Car falls from a 100 feet drop and main characters survives

>Car falls from a 100 feet drop and main characters survives

>main character shot in the stomach - lives for an entire day with no treatment
>side character shot in the leg - dies instantly

Hey I like Ghost Protocol

>wanting realism in populist entertainment

>protags love interest tossed into water hogtie
>protag has a 10 minute fight with villain
>He takes 5 to fish her out
>"breathe dammit!"
>she lives

>protag gets shot, stabbed, hit by cars, etc and walks it off
>enemy goons get knocked unconscious from a single hit every time and will die instantly from a gun shot wound anywhere on their body

>character stabbed in the midsection multiple times
>one deep, twisted stab
>falls into water from a height of 15ft
>swims in dirty liquid
>Stumbles down a street
>fine after a bit of rest and a hot meal

>protagonist gets shot in the face by a bazooka that sends him flying into a pool of oil which gets set on fire
>survives without any injuries

>friend of protagonist accidently touches the hot part of the pan while cooking eggs
>dies instantly

>nuclear bomb goes off
>character walks out of fridge

>hitmen blasts away at house where the character is
>character looks up from behind the sofa

>bad guy shoot at protag hanging on roof of his car
>protag somehow avoids getting hit

>character's house is set ablaze
>he walks out of the inferno covered in a blanket
>not a scratch, just a mild cough

Every one of you name 7 kinos and 6 flicks where one of these things happen.

make us

>character dies
>gets tazed, ressurects
>immediately proceeds to drive a motorcycle in a chase

>sex scene.
>neither of them are crying.

she was also treated by some incompetent actor with no formal medical training

wew

>character dies
>comes back from the dead, stronger, but 'different'

>take a gunshot wound
>falls to ground
>"ARE YOU OK! WAKE UP!"
>"It's ok it hit my bodyarmor"
>Proceeds to get up and continue fighting

>not hitting the small hip flask/pocket watch/snusbox/etc. given to him in the beginning of the movie

100 feetdrop has the end acceleration of about 55 mph.

Do you really think you can't survive a 55mph crash?

That's a lot more G at the end of a drop compared to hitting the sorts of things you usually crash into.
55mph crashes kill people all the time.

>character gets knocked out cold multiple times in the span of a few months
>shows no signs of CTE in daily duties as King

>Car goes off mountain road
>Rolls over 17 times before it lands back on the road further down
>Continues driving as if nothing just happened

>character in back seat wakes up and goes back to sleep

>frogposter makes a thread
>it is shitposting garbage

literally every time. it has to be a bot right?

>Woman has a violent c-section where she has her alien squid baby ripped from her guts
>A few seconds later she's sprinting across the alien landscape like Usain Bolt.

you wouldn't have to wonder who's behind the movie any more at that point

Lmao!! You are a genius!!

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