Dubs decide who I vote for tomorrow

Dubs decide who I vote for tomorrow

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Monster Raving Looney Party. If not represented, spoil ballot.

Vote for euthanasia

Green party rise up

Vote for her majesty

Just do what any sane person would do and vote for the biggest breasts

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>Just do what any sane person would do and vote for the biggest breasts
You heard it here, vote for Dianne Abbott

You gotta tell us which parties you bongs have first.

Your constituency's most likely non-Tory candidate because Boris' Brexit plans are fucking stupid

Stand back, commie.

After careful inspection I still maintain Jo has the biggest tits. Biggest female tits.

vote tory

SNP if in Scotland, Lib Dem if in Wales, Brexit Party if in England.

cucks vote tory

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labour

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The based, redpilled, based and redpilled SNP

Vote Labour if you're not a paedo

Labour.

There it is.

Sinn Fein

Cucks vote.

Don't vote

yes lad!

Why don't all us britfags spoil the ballot with the same slogan. Like "moist nugget"

Got a bet that Labour will get most seats 12-1, I think it's plausible, but prolly won't happen.
Also bet Brexit party will get at least 1 seat (4-1 odds) and no overall majority was like 3-1

I just want Tory out so I see all the boomer rage, honestly don't give a fuck who gets in I was just wanna see the butt hurt.

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I honestly can't understand the mentality of anybody that is willing to vote Tory and Boris. If he gets an overall majority, the UK is fucked.

Now you just have to write "Yes Lad!" On the ballot

labour

That post I've been seeing today

"Imagine waking up to the news that Boris Johnson is hiding in a freezer from the press and thinking yes fam that's who I'm going to vote for"

My thinking is that a chunk of Tories just can't be that taken with him as PM

now that's an idea

No one who votes tory would say fam.

Would definitely love to see her fucking stripped...

Voting tactically btw, totally gutted I can't vote for the Lib Dems, but my area is marginal cunt/twat

My thinking is that there are plenty of fucking idiots in England that are either really fucking stupid and gullible or just really rich. The amount of lies coming from the Tories in this election has been unbelievable, add to that the media bias against Labour. Even the fucking DUP are trying to plot against the Tories, so there must be something really bad about to happen if those fucking dinosaurs are panicking.

Vote for Jeremy Corbyn.

My friend said a fair point, they've always been full of shit but now its more obvious than ever how desperate they are, but also on what you said, my parents are pretty rich and pretty dumb so they beleive a fair chunk of the anti labour stuff, and my mom has always voted labour but isnt anymore because she doesnt like Corbyn but can't give me a good reason why, everything she told me I gave her a reason why that was bullshit "... oh, no he djust doesnt know hes hes doing, and hes antisemetic"

I swear if they lose I'm gonna gloat so fucking hard about it.

Vote how you want, the Tories will win either way. All the parties are shite anyway.

Brexit Party won't get a seat. Unilaterally forming a Brexit alliance with the Tories cucked them beyond repair. Farage already has his ticket to America to never return again.

I'm expecting one dumbass county to vote them in, seems pretty mad that Farage has already given up on the party already

I honestly don't get what that cunt wants. Leave the EU, ok, no not like that, ok we got a deal, no not that deal

You do it then you cunt

Older ones will be reluctant to vote for him because it means a radical change and that scares them. The anti-semetic stuff is utter bollocks, he just doesn't like Zionism like most other people, only jewish lad I know is an ardent Corbynite. If the Tories get their majority, the Union is fucked. Scotland will want away and even many Unionists in the north of Ireland are eyeing up a united Ireland so they can remain in the EU. Unionists feel Boris has betrayed them.

Usually the boomers who share the most bullshit and call anything 'fake news' but will then share a post about how blue M&Ms cause cancer. I've always said voting should be restricted, I don't give a fuck if its not democratic but some people just shouldn't be allowed to vote if their reasons are clearly bullshit lies. I'm yet to hear a good Tory policy and the argument is Corbyn is a terrorist synth player, and its insane the shitstorm he's had to endure. The 'factcheck UK', the fake labour manifesto where they paid google to put it up in the search results, Bojos constant lies and inability to answer a question that isn't "yeah but Brexit"

I'm pretty centrist when it comes to politics but it's pure madness how anyone can think Bojo and the Torys are going to do anything good after nearly 10 years of cuts and fucking shitty economy. Gammon shit lord will proclaim that leaving the EU will save them all, save them all and everything will be better which makes zero fucking sense but it doesnt need to for those cunts.

If they get back in I'd welcome the complete the fall of the UK, I want Scotland to go independent, I'd like Wales to also even though not much traction there. England out of the EU means more isolated island policies where we will go downhill and it'll be jokes

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Conservative

BOJO

K, so you would rather see minorities continue to take control of the entire country, and push it further into the abyss of Orwellian horrors. Just don't vote you little faggot if you don't know anything about politics.

I would vote but I am hiding in the freezer.

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>Orwellian horrors.
>Have you been out of the country while the tories were in power?

U literally are someone who shouldn't be allowed to vote, go ride the EU's dick while getting overthrown by niggers and tuskan raiders

Fag

We get like no fucking niggers, it's crazy, you know I found out only 8% of the UK is non white? and only 4% of that is Arabic?

Compare that to the USA where only 72% are white.

Even then take it the mass cuts the Torys have given over the last few years and the UK just fucking sucks now, how anyone can be proud of the pile of shit this country has become is pure ignorance, BUT MAR ENGLAND little englander sydnrome who think that England is this great nation because we 'beat the nazis' while ignoring we were totally fucked if it wasn't for the USA.

do one cunt

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Well said.

Mate england is like 20% foreigners, none of the rest of the UK matters.

Labor

trump

Wow u are retarded

Do some research cunt, "It's like 20% because maths is hard"

I don't pull numbers out my arse like the Tories

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You hate immigrants?

Can you trace your family tree back to the ancient Celts who inhabited the Britain before the Roman invasion?

If not then you're likely an immigrant too you hypocritical spastic

Labour

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_England#Ethnicity

inb4 "lol wikipedia"

>spastic
What the fuck do they have to do with the Kingdom of England which as it stands was founded in 1066? Do you actually think before you parrot left wing bullshit?

Answer these questions,
It’ll tell you who you should vote for

Https://uk.isidewith.com

>Kingdom of England
And what does some dude from 1000 years ago, declaring himself ruler by means of a magic hat, have to do with modern day politics?

Oh, you’re a retarded faggot.
Carry on

Founded in 1066? You mean conquered by Norman immigrants? Who actually conquered Anglo Saxon immigrants?

See what I mean? By definition everyone on the island is an immigrant of one sort or another. You just don't like the ones they plaster in the front of the Sun

The banter of these guys

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demography_of_England#Ethnicity

"Let's pick England because the number is smaller"

It's still 91% in England, the UK is 93%, so it's still nowhere near "20% immigrants like you claimed"

"Kingdom of England which as it stands was founded in 1066" holy fuck you're dense. You on about the Anglo Saxon England where they were from Germany originally? Or the Normandies from France? Howabout the Tudors who were Welsh? Then we had William III who was Dutch after the Civil War, or maybe you mean the current Royal Family, the Windors

or more like House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, because they too are German

stop being a fucking idiot

It's literally the foundation of English culture in the modern format and directly responsible for everything that happened past that point you absolute mouth breather. The Magna Carta, Henry the 8th breaking away from the catholic church etc etc.

Your carer should be sacked for letting you on the internet.

Devils Tripps

Bloody Immigrants !!!
Bloody Beaker Folk!!!
Coming Over here, on their primitive eater going vessels via the Iberian peninsula, with their glazed pottery and drinking vessels!!! Teaching us to make and eat bread!!!

We don’t want you here, beaker folk!
Fuck off back to where you came from!
We’re full!

The home secretary is literally Indian there's difference between good immigrants and bad ones ...I've been to Paris and Berlin and they've been turned into shit holes by the non working ones...

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And even then .
Why would a 20% migrant demographic be an issue, unless you were a racist fundamentalist?

Britain is, was, and forever shall be, the cultural hub of the world. All are welcome. Put the kettle on

You're right there, she's definitely a bad immigrant

>The Magna Carta, Henry the 8th

Heres 2 things I read on the internet.

You know the Magna Carters original intent was to ease relations with Barons and the Monarch? People like you love to claim it as if its some magic document that establishes a great nation when the reality of it is that about 5% of it is relevant in todays society, the rest is archaic dead laws that are to do with Barons and the hierarchy of people which again, is dead.

Henry VIII was also Welsh descent, so again, not English

How obtuse, it was the creation of England in it's current politcal form, and no matter how much mental gymastics you do that fact doesn't get changed.

Are we reading the same thing? 79.8% White British in England.

You are aware how monarchies work right? You gotta be related to the previous one. Fucking idiot, "the monarchy are German" clapping seal crowd need to fuck off.

>Britain is, was, and forever shall be, the cultural hub of the world. All are welcome

Ah left wingers blatantly ignoring the fact we stole all the good bits of other cultures. Why is having objectively inferior cultures present a good thing?

>directly responsible for everything that happened past that point you absolute mouth breather. The Magna Carta
>directly responsible

The Magna Carta was exclusively written in order to limit the powers of royalty - you dribbling idiot.
Claiming they’re “responsible” is like a burglar who’s been jailed claiming responsibility for the reduction in burglaries since they’ve been jailed.

Fuck off with your anus licking.

I loved Paris when I went, Berlin ... sorta. I just felt the city was a bit dead and dirty.

Prague and Vienna though, yes

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>Why is having objectively inferior cultures present a good thing?
You tell us mouth breather.
Or leave the UK....you clearly don’t fit in

Saying Henry the VIII was Welsh is like saying the colonists in Australia are Aboriginals cos they're in Australia. If a dog is born in a stable does it make it a horse?

I refrenced the Magna Carta cos it's an early example of England spreading power and liberalism in an old format.

Yeah no Norman Conquest, with the ensuing harrowing of the North, no Magna Carta. Try to keep up.

Well done, what an expert evasion of the question, Your C in BTEC English language sure showed me.

>You are aware how monarchies work right? You gotta be related to the previous one.
What?!?!

No, retard.
You cut the head off the previous king ...you are now king .
All you need now is an army willing to fight your claim . If you win - congratulations on becoming the new ruling monarch.

Those are the rules you fucking moron

I'm ctrl+F and that number is found no where in the link you've given. in the English and UK demographics.

>Fucking idiot, "the monarchy are German" clapping seal crowd need to fuck off.

They literally changed their name in WW1 to not be associated with Germany. The Kaiser, Tsar and King George V were all cousins, they all descended from the Germanic Royal house

I suggest you look up the English Civil War, The Commonwealth of England and the guy we got in after it. Having a "rightful" claim is more important than you think.

>I'm ctrl+F and that number is found no where in the link you've given. in the English and UK demographics.

You're lying or retarded. Either way no interest in engaging with you beyond this.

Not an argument.

Your small minded retarded myopic view of both current day and historic Britain are laughably moronic.
If at any point you’d care to make a coherent point that you can back up with something other than your faggot opinion, then please feel free

>Having a "rightful" claim is more important than you think.
If I have an army to back it up - then any claim made is “rightful”.

You’re a bit dim, arent you

K foreigners are more than 20% of the population of England today and the areas they come from are shit and therefore the logical assumption is they are by extension shit people.

Happy?

Oh were the Australians descendants of Abbos? Oh wait no they're not, I have an Aus passport, am I Australian? Lol no I'm British. Henry VII was literally born in Wales, his Dad was Welsh, therefore he is also Welsh

I know, this is difficult for you to understand.

You referenced it because people like you have nothing to fall back on other than cliched bullshit

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>back up with something other than your retarded opinion
Read it again - now back it up with something other than your retarded opinion

>You're lying or retarded. Either way no interest in engaging with you beyond this.

>I have been proved wrong but I cannot admit defeat because I'm little Englander

How do you people live with yourselves knowing that all your points are based on bad information?

>they all descended from the Germanic Royal house
If you mean the Kaiser, then related but not descended and Germanic royal house needs a whole lot of clarification as to what you are talking about.

Well really Wales was part of the Kingdom of England at that point "still is on the Union Jack" so he's English by your logic.

Kkk

ITT royalist cucks

There is zero justification in the modern era to promote one single family constitutionally above all others.
It is indefensible.
Yet you faggots still bend the knee

Really the burden of proof is on you because foreigners aren't native and therefore something new which the left claims are beneficial and you've done nothing to back that up.

I think Brexit alone proves the majority of people don't like foreigners and if the majority of your people don't like something I think it can be put in the bad corner.

>Royalist cucks
You are aware our period as a Republic was absolutely horrendous right?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Saxe-Coburg_and_Gotha

Reading is hard

No He's Welsh. That's like saying Englanders are Scottish because the UK.

Stop being fucking stupid

I would but they don't stand a chance where I live.

It's a tight one between Lib dem and tory cunts.

Fuck you that's who.
Vote for anti-immigrant party whoever that be

>this level of ignorance.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Saxe-Coburg_and_Gotha

I changed my name to Josef Fritzel, am I Austrian now?

Nah he's English, that's why he could be King of England, can trace his lineage to William.

What ever the outcome.
Have a great polling day.

Let’s not let the faggot yanks influence our behaviour by reducing us to animalistic insults and partisan mud slinging .

We’re all in this together. We all want a good outcome.
Now let’s get these Tory cunts out of office so we can start healing the country again.

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Tactically vote either brexit party or the tories depending on your constituency

This

Only if you're a cunt.

ps nice trips

Brexit proves that you can sway an entire nation to do what you want by using their bigotries against them. "What is the EU" was the most googled thing AFTER the referendum. Where I live a large chunk of them voted because of immigration with this idea we could just 'kick out brown people' and this idea that the EU has some crazy laws that they put on us, but other countries like Germany don't have to abide by. The Torys passed the blame along to the EU and told the nation that no, it isn't our fault that the country is shit, its the EU! and people beleived them because it was easier to do that and ignore facts, than actually do some research into what the EU is.

That "Lisbon Treaty" FB post got several thousand shares and its all bullshit, all lies made to make people think that leaving the EU will make us prosper when every single expert has said that no, we will suffer.

We don't make anything anymore, we don't do anything anymore, we have little to no power in world politics because times have changed and people think that leaving the EU will solve that? We're going to become even more isolated but as long as these shit lords THINK we'll do better then that's all that matters to these cunts

>William
You mean “William the Bastard”!
Born in Falaise, France.

How retarded are you?