Get me laid b
Get me laid b
Ethan Anderson
Tyler Wilson
Ian Lopez
Nicholas Walker
Compliment their ass holes
Jacob Cook
>Man bun
kys
Christian Myers
Ask her 'what are we getting exactly?'
Justin Cox
Stop projecting and pull the trigger already weeb
Colton Sanders
"there's other things that I like"
Luis Mitchell
Ask her about her day
Jackson Hughes
Jonathan Green
You blew it
Liam Cox
Do this
Josiah Wood
Say "wanna see my man hole" next
Josiah Cook
"I'll show you more of my bun if you show me yours"
Levi Morgan
David Myers
Bentley Hernandez
Henry Harris
me you tomorrow night my house
dubs ftw
Josiah Bailey
Well fuck mate that didnt go as planned
Joseph Long
Suggest a place to go, but say it in a way like "we're going here aite?"
Lincoln Powell
Say "I have special eyes. They see many things ;)"
Samuel Reyes
I suggested the first bit and I agree with this guy
James Reed
Owen Long
Holy cringe
Dylan Carter
Say did you fall from heaven? Cuz I eat ass
Matthew Lewis
Oh god, don't
Asher Campbell
"Just wait til you see my 'brown eye'"
Brayden Martinez
fucking kys yourself
Brandon Murphy
Wish I could say the same about yours.
Jayden King
Levi Allen
then... coffee tomorrow?
Zachary Jackson
You have a man bun. You're not getting laid.
Cameron Baker
shit I thought your username was Anals
Nolan Morales
Let’s fucking go b these women are waiting
Levi Johnson
ever try talking with a dick in your mouth?
Isaac Lee
Hey straight up wanna help contribute to suicide prevention and help me get laid?
Owen Myers
how can you see that without opening your eyes?
Caleb Peterson
"I just completed my degree in Marine Biology and have a keen interest in examining your blowhole."
Dominic Moore
I eat ass whatsup
You have like ten suggestions
Use em nigger
Carter Campbell
Do you think I could bum a cigarette
Luke Williams
REROLL to save this shit
Adrian Phillips
Post her full pic
Parker Cruz
Baha, you're energy? Man girls can be so full of shit. She got that from "I like your face" fuck.
Christian Thompson
"Want to know what else I like?"
Jason Russell
REROLL
Jeremiah Wright
they're not their you dumb roastie
Liam Torres
i'd rather your scumbag ass drink a gallon of bleach
Caleb Reed
>Man girls can be so full of shit.
OPEE is full of shit yo
Asher Parker
>off by 1
sorry I tried to pull you out of the dive OP
Liam Robinson
>man bun
Justin Moore
cringe
Landon Murphy
Gabriella, the way that I'll gel ya...
Grayson James
you have a man bun and a face tattoo?
Adam Bell
Angel Adams
Say "less talk, more action, I got years to make up for lady."
Jeremiah Edwards
Christ
Ethan Russell
LOL
David Rivera
haha this
Kayden Adams
Not bad.
Matthew Hill
That's a man
Charles Clark
Lol i love how youre hating on the bun, when he actually got a compliment.
Kayden Richardson
No now fuck you and your Bun
Gabriel Young
I'm on Sup Forums right now trying to get them to figure out how to get you to fuck me. Send to all three and then link them here.
Robert Taylor
ask her our for a sushi bar
Benjamin Garcia
not a man just butt ugly and probably has some mental health issues
Jose Garcia
that's a dude
Kevin Nguyen
Not really. I'm not certain what it is but I can assure you that it is hideous.
Lincoln Brooks
okay I think OP is posting the greatest bait of all time with this girl, the man bun and the face tattoo shit
Good job, OP, you got me at first
Jason Perry
Taste my tater gravy and I'll suck your tendies
Charles Kelly
Yessss
Joseph Diaz
Lol the bun is not for you to like faggit
Cameron Sullivan
Why not change your approach? Instead of saying "I like your face" Say something "unintentionally" sexual. Fake an autocorrect.
Ethan Brown
Shit just got interesting
Nolan Young
WINRAR, nice dubs!
Andrew Davis
Your moth looks like a prolapsed anus, lay off the collagen.
Jace Barnes
Joseph Moore
kek
Tyler Ortiz
Ask it for a pic where it's not making its mouth look like a butthole. Also post full pic of all of them
Xavier Thompson
HOLY SHIT MAN THE ARPOONS
Justin Johnson
How did it get interesting?
You are just some fag being a fag
Angel Gray
For the love of god cringe OP don't do this.
Alexander Johnson
Fucking terrible
Cameron Bailey
OP is would not be a fag if he delivered that verbatim to one of these bitches
Jaxson Reed
A lack of ability in your part doesn't mean a lack of ability in his.
Carter Foster
Y’all motherfuckers need to catch the fuck up
Lincoln Davis
you're a fucking legend OP
follow up with
>oh wait, do chinese eat fried chicken tendies? so sorry if I've offended
before she responds
Bentley Williams
Good lord OP... Well that's one life wasted.
Caleb Williams
Waleed
Landon Perez
well as a hole in the ground
Jose Thompson
Evan Nguyen
>Waleed
Kek
Adrian Wood
I'm on Sup Forums right now trying to get them to figure out how to get you to fuck me. Send to all three and then link them here.
Dominic Long
full pic pls
Camden Barnes
December is treating me very well now that it has gifted me the pleasure of meeting you ;)
Lucas Stewart
>waleed
Thomas Kelly
Easton Flores
YOU RAGING FAGGOT
you stole MY fucking opening line
maybe you can't get laid because you're so autistic any social
interactions you have are knock offs.
Perhaps having a regular conversation once in a while
would do you some good.
bitch
Nolan Miller
pic related
reroll
James Ramirez
white guy. man bun. named waleed.
Im hating you more and more OP.
Nathan Thomas
We should do something really crazy then...let's fuckin bone