Sons of Sup Forums! Of Sup Forums! My brothers! I see in your eyes the same coomer that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the courage of Sup Forums fails, when we forsake our board, and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.
An hour of coom and shilled traps when the Age of Sup Forums comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight!"
By all that you hold dear on this good board, I bid you stand, Men of the chans!!!!!
Based Aragorn. Fight the Coom Wars!!!!!
Let's hunt some coomers
Hail Aragorn. Lead us to victory
Checked
I stand against the coomers
DESTROY IT!
The end?
*chuckles softly*
No anons.. coom is only the beginning.
This again?
very cool aragorn, but the age of Sup Forums being wise is long past us.
Sauce on girl on the right
Heh. These coomers just keep coming
*i draw my bow and fire 3 arrows at once into 3 coomers*
"28..29"
BLOCKS YOUR PATH
Coomer trannies are pathetic
Isildur!!!!!!
Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.
>I was there the day the strength of men failed
This post has achieved peak projection. Fuck off snowflake.
>coom content outside of /mlc/
Shouldn't you be chopping your dick off somewhere? Fucking trannies I swear.
>massive COOMER detected
wew lads
nice refute retard
You'll never look like a real girl you aids ridden faggot
i actually met a coomer once. he came into my store and started talking about porn out of the blue. he told me he was massively addicted and that his fetishes escalated at an exponential rate. he also told me he was on social benefits. hen ever bought anything and in all it was a very weird encounter, one i wont soon forget. it was like he just popped in to tell me about his emotionally crippled life.
>666
Mother of fucking god...
*smirk*
"Looks like meats back on the menu"
*i run up the slithering flailing phallic coomer trunk with the grace of a 2010 oldfag and fire 8 arrow in 2 clusters of 4 in to the eyes of the coomerphant, it collapses onto the crowd of seething coomfags and also crushes
1,101. ;)
SEETHE HARDER COOMER AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>666
>COOMER
the situation of Sup Forums is worse than i thought!
SOLD !!!!
based legolanon
What the fuck is a coomer? I'm on the anti porn side, so am i a coomer or anti coomer?
hey user, what kind of argument are you trying to put forth? are you not intelligent enough to articulate your thoughts?
CHEEEEEEEEEECKED
you are a "anti coomer" lol
to most people that just means you are person with a functioning brain
>666
>coomer
"Let them come"
reminder that this user would be anihilated in a verbal dispute
dude you're a faggot unironically kys
seethe
This is the first time I've been on this site in a long time. I can see I've missed out on some potentially good stuff. Is this porn ban the only big thing that's happened here recently? Or am I missing out on something more?
"Courage will now be your best defense against the storm that is at hand-—that and such hope as I bring."
YOU ARE SOLDIERS OF Sup ForumsRANDOM! WHATEVER COOMS THROUGH THAT GATE, YOU WILL HOLD YOUR GROUND
HOLD!
I want to be part of this too. Can I be a soldier of Sup Forums? Should I start logposting, maybe?
THEY'VE BREACHED
>Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn’ Ambar-metta!
Hiro is a known nocturnal sleeper.
When he wakes the faggot rogue mod and yellow poster incels will be banned and everything will be back to normal.
Cry harder newfags.
Coomer refers to a Wojak character described as a person with severe masturbation addiction similar to that of the Cumbrain.
On December 23rd, 2018, an anonymous Sup Forums user posted an image of an unkempt, sleazy-looking Wojak with a yellowish-brown beard to the /fit/ board. The image did not see any significant use until on May 6th, 2019, where an anonymous Sup Forums user used an expanded version of it, paired with several captions describing a person suffering from severe masturbation addiction to a grotesque degree, to the Sup Forums board.
While the captioned image of Coomer appeared in a number of threads on /fit/, Sup Forums, Sup Forums and other boards between May and July 2019, the character saw a significant surge in use across multiple boards in August 2019 alongside the popularity of the Cumbrain meme, which had been used to criticize those deemed addicted to porn to an impeding degree.
On /fit/ and other boards, the character and associated quotes have been used to mock those unable to resist the urge to masturbate to sexually appealing images. Parody posts written from the point of view of the Coomer and those it is meant to represent, usually in all-caps, appeared in a number of threads as responses to porn and other sexually appealing imagery
welcome back user, its still shit.
Logposters get the rope, too.
Just saw Raven Riley on /b and now Kate from Kate’s playground. Is it 1999 again?
STAY STRONG IN THE FACE OF DANGER BROTHERS
You're a known faggot
and you are a known mass replying faggot
>look i did it again mom!
Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.
Lol this has been posted word for word several times. Fuck off back to your discord server faggot nigger coomer. We're taking Sup Forums back.
>The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
That's gay as fuck. I miss when there were roody poos and candy asses.
/b: come for the randomness, stay for the Encyclopedia Britainnica-like posts.
Ok sorry, not gonna be logposting.
I thought Sup Forums was a porn board
That's because you're a retarded coomer
