I have a date with a girl in a cafe, i don't know what to do. my verbal skills aren't very good...

i have a date with a girl in a cafe, i don't know what to do. my verbal skills aren't very good, i just don't find it interesting to talk or listen to people. what is an activity, or game i could take with me, that she might be interested in playing with me? i thought about taking scrabble or monopoly but they take a long time and if she gets hotels and wins then i would be mad at her and wouldn't want to give her the dick after, any suggestions?

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Bro your busy playing autismoquest no way in hell you're giving her the dick anyway

well i would give her it if she wanted it but you are probably right, should i show her my video game?

Just be a cooler version of yourself.

just talk to her about diablo ii the entire time trust me on this one

the reason you have nothing to talk about is because you do nothing. you probably just sit at home all day playing osrs and fapping. the reason you find conversation uninteresting is because you lack the ability to contribute and probably have nothing going on in your retarded brain to come up with a response/add. maybe brush up on current events, form your own opinions on topics, and bring those topics which interest you up and have a discussion.

Fix the game - hide extra cash and housing in your sleeves. When she gets up to take a leak, bang.

You just entrepreneured.

how do you be cool? in the movie when he says that it just means everyone calms down and shuts up

ok i will have to research this game, i could print off some wikipedia pages to show her images as well i guess

Are you some kind of ape

Go to a bar
Play game of i guess and if i guess right you have to drink
Order coctails for both
Start with innocent stuff. Do you have a dog ? Do you have a sister etc. SLOWLY get more sexual, then hit her with the are you a good kisser? If she says yes then ask her to prove it, if she says no , show her how to do it

well you are right about osrs and fapping but i am trying to stop fapping, i am on day 2 so far, also i stopped smoking weed 2 days ago.
i just read about that lady who prince andrew accussed, put on twitter that she isn't suicidal any more, but that doesn't seem like a good topic to bring up.
yeah i don't find much interest in other conversation, people just seem to be lying to each other and not listening.
one user told me recently that the reason they ask to meet in public area like a cafe is to make sure you aren't creepy and weird and that is one thing i have never thought about, but me faking a personality to not seem creepy and weird, is in itself a bit creepy isn't it? i want someone i can be myself in, i don't know how to draw the lines to 'ease it in'

damn thats a good idea. i had some weighted dice when i was younger but don't know where they are now

that is smooth user, it made me smile. im laughing though because i know i will mess it up.
>are you a good kisser
>her: yes
>ok prove it
>her: *gets up and walks over to a guy and kisses him*
>oh yeah you are good he seemed to enjoy that

that's when you leave

i went on a date with a girl to a pub and she suddenly kissed me when i was being silent and i felt awkward with people in the pub watching us but she said it was normal - is it?

Either make up a fake back story about yourself or (better idea) people watch at the cafe with her and try to pretend or guess what’s going on in their lives

that sounds fun, i think someone told me they do it before in an airport and make up stories about where people are going or where they have come from

She was probably drunk and going arround being playful and "teasy".
If you had a date and your girl did that it's time to get out, resepect yourself

she hadn't had any drinks. she said she did it because i looked nervous and it should help me calm down but it just made me more nervous about everyone around us looking. i have no experience with people kissing in public, or in pubs, so i didn't know if it was acceptable, or it makes other people feel odd to see us kissing?

Jesus no grown woman wants to play monopoly with an autismo, find a bad with pool or darts if you want to play something, enjoy a beer, or if you want to actually fuck her get hard liquor, and stock up on something like wine and hide it in the trunk of your car so you can drink later

other girls have done it in the past, we played scrabble but on her bed and then we had sex. ye playing pool would be fun actually, but normally there are guys there at the table. one time i was going to meet a girl to play pool and there were guys there and i got so scared i started sweating and panicking and then she said she had to leave