Scores against Halal

>Scores against Halal
>Scores against Chelsea
>Scores against City
>Scores against Juve
>Scores against United
>Scored in 3 North London derbys
>2x back to back golden boots, en route to third in a row
>9 career hat tricks, 8 in EPL, one in CL
>123 goals in 196 overall professional appearances
>13 goals in 24 national team appearances under a shit coach who played him out of position
>24 years old
>only 7 years as a pro

Why is he still not rated? Is it because he's English?

its because hes shit

>Why is he still not rated?
but he is though, by everyone except this guy even arselel fans have accepted that he's good now, I think

Its because hes english and ugly, and his name isnt Umberto QuagliaRossi, its harry Kane. If his name was Umberto QuagliaRossi he would have all of Europe gushing over how good he is

He's gonna be the English Totti.
He won't be properly rated until either Tottenham wins a major title or after he retires.

isn’t he gonna be poached by Real? Who are you alleging is not “rating” him? Terrible post, OP

people still unironically call him a tap in babby, shit for England so hes unproven, etc
Totti never put up those kinds of numbers, even in Serie A at the end of his career. He wasn't great for Italy either even when they were a strong side
He was probably a name thrown around as an option but I doubt even they would be interested in spending 200mil for someone who isnt even marketable for them. Bongs dont really follow foreign leagues. Icardi, Obama, or Aguero would be comparable in output, cheaper to buy, and more marketable.

>Scores against Halal
They are complete shit this season and 20 points behind Barcelona in the league
>Scores against Chelsea
0 goals this season
>Scores against City
0 goals this season
>Scores against Juve
Scored some tap in goal against a grandpa Buffon
>Scores against United
They're not a big club
>Scored in 3 North London derbys
No one gives a fuck about Arsenal
>2x back to back golden boots, en route to third in a row
>9 career hat tricks, 8 in EPL, one in CL
All against Eplel sunday pub shitters
>123 goals in 196 overall professional appearances
>13 goals in 24 national team appearances under a shit coach who played him out of position
No one cares
>24 years old
>only 7 years as a pro
And?

Until he show up in a major international tournament and win a trophy in Tottenham, I refuse to rate him.
t. Tottenham fan since 1999

>le tap in and statpad man
>le have Eriksen, Alli and the team system feeding you
Bayol was unironically better since he carried Tottenshit back when they were really Tottenshit with Harry fucking Redknapp as manager.

Whoa, it's like people pass the striker the ball

I rate him as a good striker but he's been statpadding most of the season just look at his current games this season. Salah is unironically better atm. Looked a class above Kane in the recent Liverpool Spurs game where Kane had to dive like a little fag while Salah scored a Messi tier goal.

If no one rates him, why does my team keep buying him in FIFA 17 Career mode?

>0 world cups
>0 euros
>0 CL
>0 PL
>0 FA cups

wow, what a player.

yeah but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke

>North London Derby
Call Arsenal a different name doesn't make it any less of a shit team

>spurs are realistically going to win the champions league

WEW

do you know what a striker is supposed to do?

He's a good English lad, this triggers the continental types. Just a few more months until you're roysted by a good old fashioned English centre forward, it's coming home.

Kek

>Scored in 3 North London derbys

Lmao shit like this is why he still not rated, you had to mention a fucking derby to his accolades because he doesnt have any

The thing is, I missed the rise of Messi and the rise of Ronaldo because in school, I was a total loser with no friends who 'hated football'. I used to shit talk football all the time, I even stole the cool kids football a couple of times and refused to return it 'until they did some schoolwork'. They beat the fuck out of me, obviously, and one time they stole all of my calculators (I owned 10) and taped them to the ball before playing football with it, then they made me eat the smashed up calculator pieces. I basically ruined my childhood because of beta genes. And I knew nothing about Messi or Ronaldo, and had nobody to discuss it with. I remember that one of the kids in school was showing his bottle of hair wax that he got Ronaldo to sign and he got a fucking GIRLFRIEND because of that alone (he was a loser like me before, his girlfriend was a Man United obsessed fatty who let him use the ronaldo hairwax as lubricant during anal sex). I missed all that and I am a virgin because of it

But this is different. Harry Kane, I am seeing every game, every goal of his uprising. I am seeing the new best player in the world in the making. I get to be part of this. Maybe if I get him to sign a jawbreaker, I will ge a girlfriend obsessed with Tottenham Hotspur. I think people are jealous of Harry because he is the new Messi or Ronaldo, who they grew up with. Harry Kane is football moving to the next generation, for the new generation of kids, and people can't take that. But I embrace it. Go on Harry, lad. The world is yours.

Kane is a good striker. Those who complain about muh titles simply don't like football. 150M€ is outrageous though, although there would be dozens of clubs willing to pay that amount if his name was Harrinho Kanão.

It's no different than Aguero having never won POTY because he's not English or David Silva all these years never getting the recognition he deserves
Hypocrites

le 1 season wonder man

If his name was Klebersonzinho dos Santos, he would have 2 ballon d'ors by now

>he's unironically so delusional that he thinks City won't trample them
WEW

>one time they stole all of my calculators (I owned 10)
I bet you resemble David Mitchell, the overweight comedian.

His name isn't mbungo mbabme so he gets ignored