How do I hide the fact that I don't brush my teeth from my new gf? She's already noticed I don't have a toothbrush in my bathroom
How do I hide the fact that I don't brush my teeth from my new gf...
Easton Smith
Robert Miller
brush your fucking teeth dipass
Cameron Long
Why the fuck would you not brush your fucking teeth, wtf
Xavier Myers
Just never open your mouth and you should be good
Dylan Myers
No. Haven't brushed in 8 years and haven't had any issues. I obviously use mouthwash but I have no reason to brush
Easton Sanders
this
Kevin Bennett
Pull teeth out with pliers she'll never see the plaque built up on them if they're gone
Hunter Powell
I use mouthwash but she noticed I don't have a toothbrush the other day so I had to go get one to make it seem like I brush.
Austin Clark
I hate you for this. Brush your teeth you fucking retard.
Andrew Taylor
I was fucking some girl for a while and I found out she didn't brush her teeth. She mentioned it so non chalantly. Her teeth looked fine and I didnt notice any smell but it weirded me the fuck out and I made sure to stay away from her mouth from then on out
Jose Sanchez
>I have no reason to brush
Elijah Ward
brb brushing teeth
Luis Turner
post teeth
Juan Campbell
Enjoy heart disease you gross fuck
Nathan Mitchell
Brandon Ward
Jayden Evans
I can smell you through the fucking screen
Liam Nelson
My teeth are fine. Ive been to the dentist and they didn't notice anything out of the ordinary. As long as I have mouthwash on me im good. I used to smoke up until a few years ago but I realized that wasn't the best idea if I wasn't going to brush
Daniel Stewart
OP post teeth before 404
Noah Ross
Shut the fuck up and post your fucking teeth
Connor Fisher
quit smoking because of not brushing, three steps forward two steps back
Christian Adams
Post teeth
Ryan Gomez
Lol is that Jack salmonella
Justin Lee
You better post your teeth you fucking freaksow
John Robinson
i very very rarely brush.
went to the dentist about 5 years ago, no cavities, no problems. they wanted to take out my wisdom teeth because "they can cause issues" i asked "Are they causing issues", they clarified "no, they can cause issues"
i told them to get fucked, and still rarely brush.
OP, post teeth faggot. mine are pretty yellow.
Josiah Collins
Okay here you guys go. They look better in person. See perfectly normal teeth.
Caleb Parker
fuck off
OP POST YOUR TEETH
Charles Collins
Elijah Foster
Hey, here's a wild idea:
What if you, in stead of using time and effort to hide this from your girlfriend, actually start brushing your teeth instead?
Caleb Powell
Don't be gross
Luke Collins
Ok, sorry. Just a wild shot in the dark. These crazy ideas just comes to me!