Bad fighters
>Conor Mcgregor
>Max Holloway
>Michael Bisping
>Luke Rockhold
>Francis Ngannou
>Jose Aldo
>Eddie Alvarez

calm down my man, why are you so vehemently defending a known roider on an online imageboard, it's getting weird

But I'm not defending a known roider. That's what the Spaniard is doing. This isn't complex.

There's no "thinking" I won, I know I humiliated him. He stopped making any arguments and went back to accusing me of being a Spaniard. Him believing DC isn't natty doesn't change the fact that he popped 0 times against Jones' 4 times.

This hasn't been contested yet This bogan boy is still seething, having a spergdown because I further gave him CTE through my words alone. I exposed him as a casual tourist newfag with an obsession over me and no knowledge of the sport.

Sucks he'll never be in contention for GOAT, but he's good. What can a nigga say? Yoel popped once and look at him.

Studying, training and working mostly. I'll move out soon enough but for the time being I'm relaxed. Got a gf, a routine, I'm chilling.

He's not doing it because he likes Jones, he's doing it because he hates me because I exposed him and gave him CTE.

You couldn't be anymore wrong my guy

calm down bud

Weidman always gets me.

>he took the time to make this
You're bent m8

>mfw you have to shave your beard for amateur boxing

Why is MMA so much better?

What are they trying to prooove by yelling MA TI MA TI OE OE MA TI MA TI OE OE

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Can you imagine being unable to understand what an argument is given the most basic form of an argument broken down into two premises and a conclusion?

Can you imagine being that retarded and also pretending that you're white and in school?

Post your line up with the same fighters

Can someone post that /heem/ comic? I forgot to save it

Jon popped twice. B-tests don't count since the results match in 99.9% of cases and they're testing the same sample.

Jones exposed DC as a bum Spain, deal with it

I was gonna say someone needs to shop the JUST hair on to Luke here, but his hairline is already fucked

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calm down

I am cool as a cucumber wrapped in liquid nitrogen, buddeh.

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Reminder that BJJ is literally retarded

woah cool it friend

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