Why haven't you killed yourself today?

Why haven't you killed yourself today?

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what would that achieve?

Why would I kill myself because a faggot is kissing a skank? You don’t much longer so make up a reason dude.

have* much longer.

I can't figure our the equation that leads to end existence, maybe if I'm lucky it'll be today and I won't have to keep trying.

Why would i? Life's alright and sure we're doomed eventually but today isn't that day.

Because I have finals and mom would be sad

I dont know how to tie a noose.

i am afraid or i would have done it a long time ago

It's not easy to do...

I dunno man, I just wanted to browse the internet for a couple minutes and then it was already 11PM.
Maybe tomorrow I guess.

cuz my life is going somewhere

suicide is for cowards and quitters, I am neither. I may be a complete failure at everything I do, but I ain't a fucking quitter and I sure as hell ain't a damn coward

I killed myself yesterday.

because I missed again.

did it yesterday, really tired me out for todays doing

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it's cold outside and I like the warmth of my apartment. also, i don't have weepons that would make it painless. i have a flare launcher, but it would make it painful for about a minute.

yeah and two years later he looks like shit because prostate-cancer and she's fucking dogs for money.

She probably fucked a nigger behind his back

i'm a coward and i'm too afraid

I was a chad in high school and college. I still masturbate daily to the amateur porn I made of countless 8/10 girls choking on my cock, taking my cum, etc. Even if I've become a retired NEET loser since then, I still at least look like a Chad, and the memories keep me going.

Berserk helps me want to keep going, my boy guts faces an endless amount of hardship and trauma and he keeps going. you can either lay down and die like a little bitch, or you can grit your teeth and keep moving forward.

>high school sweethearts and probably prom king and queen
>"FAGGOTs AND SKANKS REEEEEEE
classic incel cope

All we are is dust in the wind dude.

Because only optimists commit suicide.

If I so much as consider suicide I have a panic attack about the fact that there is no afterlife and I will cease to exist. The irony is that is the best thing that could happen, yet it terrifies me like nothing else ever could.
So here I sit, simply continuing a life that is at best a chore, and at worst torture.

Get a load of this guy. Thinks being prom king is something to strive for. How rock and roll of you man. I'm sure you're the coolest kid in your neighborhood. No way you're a dork, right?

And you already know without meeting her or talking to her that she gets drunk on weekends and posts endless selfies of herself on Instagram and facebook.

No thanks, I like girls who don't work at being boring clones, I'm prepared to sacrifice 1 or 2 points on the /10 scale for that

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>FUCKING NORMIES WHY ISN'T EVERYONE A LOSER LIKE I AM REEEEE
keep going lmao

This is why people want the coomer plague gone. Becuase not only are you all cumbrained retards, but you're all aggressively autistic incels as well.

Exactly. Literally moralizing on fucking Sup Forums kek

>uh oh I thought it was cool to be prom king. Now they're making fun of me! Better double down.

Totally dudes. The way I mentally get through each day is by telling myself that I am so much better than all those other losers that post on Sup Forums. I'm not like that. I'm no loser, they're the losers, right bros?

nice bait

After over a dozen years where nothing seems to have gone right, everything is finally falling into place.

Checked your digits and I'm happy to hear things are going well for you. I hope it continues.

Different person - Seriously though, why do you care about high school... after high school? Even having a great experience in high school is nothing compared to having freedom, money, and better lays

High school literally sucks for every single person compared to the rest of their lives unless they can't apply themselves

Because, despite everything, I hold on to a faint and withering hope that the next day might be a better day; that all my effort will eventually pay off; that the moments of real joy might become more frequent, the instances of disappointment and misery, scarcer.

I persist because I possess an unjustifiable optimism that it can't be bad all the time.

I did. That's why we're talking.

ignoring the OP pic, my family still cares about me too much
gotta wait for my parents to die

because lifes pretty good tbh

I keep making plans with people. I don't want to let them down.

One of my friend's birthdays is coming up too. If I end it now, then they'll have no way of getting the present that I bought for them.

No reason. I probably should.

ur a gud lad user

I will never kill myself for 3 reasons:

1: The manliest way to kill yourself is to suffer through life and die of natural causes at an old age.
2: I believe the end of mankind will occur in my lifetime and I'm waiting to see it myself.
3: Because I'm not a little bitch.

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no purpose to, to be brutally honest im pretty happy

Last sentence is insanely true. Nothing wrong with having fun in high school but your best days should be ahead of you since everything really opens up past 18

real gamers don't loose

Because I'm a pussy.

I would kill myself, but then I can’t call everyone on this site a retard

Pretty much this. Pondered it sometimes, but boredom takes over or life comes up and after a few hours of focusing on something else I just want to relax and not deal with such intense decisions. Next thing you know life changes direction and it seems pointless. Like most people I still have self-destructive tendencies but I'm actually curious to see what takes me out someday. Will it be the alcohol, drugs, or will I got out swinging some nigger to the ground?

Because I like the feeling of depression that it justifies keeping myself alive. Could be worse; I could have an eating disorder.

why cant be this me?

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Because there will be a time when i must rally all of Sup Forums to create an army. Just gotta follow gods plan

I'm afraid of what might come next. I don't think I would land anywhere where it is fun. Might aswell stay here and see what comes next. Gonna die anyway

Because my farts smell fucking awesome today.

I did it yesterday.
>meh
Looking for something else to do today.