>Scores against Halal >Scores against Chelsea >Scores against City >Scores against Juve >Scores against United >Scored in 3 North London derbys >2x back to back golden boots, en route to third in a row >9 career hat tricks, 8 in EPL, one in CL >123 goals in 196 overall professional appearances >13 goals in 24 national team appearances under a shit coach who played him out of position >24 years old >only 7 years as a pro
Why is he still not rated? Is it because he's English?
Carter Cook
its because hes shit
David Morgan
>Why is he still not rated? but he is though, by everyone except this guy even arselel fans have accepted that he's good now, I think
Colton Morales
Its because hes english and ugly, and his name isnt Umberto QuagliaRossi, its harry Kane. If his name was Umberto QuagliaRossi he would have all of Europe gushing over how good he is
Dominic Flores
He's gonna be the English Totti. He won't be properly rated until either Tottenham wins a major title or after he retires.
Austin Jackson
isn’t he gonna be poached by Real? Who are you alleging is not “rating” him? Terrible post, OP
Dylan Baker
people still unironically call him a tap in babby, shit for England so hes unproven, etc Totti never put up those kinds of numbers, even in Serie A at the end of his career. He wasn't great for Italy either even when they were a strong side He was probably a name thrown around as an option but I doubt even they would be interested in spending 200mil for someone who isnt even marketable for them. Bongs dont really follow foreign leagues. Icardi, Obama, or Aguero would be comparable in output, cheaper to buy, and more marketable.
Bentley Lopez
>Scores against Halal They are complete shit this season and 20 points behind Barcelona in the league >Scores against Chelsea 0 goals this season >Scores against City 0 goals this season >Scores against Juve Scored some tap in goal against a grandpa Buffon >Scores against United They're not a big club >Scored in 3 North London derbys No one gives a fuck about Arsenal >2x back to back golden boots, en route to third in a row >9 career hat tricks, 8 in EPL, one in CL All against Eplel sunday pub shitters >123 goals in 196 overall professional appearances >13 goals in 24 national team appearances under a shit coach who played him out of position No one cares >24 years old >only 7 years as a pro And?
Jacob Sanders
Until he show up in a major international tournament and win a trophy in Tottenham, I refuse to rate him. t. Tottenham fan since 1999
Connor Morris
>le tap in and statpad man >le have Eriksen, Alli and the team system feeding you Bayol was unironically better since he carried Tottenshit back when they were really Tottenshit with Harry fucking Redknapp as manager.
Blake Ortiz
Whoa, it's like people pass the striker the ball
Easton White
I rate him as a good striker but he's been statpadding most of the season just look at his current games this season. Salah is unironically better atm. Looked a class above Kane in the recent Liverpool Spurs game where Kane had to dive like a little fag while Salah scored a Messi tier goal.
Carter Flores
If no one rates him, why does my team keep buying him in FIFA 17 Career mode?
Camden Jenkins
>0 world cups >0 euros >0 CL >0 PL >0 FA cups
wow, what a player.
Xavier Brown
yeah but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke
Aaron Gutierrez
>North London Derby Call Arsenal a different name doesn't make it any less of a shit team
Jace Hernandez
>spurs are realistically going to win the champions league
WEW
Logan Long
do you know what a striker is supposed to do?
Andrew Parker
He's a good English lad, this triggers the continental types. Just a few more months until you're roysted by a good old fashioned English centre forward, it's coming home.
Ryder Butler
Kek
Blake Morales
>Scored in 3 North London derbys
Lmao shit like this is why he still not rated, you had to mention a fucking derby to his accolades because he doesnt have any
Jackson Martin
The thing is, I missed the rise of Messi and the rise of Ronaldo because in school, I was a total loser with no friends who 'hated football'. I used to shit talk football all the time, I even stole the cool kids football a couple of times and refused to return it 'until they did some schoolwork'. They beat the fuck out of me, obviously, and one time they stole all of my calculators (I owned 10) and taped them to the ball before playing football with it, then they made me eat the smashed up calculator pieces. I basically ruined my childhood because of beta genes. And I knew nothing about Messi or Ronaldo, and had nobody to discuss it with. I remember that one of the kids in school was showing his bottle of hair wax that he got Ronaldo to sign and he got a fucking GIRLFRIEND because of that alone (he was a loser like me before, his girlfriend was a Man United obsessed fatty who let him use the ronaldo hairwax as lubricant during anal sex). I missed all that and I am a virgin because of it
But this is different. Harry Kane, I am seeing every game, every goal of his uprising. I am seeing the new best player in the world in the making. I get to be part of this. Maybe if I get him to sign a jawbreaker, I will ge a girlfriend obsessed with Tottenham Hotspur. I think people are jealous of Harry because he is the new Messi or Ronaldo, who they grew up with. Harry Kane is football moving to the next generation, for the new generation of kids, and people can't take that. But I embrace it. Go on Harry, lad. The world is yours.
Carson Edwards
Kane is a good striker. Those who complain about muh titles simply don't like football. 150M€ is outrageous though, although there would be dozens of clubs willing to pay that amount if his name was Harrinho Kanão.
Austin Sanchez
It's no different than Aguero having never won POTY because he's not English or David Silva all these years never getting the recognition he deserves Hypocrites
Nicholas James
le 1 season wonder man
Xavier Price
If his name was Klebersonzinho dos Santos, he would have 2 ballon d'ors by now
Bentley Hill
>he's unironically so delusional that he thinks City won't trample them WEW
Samuel Baker
>one time they stole all of my calculators (I owned 10) I bet you resemble David Mitchell, the overweight comedian.