the celeb thread
The celeb thread
it's me, faithful husbandanon
NUDES ONLY
I had a response written out to you and BAM it 404 ;_;
i think that neener bastard spiked my tea
I would like to redeem my legally certified, officially licensed one free Ana De Armas smooch and butt touch coupon this very moment.
sit on my face
I want to push VJ into a case of glass pour over coffee jugs
truthfully, I can't even remember what I said
as of march 2018, those are no longer valid, thank you
I would never do such an under handed thing. I'd just slap it out your hand and walk away.
you said something about your chest not feeling as hollow as it has the last month.
>my reply was
have a good day today? sure hope you did. what did you end up doing with the folder names? excerpts from poems or the other thing?
I signed up and paid extra for the auto renewing special hologram badged never expiration smooch butt touch coupon club membership. Tell that qt to bend over and pucker up.
ooo look its 521452142514! Use names you stupid faggots
>not spiderman
>32
Damn I was hoping we would see 1496949383564
that program has been discontinued, i can't help you
get
Lil Ari at the mall!
cursed celeb thread
Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.
Spiderman in a celeb thread. Fucking normies.
Coomers have already won. Its over.
PETER, PLEASE
>doesn’t know emrata
You’ve stumbled into the wrong thread, quietly move along nigger
I'll call back during normal working hours tomorrow. Expect a huge fuss. I want what I paid for!!!
cope
coomers4lyfe
oh yes of course. today was good in many ways. and I will do the poem one for sure, but now it means I have to choose my favourite 1015 pictures of her, which means it will take even more time. and how is tonight for you chad?
your declarations of love for Vic are strangely unique
why would you do such a cruel and vicious thing?
no refunds, thank you for being a customer
Coomers I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you post is "NSFW". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you posted a pussy! This totally shocks my unenlightened puritan mind.
No, we hate you because you are the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Coomers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about ass or tits. Always with animebikini.jpg and ranting about how hot she is. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, coomers cant help but broadcast the fact that they are coomers.
What does the chest size of some instagram thot have to do with this thread? I mean, really what does it add to the conversation about the randomness? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO HORNY! YOU SHOULD POST PORN!
TL;DR Coomers are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "SFW".
Prove. Me. Wrong.
the absolute cope
decent nudes
she piss herself?
Why would you think I would ever poison you?
Its over, but please keep kicking and screaming. Its amusing watching your resolve falter.
Enjoying a sexy Nina is an inalienable right that all living things in 100 million galaxies are guaranteed
Sexcellent.
Okay coomer
What is your name user
Not irl name but what do people call you here
this is Ashton Kutcher, can you believe it? Of course you can
>what do people call you here
faggot, mostly
Bonered
Where is ChicagoBro? I hope he didn't give up all hope and is now sucking dick in alleys for money...hopefully it's still just for pleasure.
nice
idk, i've heard the rumours
>the way the water drips on her lower back 35 seconds in
H
to the N
to the N - N - N - N - N - N - G
Gud tiddy
wat
tell me just one (1) of the many reasons today was great for you. lol why 1015 pictures exactly? tonight is breddy good. just chillin, blazin some bud. ty for asking fren
So you are trying to insult grownups by saying they masturbate? Interesting. Do tell me how this works out for you.
Understandable have a nice day
Do the SUCK
They need a better word than coomer lol, it sounds so fucking dumb. And I mean that in the way that picturing someone angrily saying "coomer" makes them seem instantly retarded
What about... cumjunkies? Or... I don't know, but surely there's something better.
>rumours
Unsubstantiated lies is all they are.
can you imagine if porn posters couldn't stand to post what they want while others posted non porn things so they congregate somewhere else on the internet to organize some nonsense the likes of the yellerds recent jive?
I mean, wanker is already an insult. Could use that if they were smart.
gooners seems more accurate
He can't have a name, he's too elusive.
stroke stroke stroke stroke
I know, that’s why I wanted his name, full of mystery
Wanker is an insult but too broadly used I think
That's true, but there's lots of people who'd happily call themselves gooners and there's gooner porn so they need something that's an insult to all
you can't insult us. we love cumming. you would, too, if you tried.
upgrade
i'm not so sure about that, the sources are pretty reliable
I'd love to have some private personal one on one time with the crack between Pixie's boobs, if it were so allowed.
I'm one of you, dingus. I'm stroking right now
stroke stroke stroke 4 miley