Reminder that Sup Forums is a pro-porn board. I've been posting here since 1998 and I absolutely love porn. The entire purpose of this site is to celebrate pornography in all its forms. It's not about memes, or the lulz, or raids, or creativity at all. It's about gooning and edging to other men getting their rocks off until your brains ooze out your ears and you shoot a fat wad of spunk onto your tummy-tum. Yessiree, porn truly is the most beautiful and sacred artform there is. If your were a real oldfag like me, you'd realize that and start posting some sizzling webms of cuckolding, piss, and BBC.
Reminder that Sup Forums is a pro-porn board. I've been posting here since 1998 and I absolutely love porn...
Caleb Brooks
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Joshua Lopez
Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.
Caleb Smith
okay but what about posting
A N I M E
Juan Jackson
Sup Forums didn’t fucking exist on 1998, based retard
Carson Morgan
Gabriel Morris
Ethan Wood
Shut the fuck up. Go away you underaged coomers.
David Sullivan
Fucking newfag
Carson Garcia
I agree, and dubs and we are a meme
Anthony Wood
I've been posting here since 1977 and you are a faggot.
Jordan Wright
fucking new fag.
ive been teletyping my responses since 1932. get on my level.
Alexander Brooks
Yeah I remember moots first post.
It was pr0n.
Ayden Phillips
cute cirno, user
Jordan Cook
have sex incel
Gabriel Martin
Brandon Watson
Who the fuck is Moot?
Lincoln Fisher
It is for porn. The weird porn
Not the pussy ass tribute and celeb threads
Sebastian Gomez
Please be bait
Kayden Hughes
>1998
Fucking newfags are cancer
Jayden Taylor
I really, really like this image
Alexander Turner
The little girl.
Nicholas Price
Andrew Smith
No one tell him.
fuck this new fag in particular. to lazy to learn the basics
Carson Thompson
Porn is great, especially NSFW humor and edgy crazy vore cartoons and shitting dick nipples etc.
The people are are populating Sup Forums right now are furiously collecting average uninteresting porn like a feeding frenzy. I can't imagine how sore their dicks must be. The girls don't even have to be naked, it'll just be a random facebook photo and someone will say "I fucked her lol post bitches you fucked" and it'll be nothing but facebook photos. What the fuck is the point of that? Just dumping photos of average women into a sea of other average women. For me, this is about the quality of the content here and giving other threads a fair chance against the storm of porn threads at any given point.
James Cruz
What is bait?
Justin Thompson
Deserved of dubs, m8