Just pushed out this big boy. I'm proud of myself

Just pushed out this big boy. I'm proud of myself.

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That actually pretty impressive TBQH. I’ve never gotten a shit to stand like that before.

so... how does it go down? wait a minute, wtf is up with that toilet?

Post your height, weight, and diet

German, it’s a shelf toilet.
The literal worst kind of toilet because you have to sit ti pee in it and water won’t suppress your shit stink

1.95 weight 100kg diet: 6slice a bread a few cookies and meat, Potatoes and vegetables for dinner

I pee standing I'm not a faggot. If you pee all over the place you are just retarded

Impressive. Very nice

that's an absolute unit

Are you going to sculpt it?

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you really bombed that lunker bunker

I thought I was dying

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Clean your fucking bathroom

Well sir, that is why you are the Master and we are just Grasshoppers.

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Don't flush your baby op

you mad white boi?

No worries, even certain shades of brown are more concerning than any green shit

Ouch. That made my asshole hurt just from looking at it. Andy Sixx approves.

i'm proud of you too

do you do heroin and/or stretch your anus?

even more impressive if not.

you should stick a little cocktail umbrella in it.

If you pee standing into a shelf toilet then your entire bathroom is covered in piss particulate you nasty fucker

>you should stick a little cocktail umbrella in it.

seconded

I'm afraid you're too late it's gone. I tried to flush it but mere water could not move it. First I pushed it over with a toilet brush and there was an loud audible THUNK. Flushed again still no luck. After smudging it with the toilebrush for 2 minutes it went down the drain . Also no drugs or anus stretching I'm au natural.

licorice

You killed your baby I'm telling

Now you know how much dick you can take.

Germans make a toilet that can't properly dispose of shit? Why am I not surprised.

Looks like you got a fair bit on the floor, you beast.

Germanfag here. Haven´t seen this kind of toilet for at least 20 years.

Seriously though, why was this even a thing in Germany? It seems so ass backwards.

Literally ass backwards, you would think to sit the other way around

Fucking shit freaks

Don´t know. Maybe that´s why they changed it.

They just love huffing the smell of their own shit
Imagine one of these in a public bathroom stall, you would reek of your own shit for the rest of the day after that, you would need fans in every stall to suck out all the shit smell.
Water in a normal toilet does a lot

My son

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that is fucking impressive

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Wow. How did it feel? I bet you had to run to the toilet in a hurry because of the urge.

I was just sitting in my chair trying to watch TV but shit was too uncomfortable too hold in. Went too the toilet 2 pushes in and this biggie came out. Didn't even hurt

Come on, it´s maybe 2 courics. Not a big deal.

Wow very nice. Mine are very long but not nearly as thick.

Finally, a good fucking thread