Rip. Help me out Sup Forums

Rip. Help me out Sup Forums

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Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.

Send it to her again deep-fried, maybe she didn't hear you.

TITS OR GTFO

Never open with a dick pic.
That's like rule one.

reminder to report porn threads for doxxing

In the whiteknight rulebook maybe.

You fucking creep.

How can you imagine that this will ever work ?

ya gotta butter her up before you show her the hog. at the very least pay her for an honest cock rating like i do

"Oops sorry that was meant for my boyfriend"

Help yourself and stop being a fucking degenerate, no chick is gonna fall for that shit anyway. They're not as visibly stimulated as men, most chicks don't care to stare at a cock. They want it inside of them at the most but that doesn't stop them from thinking you're a fucking creep if you're being a fucking creep


Who the fuck said he was a girl, retard? Ohhhh, I get it, you're used to anyone who finds you pathetic being a female. My bad, carry on.

It has literally worked for me hundreds of times. There were other factors involved of course but the fundamentals are what matters. I always start with an HD crystal clear photograph of every inch of my penis, 98% success rate. All it took was some minor preparations on my end.

Fucking retard

no in the Chad rulebook. A penis is just a penis, if a girl wants one she can have one whenever. She wants the man attached to it also. He has to be confident, rugged, handsome, maybe a certain color, and aloof. This dude just seems thirsty.

They try to lie to themselves in order to believe that women are as desperately horny as men, you could guess what the spoiler alert is, they're fucking not.

This only works if you want hook up not a long-term relationship

You must be so vapid that you have to lead with a cock pic because that is the only interesting thing about you. It only works on slampigs bro.

This.

>this level of estrogen on Sup Forums
Well, I was under the impression that people were trying to get fucked or see some nudity. Didn't think you guys were actually trying to get married to some Tinder whore. Some people just have no standards I guess, pardon me.

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It only works if she’s already thinking about fucking you. If you’re just friends forget it.

In college I had an amazing body, so I took “artsy” photos and figured out ways to have girls critique the photos. I’m naked but hiding Perse. Then I would mention these are the pg13 photos or something corny like that. And pretend I didn’t want to show them but basically poking them to ask for more.

This worked 1000% better than a dick pic

Oof

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If you are 100% sure that she wants to fuck you, then why would you waste your time on this bullshit? Playing all these games and trying to win a bitch's heart is some middle school crap.

give her a cumshot tribute video. bitches don't give a shit about random meat, but the juice makes her feel worshipped when she realizes what she can do to your body. bonus points for grunts. auditory stimulation is big with them.

1. Not blocked 2. She replied. She's all yours OP. Bringggggg back pics.

this guy fucks

It worked for me once. Im relatively old, so my online dating time was before tinder. But the one time I did use tinder, I sent a full body nude to this chick. she didnt respond, and I was like oh ok, what ever. Then at like 2 am the next morning or whenever it was it may have been a couple days later, she sends "you have a nice body" banged her and got gonorrhea. hah.

>post dick pics
>talks about standards
>expects to ever get a wife that's not a whore

"Wanna see how weird I can get?"

Repost with black/white filter.

if trips, send her your gaping ass

invert the colour and ask if she prefers a nigga cock

this

close one

Well what the hell else are you on tinder for?

Sometimes you gotta live, but you need to scope your victim. If she’s a whore, ugly and dick hungry then fire away

send her a pic of you wearing high heels

roll

>falling for the marriage jew
Yeah okay, I'll do that.

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Truth. Just dont delude yourself into thinking that you are special and she doesnt do that at least semi often.

Kek

Share the win user

Trips of truth

Reply with No. I am an artist.

Lol yea, its sooo terrible having a bitch do all your errands, clean your house, wash your clothes, take care of your children, fuck you without any effort regularly etc...

Its a pretty sweet deal if you can turn yourself into a good breadwinner.

Say 'im so sorry i meant to send that to my sister'

You are my actual literal brother op.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=BV8-2gke6wM

Fuck

Don't do this. You will catch a ban.

atleast she responded instead of insta-blocking

I have enough bread for myself and the family I was born into. Not sharing it and my life with a dirty whore that I met on the web. Also, imagine unironically believing that women in the 2020's are anything but lazy leeches. If you want someone that'll cook, clean and do shit for you, build a robot. If you want some hideous creature to drain your bank account and life force, get married.

Sounds like someone needs to rub one out...

This is probably the best advice in this thread. Sperm is essential in the equation.

Lol. Build a robot? who the fuck are you? Elon musk 25 years from now?

Also hideous is a bit of a stretch and you must be talking about weak men who dont control their families finances with an iron fist.

Its pasta, obviously.

\*pffft\* Uh oh Stinky! Poop hahahahaha Poopies Funny poopies alalalahahaha Funny poop Poop funny Weeeeee Haha yay more poopy Good poopy Poopy funny hahahahaha poo poo poopoopoopoopoo funny Yay fun poop hehehe poo Poopy yay poop make me happy happy happy hahahahahahaaa uh oh I think I made a poopy Poop in pants no diaper That's funny hahahaha Oopsie Poopy underwear now hehehehe We want poopies! We want poopies! hahahahahahahhahahhaaa Poo cough POO!

if trips send her your a goat shot

wwyd to her

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mash her skull in with a brick

This

mmm yeah shes a dirty slut, what color is the brick? please go into detail. kik?

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Gore, Porn, Politics, Shitposting, Kami, Memes. M H M.

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she wants the dick

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she doesnt like it because your dick looks disgusting. lol cut dicks... r u a jew?

Based opinion

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marry her

Roll

Considering the frenulum, he’s more intact than most Americans.

Sadly, you’re probably wrong.

Damnit

Hot for real

She didn't send that

roll

To find women for company and sex that I can have a conversation with besides just pumping semen onto their chin. I use fetlife or altfriendfinder if I just want sex.

whats yer fetish?

This is actually more relevant than the original.

You have never had sex, let alone hundreds of times.

Did I say I did?

>It has literally worked for me hundreds of times

You are fucking retarded. Sexual harassment is almost never a good idea.

Show me where I said sex.

>almost

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What did it work to do? Did your ISP successfully send unsolicited dick pics? You coomers are literally subhuman.