Wake up

>wake up
>see this
wat do?

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Drown

Swim up retard

vomit until I died

>be disoriented
>see blurry person
>panic
>try to breath
>no air only water and a little pee pee
>swallow shit ton of water
>die painfully

Wonder why the fuck I am a fish now

panic and flail around and try to stand on top of her

try not to panic
panic
breath water
drown
die
decompose or slowly be eaten by fish

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are you a blow fish?

Say hi to Ciara

Nah mate, just a regular-ass clownfish.
Why you asking? You one of those dolphins that chew on blowfish?

Wonder at the marvels of Weeki Wachee

>see thread
>open thread to make drowning joke
>see 40 ppl beat me to it

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Wonder why i am under water and why there’s some chick staring at me

>drown

Idk drown?

>BLRGHLGHRGHGHRLGHLR

>wake up underwater
>oh shit
>swim to the surface
>ask kind lady in pic where I am
>thank her for her help
>go home

I am a Mermaid

well she looks comfy looking at me, so probably I get a boner and drown

Unf. I have a fetish for freckles.

would bone.

This is a guy isnt it.

I just dont know anymore.
It's even affected my dating lifestyle.

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Take a lung full of water because I want to die.

This is the only answer.