Yes. Well done, women. Well done

Yes. Well done, women. Well done...
HOWEVER

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I'd never buy one of those, but currently I'm contemplating hiring an escort

fucking import costs r getting ridiculous
WTF TRUMP MAKE ANIME REAL ALRDY

>>Sup Forums

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puni

god knows what 'dx' could mean

Pretty sure I would prefer getting arrested for solicitation instead of someone find out you have one these things

The dx means it's designed for infinitely small dicks.

Yeah, it would be mortifying if your friend found out that you masturbate.

>mfw thinking about getting one not because I'll never get laid but because I have no idea how to thrust properly and I've only been able to get off from the movement of my hand and not the movement of my dick
how do I fix this so I dont jerk like a sperg when I first have sex

Women clean themselves up.

let the girl be on top

Lol don't worry user you'll be fine. Your dick will know what to do.

>not because I'll never get laid
I beg to disagree.

Male sex toys have a harsher stigma attached to them. Plus these things are retarded expensive, heavy, and hard to clean.

Call me when they create sexbots.

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>not because I'll never get laid

>dude nobody loses their virginity lmao

>share the programs you make with friends
>yo bro check out this sick program i made set to boku no pico

what a time to be alive

>implying some silicone monstrosity will ever be the same as a warm-blooded human being

Wtf are you talking about, i've purcahsed about 3 different types of these, each costing no more than $30, and clean up is a simple as running it under warm water for about a minute.

The nerds are coming up with ways to simulate sensations with air currents and shit like that. Pair that stuff with a VR headset and you're set. You could even open a can of tuna for the smellz.

Really? I thought the '20lbs of pussy and ass' variant of fleshlights were more expensive, like in the low hundreds. Maybe I have them confused with real dolls.

Terrific!

And the best part, this thing will not make the full out you, neither betrays you or even suck your money away like a parasite

>not warming it up in a microwave or dunking it in hot water

Checkmate.

20 pounds is a meme and is insanely overexpensive, the one is OP is probly like 50 tops with shipping and all that

sex is pretty instinctual

also you've studied more porn and sex than all of your virgin ancestors ever had

you'll be fine

Hip toys will run you anywhere from $100-300.
Regular onaholes are $20-50.

Surely sex bots will be cheaper, lighter, and easier to maintain.

The item OP posted isn't 1:1 fullsize, it's about the size of most masturbators, it's just shaped like an ass.

People with loli fetishes would enjoy this one.

OVER 20 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

Where is your god now?

yea a slab of silicone wont divorce you and take half your shit

It's not your fault.

>nerds making dick stroke programs for other nerds for free
I dunno, that's borderline gay.

>Anzu

Why not both. Fucking the toy keeps you from dropping hundreds on the paid pussy most of the time.

Yes it is

I over trusted women

>ENDLESS TWERKING
good lord

somebody who is too afraid to even fuck a pocket pussy probably will never get laid...

>you've studied more porn and sex
and thats why he'll be impotent when he gets there

>ENDLESS TWERKING

I can't wait until women are obsolete

>warm-blooded

are we talking about women here?

>women

ewww it's all flaccid and shit

It's not your fault...

Found the Catholic.

fucking japs

*pukes*

ITT nothing related to film or tv.

why not hire an escort to sit around and watch you fuck the toy?

Snob
Hug you
Start crying deeply

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faggot

>explicitly using a dildo on it
>women
I think you got the audience wrong.

How are women going to ever recover?

youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>tfw lived long enough to see women become obsolete

buy a watermelon and scoop it out/eat it, fold an impromptu vagina shape out of the peel thats deep enough for your dick and make sure the soft part (not the outside of the shell) is inside. microwave it. put it on your counter/a table and fuck it like a vagina. thats what i have done in my poverty and virginity.

What's the fucking point if it isn't full size? Stupid.

>DUDE! You gotta stick your dick in this!

This sounds like a trick, are you trying to burn my penis?

>buying a watermelon just to fuck it
>muh poverty

It is fullsize. That user's a retard.

>fullsize
You must fuck 4 year olds.

wait...this looks exactly like something from a shopping channel. do they actually air this on television in japan? jesus.

>that anime

i eat it as well, i get the small cheap ones from the supermarket and its well worth the cost to get a fruit that i can eat and fuck
kek i did burn my dick the first time cause i left in the microwave oven for too long. ive done it like 5 times now and learned how long to keep it in for optimal temperature

It's a loli toy.

To eat AND fuck. Stave off starvation AND loneliness!

>will work together with all kinds of videos
>people jerking off to:
>baseball
>cars
>skateboarding
>figure skating
>Old Snake vs Ocelot fight from MGS4
>horse riding
>skiing
>humingbirds
>baking
>pottery

>tfw if you listen closely enough you can hear the sound of Japan's birth rate plummeting even further

>that fucking cunny in "all kinds of videos"

I gotta say, that part with the woman sucking it was pretty hot.

except watermelon tastes like shit has very little nutritional value compared to other fruits, it's called watermelon because it's mostly water. If you weren't a complete fucking idiot you would be eating and fucking cantaloupes

I know that, my point is that it's not one of those $200-300 woman sized ass toys that weigh a ton.

It's a decent size, easy to clean, not that expensive.

oh god my sides are in orbit

>i eat it as well
what the fuck

cantaloupes taste like vomit.

>i made a jerkoff program for you bro, no homo. ;)

whos the sick fuck thats been jacking off to birds?

Can't waste protein when you're poor.

its the struggle user

yep, foresking sucking is hot af

wish I still had it

>you will never have friends that make "ironic" jerkoff programs for you

>download movement programs made by random people on the internet
>programmed to hit you with maximum overdrive at random just to fuck with you.
youtube.com/watch?v=x6RGIebnnzk

But it's in a little box!

At my worst desperation i bought an inflatable solo flesh which i used maybe 10 times at best. I figured it was too much of a hassle to inflate with water and clean by the time it was all set and ready to go my erection was gone. It did however give me the most powerful ejaculation. In the end just stroking it with your hand was more quick and efficient so it ended up collecting dust under my bed. I will soon destroy it or just leave it on the street as a prank. When you order such a sex toy online in desperation you lose all of your manhood and it's a constant reminder of how much of a loser you really are. It's better to purge it.Right now it's been resting on my shower floor for 6 months and sometimes i squeeze it just to get a reminder on what i'm missing out on. Sup Forums bros, how do we even keep on living?

>Japan has loli sex dolls

Why are japs so ahead of the curve when it comes to sexual pleasure?

i got 10 and fuck em everyday and still fuck bitches on the weekend, get cucked by yourself

>Sup Forums bros, how do we even keep on living?

I don't know if I'd categorise my life as "living" 2bh

>ENDLESS TWERKING

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS SHIT

and i thank you for not doing it

>20LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS

>you lose all of your manhood if you aren't desperately beholden to women

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>it's been resting on my shower floor for 6 months and sometimes i squeeze it just to get a reminder on what i'm missing out on
You consider buying a sex toy proof of being a loser but that shit is normal?

I know how sad it is, but I want one :3

>over 20 lbs

No man needs THAT much pussy and ass, right?

You are a virgin, aren't you?