Oldfags remember

Oldfags remember

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Archer Five Guys'd

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agent hamburger

Bond Patty

last night I 69'd your sister
also bond burger

Last night I pierce burger'd your sister?

last night i bonded buns your sister?

Haven't seen this one in awhile; nice OP

Jesus you kids are young.
It means "last night I shot and ate your sister"

Of course... Last night I pierce Brosnan’s 007 Goldeneye James Bond Number 5 from McDonalds at the corner of I10 and Locra’ed your sister.

Last night I Jimmy Whoppered your sister.

It implies you have a real whopper of a jimmy.

I “bond dead”

Meat is murder.

Last night a DJ saved my life.

Pierced your sisters buns?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Last night I got hamburgers and was a gentleman with your sister.

quarterpounded your sister with silencer?

Last night I ordered a cheese burger no pickles, with mustard, but they added pickles and ketchup so I shot your sister.

Dumb fucking faggot.

007: Royale with Cheese

Last night I played Goldeneye and got fast food with your sister. It was an enjoyable, wholesome evening.

License to Grill

Brosnaned your sisters patties?

last night i james mcburgered your sister

awn

guys i figured it out.

silently pounded

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Checked

Cccccc checked

Last night I tried to wrestle my anxieties with Pierce Bronson movie, but the lead actress reminded me so much of your sister, Wendy. I know it has been over a year since her and I split apart, but nothing quite stays away the gut wrenching guilt and anguish of heartbreak like Wendy’s new Bond Burger, with fries and a drink for only $4.99. But, I can never be with her again, and never have her delicious all fresh, never frozen meats. I have my gun now. Goodbye. I always loved your sister.

Last night I OP is a faggot'd your sister

this seems legit

nice

craig sandwiched your sister

Did everyone here have a stroke?

It’s
Last night I James Bond hamburger your sister.

Wow this whole porn ban thing really knocked a few brain cells around here.

I timothy dalton quarterpounder w/ cheese'd ur sister

this joke ne pas works in france

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Last night I “Pierce”’d “In-N-Out” of your sister.

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spied five guys in your sister?

at last a true oldfag appears. Fuck all these newfags outing themselves. Should be banned on sight

Eurofags remember.

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Brosnan was the 6th James Bond
The burger is the 9th menu item at McDonald’s.

Bingo

>9th menu item at McDonald’s
agent burrito?

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last night i bond burger your sister

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When you walk into the actual store, faggot

in the early fucking 00s you roody-poo

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Just found the tump whistleblower
Nice one faggot

fuck off with this boring copypasta from 2012

>815910074
[you]

gunman krabbypattied

No you

sounds too logical.
I still prefer bond burgered your sister

Underappreciated comment

This is a very weird way to let us know that the El Maco (tm) has returned.

Last night i
double o'd between the buns of
your sister