Post your couple goals
Post your couple goals
Adrian Evans
Noah Lewis
was there a fucking home improvement movie?
Adrian Reed
Christmas with the Kranks you uncultured swine
Jace Wilson
why does she look exactly like his wife from home improvement?
Lucas Cooper
Kranks could have just not been made and the world would be relatively the same.
Aiden Nguyen
You take that the fuck back
Carter Hernandez
Wrong
Logan Young
She had brown hair in a similar haircut but I don't think they look that similar.
Evan Thomas
In fact it might be a better timeline. Preferably with less samefagging.
Kayden Hernandez
I'll fucking kill you if I ever find you
Eli Diaz
Do you like being wrong?
Adam Martin
Find me so I can fuck you u faggot
Ryan Sanchez
Wrong again faggot
Luis Lee
>"I need white chocolate and pistachios."
>"But I didn't bring the umbrella."
>"well I need white chocolate and pistachios."
>"But I didn't bring the umbrella."
>"well I need white chocolate and pistachios."
>"But I didn't bring the umbrella."
>"well I need white chocolate and pistachios."
>"But I didn't bring the umbrella."
>Dan Akroyd
>Credits
Riveting
Austin Jenkins
About as much as you like girls.
Noah Johnson
Nice reading comprehension
Brody Fisher
God you're wrong you stupid fucking homo
Christopher Ward
Girls are for fags
Alexander Kelly
So is Kranks. Now we've come full circle.
Connor Hall
I swear to god if you dont quit fucking talking shit about my favorite movie then you can eat all of my ass
Lincoln Perry
No but all jokes aside I would probably fuck Jamie Lee Curtis if she threw her desperate old lady coochie at me
Alexander Baker
You clearly cant fathom what good cinema is
Brody Jackson
My favorite part was when I took it back to the video store
Jeremiah Murphy
OP here, why are you not posting your couple goals?
Isaiah Torres
Because there's only four of us here and two of them left already
Kayden Perez
My favorite part is when you fucking eat concrete, you dumb fuck. Kranks is a goddamn treasure. You're a piece of fucking shit, dude.
Gabriel Scott
Kek imagine NOT owning the limited edition with extended scenes on laserdisk and HAVING TO RENT IT!
What a faggot bitch.
Jonathan Gutierrez
FINALLY SOMEONE WITH FUCKING TASTE IN THIS THREAD
John Jenkins
Imagine spending any amount of money on Holiday Menopause the movie.
Nathan Roberts
There's still only four posters here.
Henry Sanders
My couples goal is to be able to watch Christmas with the Kranks with my 10/10 girlfriend without having to stop like 10 times for sex. It's just so good it gets us going like no other
Jayden Bell
You do know as soon as I leave the thread will die right
Brayden Perry
You're just a simple, low i.q. tard-tier fuckwit who knows nothing of fine film
Jackson Morales
I feel as if someone is looking into my soul and understands me to their fullest
Eli Fisher
Based, imagine liking this godawful movie. This movie is one of the worst things humanity has ever done probably
Tyler Jones
My couple goals is giving Tim Allen back to the drug lords he sold out
Luke Wood
You're not god, you're just a faggot
Lucas Williams
I'll pray for you user. I hope you find the spirit of Christmas like the Kranks did. Here's a hint...it's not in frivolous things like a Caribbean Cruise. It's in the people around us.
Elijah Rogers
Tim and Jamie have the on screen chemistry of bleach and ammonia
Juan Bennett
Obviously you're blinded by all the fucking cum on your eyes from your uncle or you'd reconsider writing this.
Camden Jenkins
Tim Allen is a saint who I wish I could meet.
Levi Hill
It really choked me up too user.
Carson Collins
This is basically how Chaucer wrote
Anthony Davis
You have the onscreen chemistry of being a fucking goon
Christian Thompson
Owen Hill
You have the weiner of a pig
Blake Bell
No I'm not so you dont know shit you fucking pathetic sad fucking loser
Christian Jones
Something like this, is my current goal. We are almost there, she has the mask, and the catsuit, we are only waiting for the boots to arive.
Xavier Peterson
There is only one true Christmas kino pic related
Grayson Adams
No u
Sebastian Butler
Jesus Christ did your grandma fuck you with the broom handle for you to enjoy this?
Zachary Johnson
Ralphie was a commie socialist
Grayson Allen
Jackson James
Imagine having to be Tim Allen in this scene having to be like....
Hudson Ramirez
Bitch retort from a bitch. Just like a bitch.
Joshua Fisher
What was everyone's favorite scenes? I really liked the part where he had to buy the last Christmas tree for NINETY DOLLARS kek. It wasn't worth that much lol
Nolan Young
Ur not allowed to be with black ppl
Christian Lewis
Face blindness is a sign of autism, user
Hudson Foster
He got goofed on :D
Elijah Moore
>Ralphie was a commie socialist
The workers must rise up and seize the means of production.
Easton Lewis
Nathan Wright
Remember when he was going to present her with the cruise info but she thought he wanted sex? Timeless misunderstanding and hilarious too
Jonathan Cruz
Ayden Gomez
Classic Christopher Columbus, amazing work and amazing talent in these scenes user
Jayden Baker
Regan's grave is my favorite batroom
Joshua Hill
>inb4 poo in loo
Bentley Gomez
Nolan Richardson
Jackson Cook
The botox scene was ahead of it's time. It's still topical today all these years later. People.DO look silly and unnatural when their faces are paralyzed lol
Aiden Jones
Colton Martin
Nope had a pretty good childhood actually. Nothing too damatic at least, my father that tried to accomplish his dreams though me, but my mum always supported me in my own decitions.
I just really enjoy objectifying my partner, and taking advantage of her helpless situation and as my submissive she in turn enjoys being controlled and objectified. Yeah it's a kink, but as long as everyone is consenting there nothing wrong with that
David Green
>decitions
Maybe your couples goal could be her trying to teach you how to spell.