Sup Forums is a Christian board now! Christ is watching!

Sup Forums is a Christian board now! Christ is watching!

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SILENCE RAT

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Based and bumped

Jesus doesn't exist. He is Roman mythology.

Make Jesus Cool Again 2020

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That's jesus bro

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Jesus is real.and he's going to fuck you up

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Wrong

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Don't say the JC word on this board! The Buddhist janitors are watching!

We are here to convert the sinners to Buddhism!

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OUR FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN

This photo makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside :3

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HALLOWED BE THY NAME

How come christcuckolds never built anything as beautiful as this BOY

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This board needs this thread every day from now on!

THY KINGDOM COME

A god who designed us to have free will but demands that you have to live a certain way or you'll burn forever. Logic much?

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THY WILL BE DONE, AS IN HEAVEN, SO IN EARTH

You are too late.

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GIVE US DAY BY DAY OUR DAILY BREAD

Jesus was a black cult leader that got fucked by the romans that “christians” made up so they can get money out of it

AND FORGIVE US OUR SINS

FOR WE ALSO FORGIVE EVERY ONE INDEBTED TO US

AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION

BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL

AMEN

Wasn't that 3d image of Jesus produced by kikes in Israel?

He literally called Jews out on their bullshit, but okay

>He literally called Jews out on their bullshit, but okay

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Nope, it was a jebait. A drunk janny or something. The porn is pouring back in unabated...

The Christians will pray for you, because they're right with God and they'll put in a good word for you

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More people have been killed in the name of Christianity than anything else in the world

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If God is omnipotent and omnipresent then he created man knowing that he would sin, and then punished him it

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Why create substances which give man supernatural experiences if man was not supposed to use them?

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killing tyrants isn't murder, it's self defence you nigger

STOP BELIVEING IN FAKE MESSIAH

Why did god create the devil? Why does he not just wipe him out? Or more importantly if he is so forgiving, why does he not just forgive the devil?

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Religion is ridiculous and it's for weak minded fools who can't accept that we are infinitesimally small and our lives are fleeting. If anything that should make our lives more special

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God is working through Kanye West to bring a new generation to Christ. Is he a saint???

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I know, I'll make some people retarded and crippled and let them live a horrible life... Because I love them

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Wasn't he a Jew too though? I say he should be banned along with the cuck porn.

Um... During the holy wars they slaughtered millions.... You think there were millions of tyrants?
Maybe you want to educate yourself instead of calling people names

"Thou shalt not kill."

Not "thou shalt only kill when it suits your purpose of reclaiming land."

The Bible is contradictory at best

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So powerful that prayer results in the same chance of a result as no prayer at all

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If there is a god he's most likely just a needy child who has tantrums

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All of your belief is based on a book written thousands of years ago (or composed by the Romans to prevent revolution depending on your perception) but regardless, why does god not appear to people now?

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Fuck all religion. Even Buddhists have killed in the name of their religion.

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