They didn't want to sit through Rinsed Penis reciting the entire convention rule book and pressed fast-forward.
Christian Collins
>birth control pills
Jayden Gomez
BREAKING NEWS
BARRON IS SET TO SPEAK AT 1:30
Jayden Walker
America is totally over. RIP
Hunter Thompson
OH GOD
Angel Stewart
Years ago, I was Trump's best, or should I say, only friend. Why would he have a Finn for a best friend, you ask? Well, he isn’t that bright … he thought I was Irish. Truth is, he isn’t the affable, good-natured soul that his speeches have led you to believe. First off, he was bipolar ... and syphilitic ... and a hermaphrodite ... plus a raging alcoholic. That’s right, a bipolar, syphilitic, drunken hermaphrodite, who was addicted to Japanese puke porn. On the rare occasions when he was sober he would chatter incessantly about the film Mary Poppins. He really loved that movie. In fact, he always dreamed of floating down from the sky while holding a big festive bumbershoot like his beloved Mary. One day he bought one of those huge beach umbrellas and replaced the canvas with an old Nazi relic that he claimed was Hitler’s original “Blood Flag” from the historic Beer Hall Putsch. We then drove to Trump Tower where we found a perfect high spot that had a drop of several hundred feet. He then leaped off of the cliff while happily singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious“ and, well, it didn’t go so well, let’s just say the old Blood Flag got much bloodier that day, but somehow he survived with only some injuries. Weeks later, much to my surprise, I was informed that Trump had gifted me the key and contents of his secret underground bunker. It was essentially just a lot of old VHS tapes with Japanese labels on them and a couple of large scrapbooks full of 1940s german news articles. Also, Trump goes on about the legendary individuals who he supposedly knows. In truth, the only celebrity he ever met in his whole life was Dick Wilson, who used to play “Mr. Whipple” in the Charmin TV ads. He was making an appearance at a supermarket opening down the street and even he told Trump to “fuck off” So there you have it, the truth about your hero. By the way, do any of you guys like rare Asian adult films involving regurgitation? I'm selling his tapes.
Jacob Perry
who here thinks coup before nom nom? Rolling for kek.
Brayden Scott
>Turtle man McConnell
Brody Nguyen
but can someone explain me is going on, im not too familiar with the way the US choses its leaders
Jaxson Nguyen
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Connor Price
>the twitch channel is ahead of the official youtube channel
