I have to make a 3 minute short silent film Sup Forums. Give me some ideas

I have to make a 3 minute short silent film Sup Forums. Give me some ideas

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a white woman is having sex with a black man for 2:30 minutes
during the last 30 seconds the camera pans away from them and shows the husband watching them, then the husband looks at the camera and gives a firm nod

a white woman is having sex with a black man for 2:30 minutes
during the last 30 seconds the camera pans away from them and shows the husband who doesn't look, but has his smartphone out, posting cartoon frogs on the Sup Forums imageboard

do a timelapse

film yourself shitting for 3 minutes, and remember to get all angles

Good start

the words "black lives matter" in frame for the entire duration

>pic implying pepe has blue eyes

fuk right off

Get a bunch of people dressed up as nazis staring into a camera with neutral facial expressions for 3 minutes with a title card every 30 seconds that says "he will not divide us".

a college student has a 100 word essay due in 6 hours and he hasn't even started yet

>that pic
>pepe

Jewish person frightened of his own shadow, the shadow moves about like Noseferatu's from Murnau's.

Record yourself shitposting on Sup Forums about capeshit.

Or better yet get actors to dress up in Nazi clothing, except proclaim that they are gay, trans, black, tattooed, Jewish, Muslim, Christian, transgender, bi, etc.

A mouse is caught in a trap. You piss on it as it dies

An hero on camera

A man sitting at a desk trying to write.
Every so often he scrunches it up and throws it away, onto the floor
He becomes more and more distressed
Eventually it reaches the point where he's nearly at tears.
Finally he snaps the pen he's writing with, opens the window and jumps out
It slowly pans to reveal that he was writing scripts entitled "3 minute short film ideas"

kek, I like this one

Would his professor love how progressive that is or would they have an aneurysm?

film about loneliness and regret
starts out with you watching tranny porn
you go to grab your fleshlight
crusted semen makes a path from the opening to a dried discoloration on the tabletop
you get an old fast food napkin, spit on it, and wipe it out

Can you put music over it?

Film a man building something. It is finally revealed to be a child sized coffin.

Yes, in fact a soundtrack is required. Good idea

Fuck this is actually good.

Unironically do this OP

Would building the coffin out of legos make it sadder?

too bad i ripped it off

try again

that's unironically great

literally perfect desu.
do this op.

~2 minutes is just long enough for the viewers to start cringing and getting pissed at the same thing happening over and over. and then they are brought back 180 with the ending.

a classic to be sure

A ghost tries to kill himself but he can't.

you're hired.

Remember the most interesting/meaningful thing that happened to you this week (but wasn't very unusual or anecdotal), and reenact it. (This works for all kinds of short films.)

Thought I'd seen it somewhere before

a distressed student has a 20 word essay due in 3 minutes. he snaps from stress and frustration and hangs himself

sexually aggressive mime

Do some spin on the shortest horror story:

>The last man in the world sat alone in a room
>There was a knock at the door

This is garbage. I guarantee you, 50% of all films produced under such an assignment will be meta ironic stories about screenwriters, and a lot of movies will be about suicides/failed suicide attempts.

Same

A secret agent has caught a small henchman. Believing this will help the agency's work, he feels important.
After bringing him on his plane, it is revealed one of the other men with him is actually the main villain, who end up crashing the plane and dashes the agent's hopes. This is also emphasized through the physical differences betwen the agent and the villain.

a 500lb nigger walks down a street. head first he trips into a giant pile of rainwater, messing up the welfare check he had just received. unbeknownst a fellow negro helps him up from behind. the helpful negro struggles to carry the overweight freeloader from the soaked pavement. "You're a big guy" he exclaims as he moans and groans in exhaustion. "For you" says the freeloader.

who will play the man? Eric?

>being this mad you didn't think of it
lmao

You're semi right about my idea dude, a shit-ton of ones I have seen are somehow involved in suicide or death as it's a cheap way to bring shock to an audience despite them only becoming involved with the character less than 5 minutes

However where I went to study film, everyone just did this shit where it's all contrived and edgy for the sake of being edgy. It relies on OP studying at a relatively low level and his fellow students not actually being passionate or smart

guy suiting up giving a monolog like he's a hitman. talking all professional and stuff at the end is killed by another hitman dressed in hoodie and gang stuff.

Film an american man beheading an arab man, parodying an ISIS video.

>talking
>silent film

good point.
it was such a great idea i simply could not keep it to myself.

>DAE 4CHANZ?!?! XD

Do a 3 minute black and white still shot of a dead mime.

Claim it's your take on french cinema.

perfect

A rich old lady dies and gives all her money to her cat
Two wacky friends then try to marry the cat to get all the money

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you start pumping your dick with the fleshlight as you watch trannies suck dick
a wasp starts flying around you in the room
you freak out, jump up, pull the fleshlight off your dick and start swinging it at the wasp
you see a clear shot and throw the fleshlight across the room
the fleshlight goes crashing through your window and hits someone on the street outside
a young man is unconscious lying next to the fleshlight
you stare at him for a moment contemplating what to do
you look over at a photo on your wall of a group of friends in halloween costumes, you in a wig
you shift your focus to the closet, wig resting on the top shelf
you look back at the guy on the street
you drag him inside by his feet
happy ending

This nigga is dropping some truth bombs. I would just go the other direction and make like a cheesy action flick with no pretension to deeper meaning.

inb4 Your Name pasta

excellent

Eric who?

Is this based on a true story?

Stand in front of a green screen and just say "Black Lives matter" over and over. Every time you say it a picture in the background shows a black man who was killed by police.

at this rate, it will be

bump

quit being a dumb frogposter, for one

Edgy behind the scenes documentary about not making a shitty three minute movie?

shit tier
0/10
F for effort

A man wakes up, has breakfast with his family, drives to work, struggles with traffic. The entire time, the camera focuses on his depressed, emotionless face. It continues to a random office job, the way back home, dinner with his family and going to bed with his wife.
During all of this, his face remained the same, until he gets up at night, goes to the computer and his face changes to a grin, then to manic, uncontrollable laughter.
Cue back to morning, the whole cycle repeats several times, gradually getting faster.
Eventually it stops during the nightly computer session, the camera turns revealing he has been baneposting every night.

Bonus points if his son at the dinner table is black.

film a timer counting down from 3 minutes

this would have worked in the past and it would have been called genius or even masterpiece
but not now kiddo
today its all about whiteguilting your way into the top

just do something about how women shouldn't shave and throw in a few minorities in there, use a dramatic piano melody for the background and make white people the bad guys
your teacher will be pleased

>all these people praising this overused formula
you are all either stupid or too young and inexperienced

Have a man doing his routine in the morning
When he walks to his office, he sees a woman waving at him
He waves back
A man steps from behind him going to greet the woman
The man goes sad and goes on
The woman goes past the 2nd man, to the first man
First man gets visibly excited
''You dropped your wallet''
Then the woman goes back to the 2nd guy
Then go back to the first man walking to his office, but with a smile on his face
Fade to black

le meda film :D :D :D

is it pronounced pep or pee pee

It'd be better if you could speak English

that's actually not bad
>3 minute uninterrupted static shot
>mime performing for a couple of minutes in front of a couple of impressed onlookers
>2 minutes in he has a heart attack and dies
>the onlookers carry on watching, not calling for help or checking he's okay because they think it's part of the show
>then they leave, bored, while the mime lies there dead
>fin

you posted this twice

Good thing I don't have to speak english most of the time, faggot

Nice, but before fade to black I suggest
>man starts walking again with a smile on his face
>lines up at an ATM
>when it's his turn he can't find his wallet
>he didn't pick it up because he was too busy staring at the woman
>shot of his wallet on the ground being picked up by a homeless guy and him rifling through the cash with a smile on his face
>the end

This seems like a great idea as long as it's not clearly established that the mime is actually dead.

Neat, but he only has 3 minutes

It's a silent film, he can speed it up

a fight scene done in one take with no cut aways.

Listen to this guy. This is your typical film school film.

If you can't can't come up with a 3 minute movie idea on your own, your career is already doomed.

This isn't the bee movie, user

Go film some Black Lives Matter protesters

Make it in black and whtie
GET IT

What's wrong with The Bee Movie?

Thinking off the top of my head:

>man gets thrown in jail
>he pleads that he didnt do anything (non-verbally) with a sad look on his face to emphasize he was actually innocent
>man sits on prison bed and the camera cuts/zooms to his sad face, now looking at the camera
>gradual time lapse of his time in jail, similar to pic related
>after he is let go from the prison he looks to the world with a poker face expression sd he has no where to go
>ends up doing drugs, eventually getting caught and sent to prison again only this time he accepts it

>A woman engages in sex with her deaf boyfriend while verbally fantasizing about having sex with her boyfriend's best friend, who is listening in the next room.

a white woman is having sex with a black man for @:#) seconds. during the last 30 minutes the camera pans away from them and shows the husband watching them, then the husband looks at the camera and murder-suicides the house

No, it's more like, you can watch the entire bee movie in 3 minutes. But there's no other movie that can pull it off. MAYBE the TDKR opening scene

forgot to mention that during this transformation, he is only look at the camera the entire time until he is let gosimilar to those selfie everyday videos.

>verbally
>in a silent film
You're shit in memeing

ok. so do this, but then at the very end, cut back to you at the desk staring at the page, then crumble the page and throw it in the trash.
end

>what are intertitles

woow exdremly meda :D :D :D

This only works if after showing the film you close your laptop, throw it against the wall, and then jump out the window.

you're SHIT in memeing

What meme am I memeing?

...

A black erect cock for 2:58
Smash cut to a white man shooting the black guy in the head.

edgy

A white erection for 2:59
Smash cut to the black man shooting himself in the head.

a sloppy looking obese man wearing
a Star Wars shirt walks into a convenience store and buys four 2 litre bottles of coke and three bags of Doritos, nervously saying to the cashier that it's for a party

he returns to his darkly lit room, sits down, and watches anime while chomping away at some of the Doritos

30 seconds later and people arrive, it turns out there was a party after all

someone is tied up next to a bomb, escapes (or doesnt)

easiest fucking shit ever and no dialogue