Reminder that Sup Forums is a pro-porn board. I've been posting here since 1998 and I absolutely love porn...

Reminder that Sup Forums is a pro-porn board. I've been posting here since 1998 and I absolutely love porn. The entire purpose of this site is to celebrate pornography in all its forms. It's not about memes, or the lulz, or raids, or creativity at all. It's about gooning and edging to other men getting their rocks off until your brains ooze out your ears and you shoot a fat wad of spunk onto your tummy-tum. Yessiree, porn truly is the most beautiful and sacred artform there is. If your were a real oldfag like me, you'd realize that and start posting some sizzling webms of cuckolding, piss, and BBC.

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Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.

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okay but what about posting
A N I M E

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Sup Forums didn’t fucking exist on 1998, based retard

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Shut the fuck up. Go away you underaged coomers.

Fucking newfag

I agree, and dubs and we are a meme

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I've been posting here since 1977 and you are a faggot.

fucking new fag.

ive been teletyping my responses since 1932. get on my level.

Yeah I remember moots first post.
It was pr0n.

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cute cirno, user

have sex incel

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Who the fuck is Moot?

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It is for porn. The weird porn
Not the pussy ass tribute and celeb threads

Please be bait

>1998

Fucking newfags are cancer

I really, really like this image

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The little girl.

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No one tell him.

fuck this new fag in particular. to lazy to learn the basics

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Porn is great, especially NSFW humor and edgy crazy vore cartoons and shitting dick nipples etc.
The people are are populating Sup Forums right now are furiously collecting average uninteresting porn like a feeding frenzy. I can't imagine how sore their dicks must be. The girls don't even have to be naked, it'll just be a random facebook photo and someone will say "I fucked her lol post bitches you fucked" and it'll be nothing but facebook photos. What the fuck is the point of that? Just dumping photos of average women into a sea of other average women. For me, this is about the quality of the content here and giving other threads a fair chance against the storm of porn threads at any given point.

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What is bait?

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Deserved of dubs, m8