After sex gf said "We haven't had anal sex for quite some time"

After sex gf said "We haven't had anal sex for quite some time"
I replied with - Next time

How fucked am I? I don't want shit on my dick.

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She wants anal?? Dude you are lucky as fuck and you should kys if you dont start gaping her asshole on the regular.

come on guy, it's not that great

Its literally the best thing you can do, but only if the girl is into it and really likes it and its clean. Anal whores makes me cum like crazy.

ok homo

>homo
you're the one not fucking your girlfriend like she wants to be fucked, i wonder who is the faggot,

>How fucked am I?

Depends. Do you care that the 1 of the 2 other guys she texting with will fill the void in her asshole that you’re not? When women don’t get what they want from you, they will find it else where.

What’s better?
>self lubricating, controllable, sensitive sex organ designed for penetration and procreation
or...
>a sewer

its not as good in real life. its feels better taking the blue pill and fapping to anal than to actually do anal

1. Buy a big toy
2. Traumatize her shitter
3. ???
4. Profit

go to sex toy website, buy a nice anal toy and an enema kit.
tell her you'd like her to be clean for butt stuff, if not, go fuck yourself.
i say website because edenfantasys has a thing, for $60 you can get 2 anal toys and a douche/enema kit
communication my guy.

It can be as good, it only feels good irl if the girl is a real anal whore and loves it, and it has to be loose, when they have tight assholes it just hurts your dick.

Nigger tell her she has to wash her asshole if she wants anal. It's not hard.

half a chance she likes the toy enough you don't have to fuck her anymore. you can DP her, or whatever.

This. My ex still comes over to my place regularly because her current husband isn't into certain things, anal being one of them. If you don't plow your girl's ass, someone else surely will.

>and its clean
It’s an ass, shitheels. It’s been literally marinating in shit for decades. You ain’t getting it clean.

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You could drop a load off. you will get shit on there unless she does a enema. you just have to hit the shower, or better yet, do her in the shower.

It's okay, but pussy is better. Imagine fucking a rubber band, after you get past the entrance there is nothing but bottomless pit. . pussy hugs your shaft the whole way. .

i'll plow her asshole, fuck it.

Have you heard of an enema? They can also change diet and it will help with that, its clean.

Tell her to fast and clean her booty hole. Or wear a condom. Or just go balls deep like a dirty bastard and take a shower after, that's what I always did.

So you've never had anal sex, but she said "we" haven't had anal in quite some time...

its pretty fucking good if its super clean and the girl is really into it. You must have had a hole Jamal's already "conditioned".

does she have an history of nasty anal, or can you trust her to clean her ass properly without you reminding her?

I mean i had shit over my dick but i'll hit it, i ain't no bitch.

Tell her you gave at the office.

I have never ever got shit on my dick and i have fucked bitches that was not prepared for anal and hadnt cleaned it before.

Just blowing you girlfriends feminine penis isn’t enough. She’s a bottom for a reason

If she wants anal, you need to give her anal. Just get her to clean out first and it'll be fine. Any good anal partner will take the time to clean out first.

>this post

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Telling you, straight dudes are boring af

I've only enjoyed anal once, that was with an escort and anal was her speciality. She did clean her bowels before we did it. The anus is much tighter and contracts stronger than the vagina, it feels good I have to say but it probably depends on how big your toy is, I'm average at best and had no problem putting it in (lube is a must obv).

Then I tried a second time with a girl I was dating and it was awful, I was about to throw up when I pulled the dick out of her ass and it was covered with shit.
If your girl really likes it in the butt buy her a clyster kit and have her clean her ass beforehand

post pics.. ill fuck her ass.

What is the best diet? I want to be on a analdiet brcause im planning buttsex next week

She liked anal too, see the results.

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