>Be me
>Male 17
>smackin off
>keep getting sick of xvideos & porn hub
>go onto Omegle
>figure out which girls are fake videos and get the real ones to give me the finger
>enjoy getting compliments on my dick from girls, dont care about how ugly they are.
>get addicted
>Turn 18 get a girlfriend
>Turn 23, still have a girlfriend and have secretly accumulated videos of every time I have wanked off to a babe on Omegle.
Oh yeah, I loved it when I could get teenage girls to point and laugh at me while making the jack-off gesture. Great stuff.
p2.
>Girlfriend finds them
>I admit I prefer wanking on Omegle to sex
>What is wrong with me anons?
Is omegle even still a thing?
You're the modern male, ruined by the internet
You're a biological dead end and a disappointment to your ancestors
Is there anything more pathetic than a male who prefers sitting in a computer chair touching himself over dumping his cum into a female?
Upload them to mega and post
p3.
>My girlfriend is still with me.
>But now i wanna leave her, for Omegle.
>Is there another site like Omegle I should know about?
>Ty Anons
Bump
>Believe it or not, yes it still exists.
That sounds quite accurate.
Probably not many things are more pathetic to be truthful.
I feel as though it may be an exhibitionist thing.
Neat. Do you go on the unmoderated?
True I should,
I was planning on making Webms with them.
How do I make Webms, i guess i should just watcha Youtube video.
How on earth do you find success in getting girls to wa T ch you Jack off? Every time I've tried I get sent to the unmoderated section or people just keep scrolling.
That is correct. Patience you must have, my young padawan.
This
A mega for your dumpage, sweet Omegle fapper?
I've had a bit of success only with my dick out in full display. They'll show tits usually but rarely pussy. Not OP btw
I can lend tips,
1. Use underwear with vertical flys (the hole for your dick to come out of), so your nuts can hang out, makes your dick look bigger and girls seem to like that.
2. Have a decent sized dick, doesn't have to be the biggest
3. Keep it hard, so also watch porn on the side.
4. Relax and wait, like fishing.
5. Don't forget to ask them to wave if you're unsure if they're a pre-recorded video ect.
>is there anything more pathetic?
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Lol
>Example Image of the shot u want.
Saw a couple fucking the other day. Thought it was a video but then he put his finger in her asshole like I asked. I came quickly and the dude said "he came". Felt kinda ashamed tbh.
Lmao that's about right. It's addictive though and I feel it's probably unhealthy.
Sounds funny ahaha.
Couples are annoying most of the time on Omegle I've found.
That is right, Well maybe I should share my knowledge and videos and quit.
Seems like the best option.
What can I use instead tho?
There's really nothing else. And the site is definitely dying slowly. There's a few other sites but they're not really as good.
Bet these took a longass time to compile. Most aren't that attractive and most that are skip.
:(
That is right, it follows the same rules of Tinder essentially.
Fortunately when one is horny, they can not really give a fuck and cum and ditch outta there.
Maybe that is another reason why I like it, no repercussion.
upload the teens to mega already
I am sorting it my friend. I have shitty upload speeds and a lot of content.
thanks babe
Need a mega
OH MY GOD SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS IF CLICK
Bump
Progress op?
Bump
BUMMMPPPP
Get me in the screen cap boiiisss
>Op leaves gf for Omegle
Like this was worth screencapping wtf
Gotta stoke the fire somehow
Bump
Flingster is alright. Premium let's you search only with girls or couples. Not too many on there though
ome.tv
had alot of success on there, but get banned very easily
Probably someone like me, who does the former while having zero courage to even talk to a woman about such things.
I can have casual conversation fine, but I fucking lock up when any kind of flirting is happening, I just get so anxious and I can't stop thinking, trying to not stutter or make an ass of myself.
I genuinely don't know how other guys do it.
So Op areyou still here ? And areyoubuilding a mega rn ?
good day sir, take a bump