>wake up
>see this
wat do?
Wake up
Drown
Swim up retard
vomit until I died
>be disoriented
>see blurry person
>panic
>try to breath
>no air only water and a little pee pee
>swallow shit ton of water
>die painfully
Wonder why the fuck I am a fish now
panic and flail around and try to stand on top of her
try not to panic
panic
breath water
drown
die
decompose or slowly be eaten by fish
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test fag
are you a blow fish?
Say hi to Ciara
Nah mate, just a regular-ass clownfish.
Why you asking? You one of those dolphins that chew on blowfish?
Wonder at the marvels of Weeki Wachee
>see thread
>open thread to make drowning joke
>see 40 ppl beat me to it
Wonder why i am under water and why there’s some chick staring at me
>drown
Idk drown?
>BLRGHLGHRGHGHRLGHLR
>wake up underwater
>oh shit
>swim to the surface
>ask kind lady in pic where I am
>thank her for her help
>go home
I am a Mermaid
well she looks comfy looking at me, so probably I get a boner and drown
Unf. I have a fetish for freckles.
would bone.
This is a guy isnt it.
I just dont know anymore.
It's even affected my dating lifestyle.
Take a lung full of water because I want to die.
This is the only answer.