If you had this body, what would you shoplift?

If you had this body, what would you shoplift?

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How the fuck does she go anywhere because she obviously ain't walking far

insulin

a moped

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One of these bad boys

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Bounty paper towels. 10 pack.

A gun to kill myself

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She roles obviously

Maybe a giant TV or two

Holy shut, it's Grimace. That purple guy from the McDonald's commercials in the 80's.

Ok but what does she do to get through doors?

the store

Good Call.

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The sad thing is that people think that once you're like this, you're too far gone. In reality, this lady could change a few things in her life and get to normal size within a few years. Unlikely? Yes. Better than dying because your heart can't handle your weight? Yes again.

I would shoplift the greeter at Walmart with my mouth who asks for my receipt so I won't have to show my receipt anymore.

I wouldn't shoplift, I'd fucking neck myself. Imagine being that big of a disgusting blob of fat. Why the fuck are her thighs so goddamn big? What even is this hershey's kiss-shaped fuck?

Circus tents
Hefty bags of raw bread dough
A Waterbed

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she uses her purse butter to make herself slick

Diet pills

pianos

A pair of donkeys

A shotgun to kill myself with. Only because the one i already have was a gift from my father and i couldn't do that to him.

KEK

She wearing an actual Michelin?

I would just shoplift people, max smuggling is having smugglers that you smuggled with you at all times.

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Diet pills.

Your weight would break the rope and whatever beam you tried to use

A coffin. She won't make it past the lot, might as well bury her there.

She's not shoplifting things just get stuck in her folds!

weak minds think alike

Candy

A treadmill

I think you mean her gravitational pull