What sports should be added to the Olympics to get the United Kingdom some pity medals?
What sports should be added to the Olympics to get the United Kingdom some pity medals?
Dick sucking on ice
JUSTing
Snow Cycling
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warm ketchup eating
(snow) Tug of war
en.wikipedia.org
Being drunk dangerous motherfuckers on slopes
this autistic attachment with UK and muslims has never once been funny
easy, Jamal
seriously how do you find "lol stop not lettting Abdul plow your wife or you'll get jailed xDDD" funny? this is the type of shit brainlet children make up for simple laughs
Hi triggered bong
Luge and bobsled exist. There aren't many winter sports where the athlete is seated.
fence clinging
Feels good knowing every time an event gets added that it's an easy medal for the USA. Just look at what is getting added in Tokyo.
>Baseball
>Softball
>Skateboarding
>Surfing
The domination will just continue.
OBSESSED
i have no attachment to that inbred country of granny praisers it's just that you idiots do these extensive texts that essentially explain the joke you're trying to make that wasn't funny to begin with
most of the best stuff that came from Sup Forums were clean and simple sentences and pics not rehashed statements trying to outwit themselves by adding further rehashed statements
this guy gets it
we will beat you in surfing
Drinking games
Whining
Ice darts and Snookling
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endurance drinking, reckon we could at least get a bronze
We don't need summer olympic gimmies.
Tea sipping
Snippy passive aggressive comment making
Brexiting
>against finland russia and other eastern europeans
No
whining
nah we're up and coming in that, think we'll outpace them in a few years
>Baseball
Cuba wracked your shit in the past
>Softball
Clearly an amerilard event so you can statpad
>Skateboarding
This is not only absolutely nothing related to the Olympics but also not a sport at all. Clearly an amerilard event so you can statpad
>Surfing
We will wrack your shit in the future.
why isn't bandy an olympic sport but they've got 67 types of skiing?
Winning 2-2 in Italy
>Softball
Isn't this just baseball for out of shape officer workers?
we do pretty well at the olympics don't we?
Snooker
Darts
Any pastime for alcoholics between consecutive ales
Gold: Finland, and it's not even close
Silver: Russia
Bronze: Poland or some meme country with naturalised Russians and Finns
shit, i forgot about eastern europe
Darts
For women actually.
that's normal
>Cuba wracked your shit in the past
The US has never sent it's best players because the Olympics happen during baseball season.
Documentary narration
A spot you can sit down through, don’t get how we aren’t goats at that sledding thing
Mountaineering
we're good at subjugating people to carry all our stuff for us and basically pull us up the slope
*winter olympics
Not brushing your teeth
why is everyone being mean to us? :(
pls be nice
Isn't banter supposed to be your thing?
non-shit banter
>americans discussing banter
lmao
Strongman
Darts.
Calling areas of outstanding natural beauty and pretty, quaint towns "shiteholes".
Here you go.
Ice Road Truckers
back 2 reddit little snowflake
ice cricket. with a puck.
Just add 'snow' or 'winter' to the end of any regular sport the UK does well in.
>Implying Sup Forums isn't the most Reddit of them all
The "country people are obsessed about" medal, UK would win it every time.
> winter rugby
> snow snooker
Gang grooming
Losing colonies
cycling on ice
this
it's so forced
Building mosques on ice
This ain't Sup Forums
Not too bad at that yourselves
Buddy I'll have you know that I've seen Taskmaster. I know banter.
>ice darts
genocide
Arctic fox hunting
news.bbc.co.uk
100m road crawl
luge is germany wins lol
Covering up large-scale nationwide sexual abuse of little white girls at the hands of muslim men of pakistani origin for decades. On ice.
Ice Cycling and Ice Boating
What did they mean by this?
Why are we so much better at sports than every other European country? It's almost embarrassing at this point.
ah yes I remember the UK being relevant at some point in time.
Wow it's sad how far you've fallen.
>australia
christ
Most Olympic sports which the Brits are good at are memes like row row row your boat, riding your bumpy BMX and dodging rocks with a canoe.
>bbc.com
>80 athletics medals
Good article, faggot
Can't we just add soccer? They invented the sport so surely they should easily win.
t.muslim mayor
snow soccer would be noice
> British reading comprehension
Holy shit, the memes were true.
Winter Bake Off
Endurance Queuing
Dental games?
russia is right behind you tho
>be Canada
>be frozen in most parts of the country for 9 months out of the year
>still manage to get three times the medals of Australia
You can't make this shit up.
It doesn't matter what sports you add, every sad anglo on that shitty little island is still stuck in 1945, screeching about German and French conspiracies to dominate them. We could add a sport in 'being the most backwards and pathetic country on earth', but england would have to break out of its time warp to participate
Kazakhstan has a medal
AND THE UK DOESNT.
Come on ex soviets join in the shitposting lah
what a pathetic nation. I can't wait for them to actually leave the EU, so that we can finally move forward.
Ice cycling, it's just normal velodrome but with ice in the middle of the arena
I'm very surprised we even got 7th
Nice proxy
you're not even a real country
The fact it is so unfunny and gets angry responses like yours is exactly what's keeping this meme alive you nugget.
>144.3 million population