Hey guys so recently i had this thought about how to actually get away with murder

Hey guys so recently i had this thought about how to actually get away with murder.
I honestly think this is a really good way.
You guys have any critique for improvement

cheers fags

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actually pretty smart

At best this is an okay way to hide a body.

animal bodyparts to false dna tests,also burn the body.

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Thanks, we got your IP now and you will go to the jail.

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haha fuck you fbi!
i am using vpn!!!
i am hacker

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Implying you will ever find a mastermind like OP.

Have the body aboce the catcorpse, animal murder is a even worse crime

>we don't use VPN mind control

U sir R a faggot

Read Crime & Punishment by Dostoevsky. You really can't get away with anything.

Ejaculate on the corpse just to completely ensure the sniffing dogs donĀ“t smell it

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So you're expecting people to dig a hole 9ft deep but not big enough to stand a work in? I'm pretty sure you'd cause suspicion getting a giant tractor-mounted auger just to bury your dead fucking cat.
Retard.

Not to mention osha regulations. This is fucked from the start

That's not at all funny.

Not "9/11" not-funny
Not "Bob Saget" not-funny
It's "staring at a beige wall" not-funny

He's behind 9 boxxys

That hole will be a bitch to dig. 8 feet minimum. Good luck digging it by yourself without getting caught

why not just burn the body?

If they don't have your finger prints or DNA and you're not connected to the person in any way, there's barely anything they can do.

By this I mean you wouldn't even have to worry about disposing the body, it doesn't give them any leads if you're not connected to them in any way.

Just wait until night and fill targets apartment with nitrogen gas.

Improvement: learn the difference between "then" and "than".

I don't think that would be the easiest way. You would need a shoe box sized hole thats like 10 feet deep, like your moms pussy. That shit would cave in on you before you even got half way down.
Maybe if you chopped them up you would only need to go 4 or 5 feet down.

Holy shit that's so smart